Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

This reads a bit like 'It's not only men who rape/not all men' shit. What a weird thing to ask.

It's not weird when you consider that cutting off rapists' dicks means that at least 3 of Staph's ghost husbandos wouldn't have dicks to be able to ghostfuck her with anymore.

 

[Aunt Carol]

The Creep story arc is ending. Still, don't trust a word he says.

Weird that she didn't have a digression about how it's cool and punk to shoplift from Walmart.

When Stephanie forgets to be punk, she's just a bone-standard grandma.

Absolute fucking nonsense. Just say you want to kiss Trump, you fascist.

And yet no discussion of anti-Trump fatphobia, from waif-identifying Stephanie.

Rock and mineral show. Just middle aged white lady things.

Hey! ...you're not wrong, though.

FYI: You can get adhesive locks.

Yeah, this is not a new problem. People even raise their human infants in apartments.

If Stephanie hung out with online Facebook-level cat grandmas, she might be happier. She wouldn't have to remind herself to be outrageous and edgy, just ask people for home remedies for puking and then post 10 potato-level pictures of her cat from across the room. Those are her people.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Laughs in house full of bald eagle feathers.

 

[a hapless toad]

Laughs in house full of bald eagle feathers.

I mean I have several as well, but I got mine from the Repository...

 

[Aunt Carol]

I wonder what this is? Could this be her new trans support group?

Looking at her area, I think this is the church. (archive) They're associated with the food bank.

Redeemer Lutheran ELCA
72 Main St., Binghamton, NY 13905 Phone: (607) 722-1029

If the queers are just using one of the meeting rooms at the church, that might be why they're not on the calendar. A lot of churches will have everything on the calendar if it's physically there there at the church, even if it's just the Food Not Bombs clothing swap, but other churches will only have their own events listed.

Google calendar is updated, but the newsletter is from September 2024, and the "upcoming events" is from September 2022.

This looks interesting, but I'm not using my Google account to find out more:
Adult only Emergent Church Service
An alternative church service on Sunday afternoon. MUST BE 18 and older to attend.
(Maybe this is the "weird hair ladies and dudes in dresses" showing of the sermon?)


"AFTER" is a bitch of a term to search.

 

[AfghanBlue]

I thought the knife blade length regulation thing was only a European thing?
Seems kinda strange yanks would have the same law with all the "you got a licence for that spoon" criac. And in a country where you can walk around with a gun on your hip in a lot of places?

 

[JaneThough]

If you have made it to 2025 and don’t know Dril is a joke account then I don’t know what do do for you. But maybe you can help me, I’m paying $300 a month for groceries and $30000 for candles but my family is dying.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I thought the knife blade length regulation thing was only a European thing?
Seems kinda strange yanks would have the same law with all the "you got a licence for that spoon" criac. And in a country where you can walk around with a gun on your hip in a lot of places?

It's not "the United States is," it's "the United States are." Lots of laws vary state to state, or even by county or by city. This is one of the many reasons you'll see US farmers slapfighting about their personal experiences; they're arguing with someone who grew up only 100 miles away but in a different state with different laws affecting school, healthcare, knives.

IIRC nunchucks are illegal in my town but there's no statewide rad ninja weapons ban. Nobody knows what's going on in the USA and this is not new.

 

[JaneThough]

It's not weird when you consider that cutting off rapists' dicks means that at least 3 of Staph's ghost husbandos wouldn't have dicks to be able to ghostfuck her with anymore.

Remember when Staph was trying to convince us she was a lesbian then realized trans shit made her able to want dick and claim she’s gay?

 

[often puzzled]

Stephanie. Yarrow. Dear. You need to get on top of the cat puking issue. The best thing to do would be to switch Siggy to wet food. It's better in general and is a lot less puke-able than dry. If you're too lazy to do the best thing for your cat, then at least get a slow feeder. We know you have a Chewy account: just type "slow feeder cat" into the search box. I just checked; they're in stock. Addressing the problem is ultimately a lot easier than bitching about it on social media.

Also, "one week from tomorrow is the next AFTER meeting" is terrible phrasing. Just give the date and time. Most people are not glancing at a paper calendar, and Facebook shows posts at random times anyway. Just say that the meeting is Monday, April 7, at 7:00 pm (or whatever).

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[AfghanBlue]

Stephanie. Yarrow. Dear. You need to get on top of the cat puking issue. The best thing to do would be to switch Siggy to wet food. It's better in general and is a lot less puke-able than dry. If you're too lazy to do the best thing for your cat, then at least get a slow feeder. We know you have a Chewy account: just type "slow feeder cat" into the search box. I just checked; they're in stock. Addressing the problem is ultimately a lot easier than bitching about it on social media.

Also, "one week from tomorrow is the next AFTER meeting" is terrible phrasing. Just give the date and time. Most people are not glancing at a paper calendar, and Facebook shows posts at random times anyway. Just say that the meeting is Monday, April 7, at 7:00 pm (or whatever).

All these tips and more available with your Kiwi Farms subscription!

Yep.
Some cats are "eat everything that is there" cats, with no natural off switch, and some aren't. Some cats will eat the correct amount and chill and have it later.
It is your responsibility as someone tho () erroneously considers themsleves more intelligent than the animal, to enforce this. It seems like none of her previous fat cats were like this either, she's just a fucking moron who is so desperate for approval that she gives the cat food as soon as it asks. It is cruel to have a high energy young cat alone in a cramped shitty apartment with no outside access and no built in cat climbing furniture so she can exercise and entertain herself aside from gorging to fill the hole in her soul.
It is fucking bullshit and the cat place wouldn't have apprived of it EVEN if you weren't personally blacklisted for being a creep.
Its absolutely shitty and proves, for the 57,000th time, that she has no consideration or care even slightly for anything else.
She could totally take the cat out on walks. I think it's kind of retarded modern bullshit and cats should just eb allowed to go out on their own account, but in flats that's not always possible and more and more people do it.
Every other animal of similar size and intelligence is allowed out. Dogs get walked. Cats historically walked themsleves but if you are going to be her jailer, at least take her outside for her scheduled outside time.

It's bleak and just because staph is a gross sofafused fatty, doesn't mean she gets to enforce this on a helpless animal. Just to kill early and use for social media asspats forever more. She likes cats just as much dead alive it seems. They do the same job for her, direct attention and forced affection her way.

 

[moorhen]

she's just a fucking moron who is so desperate for approval that she gives the cat food as soon as it asks

It’s not even about approval, it’s out of laziness.
She assumes every time Siggy meows it’s because she’s hungry and just feeds her more.

Siggy’s obviously going to eat the food because it’s something for her to do and the poor thing is probably bored out of her mind all day. Which might be why she’s meowing. She could be meowing because she wants her probably filthy litter box cleaning too, which Steph isn’t going to do.

Cats are so easy to entertain, too. You can even buy toys that will do all the work for you these days. Moorcat doesn’t play like he used to but he does enjoy watching his laser robot from the couch. They’re not even expensive.
But it would mean less probiotic sodies for Stephles.

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

She likes cats just as much dead alive it seems. They do the same job for her, direct attention and forced affection her way.

It seems to me that she talks more about Peetie on social media than about Siggy. Sure we miss our departed pets, but she presently has a very alive one who needs care and attention, which she is clearly not getting. Very telling.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

Staph is always complaining about how she lives in an area where the majority of the population support Trump, yet she has literally never been hassled by anyone in public despite deliberately covering herself head to toe with visible gay/tranny merch, attending all the gay/tranny events and protests, constantly accepting the frequent offers she gets to sperg about tranny shit in front of an audience, and generally drawing attention to what a totally legitimate fag/tranny she is in the most aggressively obnoxious. manner possible. She even cosplayed as a schizophrenic to go find a public place to bang a drum and yell at people that she's "queer" and somehow horribly oppressed for it, creating a spectacle for the express purpose of trying to bait people into a confrontation she can then escalate by deliberately making inflammatory comments about their politics and religion.

My point is: For a bunch of people who are supposed to be cartoonishly evil Nazi bigot gay bashers with plans to unironically gas the autistics and throw normal law-abiding gays in Guantanamo or whatever, you'd think Staph's antics would've provoked at least one of them into losing their shit by now. And yet, for all her claims of oppression, surely Staph must have noticed that she's out acting like a fool in the community among Trump voters all the time who by and large seem perfectly content to just leave her alone. Gee Staph, it's almost as if MAGA likers/registered Republicans/Christians/etc are actually not horrific murderous bogeymen in red hats, in fact that shit basically doesn't exist outside of your head, but you believe it anyway because you're too retarded to consider the possibility that social media is lying to you.

This looks interesting, but I'm not using my Google account to find out more:
Adult only Emergent Church Service
An alternative church service on Sunday afternoon. MUST BE 18 and older to attend.

I mean, I'm sure this probably only exists for people who get irritated when they can't listen to the sermon properly because there are too many screaming babies or bored young children fidgeting, making noise, running around, climbing all over everyone, kicking the back of the pew, etc because they got dragged there, are bored shitless, and the parents are inconsiderate fucks who are completely useless at making their kids behave. But without context that description still sounds like it turns into some sleazy nightclub lmfao. It wouldn't seem so bad if they had set the age at 13 or something, which is a reasonable age where kids can typically be trusted to sit down, shut up, and be respectful for the duration of the service.

 

[pink cigarettes]

The Creep story arc is ending. Still, don't trust a word he says.

I now live for every time she talks in the negative about her poor drug addicted shoplifting neighbors who live in govt housing. What's wrong with shoplifting, Stephanie? What's wrong with going to jail?
Also there is a non-zero chance that at some point one of her "friends" has or will eventually find one of the accounts on which she airs all their dirty laundry. If I found out someone was content-mining my miserable life for public gossiping I would go hang out in their apartment until they locked themselves in the bathroom and had a tism meltdown lol

uwu so quirky!

Stephanie not doing an obnoxious attempt at one-upping challenge: impossible

 

[Spangled Drongo]

Anglo-Saxxons.

Something about this tells me she wouldn't even know the Saxons like basically everyone from the regions considered Germanic worshipped the same gods as the Norse at one point and that's where we get the days of the week (Wednesday = Wotan's day = Odin's day) which is something pretty much anyone with a vague interest in mythology, history or linguistics knows, but she can't even spell Saxon and IMO chooses to denounce/downplay that side of her heritage because she associates it with Christians and colonisers, so not cool and oppressed enough for the social justice sphere.

It's just always amused me how hard she tries to have culture and be more than just a severely mentally ill white woman from upstate NY but it comes across as fake and try-hard as her gender, religion and practically everything else she claims to be really.

 

[a hapless toad]

It's really telling that she's minimally Irish/Celt and has glommed into that as a major part of her identity, but she's a quarter Croatian/Hungarian and has never acknowledged it.

Her paternal grandmother: https://ancestors.familysearch.org/en/LDY7-TBQ/maria-emilie-garber-1912-2011

 

[Spangled Drongo]

It's really telling that she's minimally Irish/Celt and has glommed into that as a major part of her identity, but she's a quarter Croatian/Hungarian and has never acknowledged it.

Her paternal grandmother: https://ancestors.familysearch.org/en/LDY7-TBQ/maria-emilie-garber-1912-2011

There's probably plenty of folk magic/witchcraft traditions from that side of the family she could draw upon too since that's like her whole thing, but I can't see Staph so much as knowing where to find Croatia or Hungary on a map - geography doesn't appear to be our bxy's strong suit, since she's part Swedish yet her Loki poem was in (badly translated) Norwegian and the Nordic countries seem to be all the same, "muh Viking ancestors" to her. In short: typical American, she'd get roasted quick if she met a real European.

Side note: I love how this thread has become a place for us Kiwis to collectively share our knowledge on the things Staph LARPs as/acts like she's passionate about.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

Anglo-Saxxons.

And "Nords". Not Norse, Nordic, Scandinavian, not even Viking, friggin Nords!

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Spoiler: Text

I have received a clear message from my gods: you have to step back now.

On the 29th, I fired a shot at Elon Musk and other members of DOGE. A few days later, I found out that he was leaving the administration. The cutting and slashing of vital programs is still happening, though, so the destruction of DOGE as a whole remains to be seen.

On the 31st, which was Transgender Day of Visibility, I participated in a rally for our rights. (See photo at the bottom of this entry.) I wore my ritual robe with Icelandic staves, read a poem dictated to me by Loki, and then marched while playing the song “Krigsgaldr” (“War Song”) by Heilung on a Bluetooth speaker. It was invigorating, and made me feel as if we all are small parts of collective energy, and one with our ancestors in our struggle.

But there are still lurking threats.

I feel as if the marches (such as “Hands Off,” which brought millions of people outside over the past weekend) are going to be used as the rationale for a crackdown. There have been rumors about Trump invoking the Insurrection Act, which, in a worse case scenario, could spell an end to the right to protest and usher in a fully authoritarian regime.

The gods have been right about everything so far, so I have little reason to doubt them now.

Óðinn has already ordered me into a defensive position, saying that I must do it in order to keep both myself and my community safe. While Loki runs around causing chaos (including those solar flares and he promised), I have been directed towards the All-Mother, Frigg. It seems that she also reached out to me a long time ago, in 2023, in the form of Frau Holle, or Berchta.

Frigg being the goddess of the home, love, and magic, she wants me to start healing the frith between people locally. It seems she started by having the downstairs neighbor approach me, telling me he is leaving, and giving me a tearful, heartfelt apology for causing trouble.

The other asynjur (goddesses of Ásgarðr ), such as Hlin, Sjofn, Gefjun, and Syn, have also been in touch, teaching me to be more calm, patient, and hospitable towards those I once considered enemies.

On Saturday, I was led to my beloved rock and mineral show and instructed to purchase crystals such as stillbite, vogesite, and hemimorphite to begin another stage of deep spiritual work.

See you after the full moon and Sigrblót!

I was led to my beloved rock and mineral show

LMAO. Odd way of saying 'my parents drove me to a marketplace that sold rocks.' I love how pompous she writes for her blog.

Love the detail that she blasted music on a Bluetooth speaker.

In other news:

How you can claim to be asexual when you're this much of a faggot is upside down clown world nonsense.


'Anti-intellectual' lol. Odd how the list of words could all be used to describe herself.