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Dizzyuntildeath said:
I'll do it. I'm a heterosexual in a monogamous marriage. I don't put my vices ahead of my responsibilities. Hannah will be a beautiful single gendered child not exposed to gooning and cooming all day every day, and 4 different adults each with alternating partners. And I will post positive pictures about how happy and normal she is and regular her skull is.
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I'll do it but only if we can have her be a Conehead for Halloween. When life gives you lemons...

Actually it makes me sad to think how much fun Hannah would probably have with the zoo crew here. We've never seen a photograph of her with any other child. Ever. Not even incidentally on a playground or at a family gathering. We've never heard a cute anecdote about her trying to grab another baby's face or even a screechy "the toddler pushed my darling disabled infant into the mulch at the playground and I would like to know who to sue now."

The really tragic thing is that we all know the Bellinger line problems are likely to continue. Becky's entire sibling set is fucked up, whether they were adopted or not, and regardless of who their father was. The fathers of several of these siblings, including Becky's bio dad, went on to have normal children with other women.

Hannah is likely to be a very cute kid who seems like she has high potential until she goes hormonal as a teenager and flies into full crazy mode, never to return.

Those Bellinger genes are strong. Becky's mom seems to have gotten her behavioral traits from her mom and her empty eyes from her dad. Becky's bio dad is a chud who held good jobs for his entire working life and seemed like a stand-up dude, except for a one-night stand that resulted in Becky (unbeknownst to him). But she's still the way she is. Becky's siblings had different dads but it didn't matter, they're all messes who leave behind obvious and plentiful traces of cluster B attachment patterns.
 
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The worst part of Becky is how devoid of a soul she is, leading her to be a monster in ways she isn't even directly intending. Her monstrosity is inherent to her severe mental and emotional defects.

Child is crying while you pose her? Quiet, you little cur! Mommy has cute pics to take for social media.
I have all day to do as I please, should I spend it doing things with my infant/toddler? Hell no, not when she can be strapped into a stroller indoors and spend all day staring at a room instead of interacting with it. Now Mommy can get high and game & goon in peace. Don't cry, though, that harshes Mommy's buzz.
Also, hold this wildly inappropriate sex toy so Mommy can fish for social media likes from legit pedos, and complain loudly when this is pointed out.

When I say she doesn't intend it, I mean it seems pretty clear Becky thinks this is normal parenting behavior. She's posting the evidence for the world to see.

Dead eyes, dead heart, no soul.
 
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Diana Moon Glampers said:
Hannah is likely to be a very cute kid who seems like she has high potential until she goes hormonal as a teenager and flies into full crazy mode, never to return.
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Bless your heart for thinking Hannah is being nurtured enough to tap into any of that potential and reach puberty.
 
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I do not volunteer because Hannah is borked genetically and I wouldn’t intentionally sign up to be disappointed like Becky’s adoptive parents did. But I will meet you guys at the splash pad for play dates and bring enough snacks to share so she doesn’t feel left out.

Fake Montessori shit has clogged up parenting spaces for a while now. Sad beige crap for sad beige people. Becky is so basic, even if she tries to hide it, and is influenced by the same marketing to which many other moms are also exposed. That sad lil table set is pointless.

If you are really morally or aesthetically opposed to high chairs, then get down on the floor with the kid and share a snack. Yes they may try to feed you a grubby goldfish cracker. Yes you should at least pretend to eat it and nod and smile and say thank you. Humans are communal. Babies learn from you. A sad Victorian jail chair is never going to attract a toddler no matter how pretty and over saturated the pictures of it were in the Instagram ad. They do not want to be alone like that.

It’s just so tragic. Nobody is just sitting with her, chatting back to her babbling, counting out loud how many crackers or berries or whatever she has left, pretending to gobble one up to make her smile. Hannah is going to be a late talker, is my guess. How can she learn when clearly she is still being placed in containers all the time while Mommy “isolates” and she doesn’t have a biologically related father in the house anymore?

Jackson is just the Other Father. He exists in service to Becky and isn’t really connected to Hannah other than circumstantially. Daniel should look into the dangers of having non-related males in the home with young children now that he may or may not be more receptive to educating himself on the dangers inherent to poly households.

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POV: What Hannah sees from her Victorian isolation table set.
 
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unexpected onions said:
The picture of Hannah at her tiny table has two bottles of roach spray in the background
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Ew. That's especially bad because roach spray does nothing but kill single roaches.

Even if you've got roaches that almost never actually infest houses, like American cockroaches (the ones people call all sorts of things to avoid calling them roaches and are common to the US south), sprays are useless shit that is toxic to your pets and kids and does no good.

Gel baits cost no more than the spray bottles of Raid and work literally thousands of times better, without significant risk to pets and kids.

But in SoCal, I don't even think they get American cockroaches (which come from trees and vegetation). Any cockroach seen is likely a German roach, which don't come in on their lonesome. They bring thousands of buddies.

Becky comes from Miami, which has tons of American cockroaches. She probably thinks roaches are simply inevitable annoyances, which is how they're treated in Florida.

I also wonder if they had a pest control contract (common for McMansions full of people who do desk jobs) and cancelled it when they started having money trouble. It'd be funny as hell if Cuck Mansion had to get a huge exterminator bill before anyone would touch the sale.
 
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Diana Moon Glampers said:
Ew. That's especially bad because roach spray does nothing but kill single roaches.

Even if you've got roaches that almost never actually infest houses, like American cockroaches (the ones people call all sorts of things to avoid calling them roaches and are common to the US south), sprays are useless shit that is toxic to your pets and kids and does no good.

Gel baits cost no more than the spray bottles of Raid and work literally thousands of times better, without significant risk to pets and kids.

But in SoCal, I don't even think they get American cockroaches (which come from trees and vegetation). Any cockroach seen is likely a German roach, which don't come in on their lonesome. They bring thousands of buddies.

Becky comes from Miami, which has tons of American cockroaches. She probably thinks roaches are simply inevitable annoyances, which is how they're treated in Florida.

I also wonder if they had a pest control contract (common for McMansions full of people who do desk jobs) and cancelled it when they started having money trouble. It'd be funny as hell if Cuck Mansion had to get a huge exterminator bill before anyone would touch the sale.
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Imagine living in a 1.5 million dollar home and choosing not to live in a state where Mother Nature has the courtesy to kill off all those little fuckers for seven months of the year. Heartland master race.
 
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Vapid_Idiot said:
We did it Farms! We are successfully proxy parents!
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Speak for yourself I ain't paying proxy alimony to no conehead BPD-gene child!

Diana Moon Glampers said:
"Weaning chairs" for people to give their kids to eat at alone while the family eats elsewhere?
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Yeah they are being sold for completely weird reasons. Them being able to fetch and eat an occasional snack on their own is very Montessori afaic, but man the table has fucking BLINDERS?

What is that even? Block a kids view just to prevent mess? Fuck that.
 
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Diana Moon Glampers said:
SoCal, I don't even think they get American cockroaches (which come from trees and vegetation). Any cockroach seen is likely a German roach, which don't come in on their lonesome. They bring thousands of buddies.
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I'd be willing to bet it's the pool area they're struggling with. And possibly into the kitchen, since we know they're filth pigs and the back yard is only a sliding door away from the pool. Roaches LOVE pool areas in SoCal, and even my great grandmother who was fastidious had trouble keeping those bastards away from the pool pump. They love damp and warm with rotting bio material - they have a vegetation-heavy backyard that I'm sure they never rake or weed, and a pool plus jacuzzi. Add in them forgetting to bring their munchies in from the backyard when they use the fire pit twice a year, and yeah. I bet it looks carpeted out there when they're not there. Two bottles of different types of rich spray suggests an ongoing problem with no good solutions.

Btw, why doesn't anyone use that frickin pool? I think about this periodically. Maybe because of the roaches? Lol.

As far as Hah-nuh looking like she's being posed at gunpoint - I would give literally any other Mom a pass for a tearful toddler because crying is what they DO, but for Becky? Nah.

Editing keeps fucking up, sorry it's probably my fault - phone poster fail.

Anyway, Becky's done isolating and is back to being performatively dramatic.

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So is Becky getting tested for diabetes? Untreated diabetes of either type can cause rapid, unexplained weight loss. Becky's also been having a lot of vomiting issues, which can be an issue if someone's blood sugar is sky-high.

It'd be weird to have this develop so soon after pregnancy without a gestational diabetes saga during pregnancy, complete with needles and "how dare you police my food intake as a survivor of an eating disorder."

Any medical kiwis want to engage in total uninformed speculation about what fasting bloodwork Becky might need for her various psychological crises?
 
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Diana Moon Glampers said:
So is Becky getting tested for diabetes? Untreated diabetes of either type can cause rapid, unexplained weight loss. Becky's also been having a lot of vomiting issues, which can be an issue if someone's blood sugar is sky-high.

It'd be weird to have this develop so soon after pregnancy without a gestational diabetes saga during pregnancy, complete with needles and "how dare you police my food intake as a survivor of an eating disorder."

Any medical kiwis want to engage in total uninformed speculation about what fasting bloodwork Becky might need for her various psychological crises?
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I suspect it's just routine blood work that you're supposed to get done once a year. That's usually fasting, too, and could help rule out metabolic issues that could be making the crazy hard to treat. I don't think she has diabetes; if anyone in that household is speedrunning insulin, it's Daniel with his CPAP and beer keg belly.

I know she made it seem like these appointments are SO CRITICAL, but that's probably just Becky dramatics.
 
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The Judean People's Front said:
Btw, why doesn't anyone use that frickin pool? I think about this periodically. Maybe because of the roaches? Lol.
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That pool must not be running, or something.

Even newer, well-maintained, low-maintenance pools do require some maintenance...and some repairs. We've never heard them complain that they needed to replace a $600 salt-generating cell for a saltwater pool, plz send money, or the pool pump is busted and it's gonna be two grand to replace it.

Your pool guy might eat some extra costs for extra chemicals, if you're lucky, but you're not going to get out of basic maintenance and replacement of worn parts. She'd treat it like an unexpected expense every time, for extra sympathy. If she actually used the pool we'd hear that it was some kind of sensory accommodation she and her disabled daughter needed in order to be able to exercise safely, can't you please send more cash for chlorine?
 
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