Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

That gunt is fuckin' LOUD AND PROUD.

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We don’t call Anna delusional for nothing and this post really drives the point home.

Maybe that’s just it. It’s not meant to hurt me. It’s meant to distract me. If they can distract me from living, then I don’t get to actually live.
Lunacy. The world revolves around Anna and there’s a community effort to stop her from living her life.

I’ve always believed people dislike me so much because they feel like I am undeserving of what I have.
Of course she does. Whenever reality comes creeping in - that she’s disliked because she’s rude, self-obsessed, antisocial, and a compulsive liar with a never ending need of attention - she shuts down with copious amounts of food, booze, and prescribed pain meds.

If I could tell them one thing it would be that their joy doesn’t depend on me.
Lol, I don’t even have a comment.
 
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this is how the chair is meant to be used. its actually super comfortable and great for someone like me who sits with their knees up all the time. however I cant part with my arm rests. its not meant to be a obesity accessibility aid. but i guess when you are anna sized you have to make accommodations.
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Yeah except the weight limit is like 330 lbs. Lmao.


We don’t call Anna delusional for nothing and this post really drives the point home.



Lunacy. The world revolves around Anna and there’s a community effort to stop her from living her life.


Of course she does. Whenever reality comes creeping in - that she’s disliked because she’s rude, self-obsessed, antisocial, and a compulsive liar with a never ending need of attention - she shuts that down with copious amounts of food, booze, and prescribed pain meds.


Lol, I don’t even have a comment.
I feel like people on the farms, on Reddit, and even the youtube reactors often discuss if they would trade lives with Anna and whether or not being her size be worth the economic advantages she has….and every time it’s discussed everyone says they would never want to be her. The only time people are like “it might be interesting” just mean for a few hours to see what it’s like to be that big.

Anna…no one wants to be you. No one envies your life. The only thing anyone envies is possibly your money and the amount of free time you have. That is it. And neither are worth the sacrifice of being super morbidly obese.
 
Something has been niggling at the back of my brain about her for some time and it clicked today after reading whatever that was and watching the video shorts she uploaded.

‘Joy’ is a word she likes to throw around, frequently and frantically. She has no idea what joy is. It’s not clumsily hamfisting through bad crafting. It’s not wearing screamingly garish outfits.

Her most performative attempt at showing joy is the frenetic bouncing and jiggling, replete with odd facial expressions that she all too often treats us to.

It was a few of those today that really made it click for me. I often send short videos of my 19 month old grandson to his parents; both proof of life and letting them see cute moments. Almost every 1 of Anna’s videos were frighteningly similar to stuff I’ve sent them these last several months.

Videos I’ve stopped sending because he’s doing cute things more appropriate to his increasing age and maturity. But Anna? She just doubles down on that kind of stuff.

I’m really curious if her shared stuff is meant to be aspirational. I struggle to see how. I also struggle to see why joy must be demonstrated through loud, intrusive behaviour.

Sorry Anna; no way in hell I come close to having the resources you have available to but no way would I exchange my life for yours.
 
I was looking at Anna's LTK page, and she has several pink outfits that look much better than that awful onesie. Maybe it's the exhibitionist in her, but it's almost as if she were deliberately trying to be loudly conspicuous at that Barbie cafe. Or maybe she really is that out of touch. Idk.

ETA: Before I posted, I considered that some of the outfits on LTK might be too small now, despite her repeated claims of "My body is changing." Nonetheless, these pics show that she knows how to put together a pretty outfit. She could have worn something more attractive and tasteful than that garish onesie, even if she had to buy something new, which she can certainly afford. Instead, she chose to show up looking like a giant toddler who just rolled out of bed, dirty hair and all. I don't get it.

I do think she looks nice in these photos, though.

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Something has been niggling at the back of my brain about her for some time and it clicked today after reading whatever that was and watching the video shorts she uploaded.

‘Joy’ is a word she likes to throw around, frequently and frantically. She has no idea what joy is. It’s not clumsily hamfisting through bad crafting. It’s not wearing screamingly garish outfits.

Her most performative attempt at showing joy is the frenetic bouncing and jiggling, replete with odd facial expressions that she all too often treats us to.

It was a few of those today that really made it click for me. I often send short videos of my 19 month old grandson to his parents; both proof of life and letting them see cute moments. Almost every 1 of Anna’s videos were frighteningly similar to stuff I’ve sent them these last several months.

Videos I’ve stopped sending because he’s doing cute things more appropriate to his increasing age and maturity. But Anna? She just doubles down on that kind of stuff.

I’m really curious if her shared stuff is meant to be aspirational. I struggle to see how. I also struggle to see why joy must be demonstrated through loud, intrusive behaviour.

Sorry Anna; no way in hell I come close to having the resources you have available to but no way would I exchange my life for yours.
I think it’s because her “joy” seems forced and inauthentic, I guess because it is.

Joy is a very personal thing and it is most obvious in little kids because when adults experience joy they usually don’t scream or show loud signs of it unless they are on a roller coaster. Joy is a personal experience. She acts out joy by doing tik tok dances and lip syncs in front of her camera in her apartment. And when we see hobbies from her perspective, like her crafting, things that should be eliciting joy in her life she has to amplify it for the camera so much that it doesn’t seem real. *Maybe* she does experience joy from dancing and music and crafting but the performative over the top displays she does make it seem hollow. Therefore watching her “joyful” videos just feels bleak and depressing because it comes across as a desperate attempt to convince everyone else she is happy.

So no Anna, we aren’t jealous of your joy because we dont believe you have an amazing happy joyful life. You aren’t selling it.
 
I would love to see what her 02 saturation is during the day. She has the color and skin and nails of someone that is facing serious cardiovascular injury. She's now given herself edema on top of all her other chronic health issues; how much longer before she's on death's doorstep? What did Fitzgerald say about going broke, slowly and then all at once? That's how Anna's deathfat end stage is going. It's now happening all at once after happening slowly for the last 15 years.
 
I would love to see what her 02 saturation is during the day. She has the color and skin and nails of someone that is facing serious cardiovascular injury. She's now given herself edema on top of all her other chronic health issues; how much longer before she's on death's doorstep? What did Fitzgerald say about going broke, slowly and then all at once? That's how Anna's deathfat end stage is going. It's now happening all at once after happening slowly for the last 15 years.
Not only that but I wonder if she's literally going broke as well. She's spending insane amounts of money on her new apartment, surgery and now this fancy ass-pat wellness retreat. I get the feeling she's missing the dopamine hits she'd get from her hauls and trips and she knows she doesn't have the physical capability to do those things anymore (probably ever) so she's just throwing money at whatever she can trying to scratch that ADHD consumerism itch.

Whatever happens after the gunt surgery is going to be epic.
 
So the tissue sticking out of the bottom of the chair is just going to stay there? What kind of Type-A perfectionist could stand that?

Anna brings me a special kind of joy. I can barely stand to watch her content because it makes me cringe so hard my skin wants to turn inside out. Then I read the hilarious posts here, praise allah that I don’t have legs the size of a dinosaur and joyfully go about my day.
 
I remember commenting last year that she is lucky to not have a visible fupa and apron belly - well, not anymore.

Also -Alani, favourite drink of Alexandra Rodriguez drinking it every vlog, the universes are colliding.
 
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