Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Concerning sending Miller to the Hague for the crime of Fatricide, the US doesn't recognize the ICC, which I assumed was common knowledge.
We not only don't recognize it, Congress passed statutory authorization to treat any attempt by the Hague to enforce its actions against us as an act of war. Colloquially known as the "Hague Invasion Act," it authorizes the President "all means necessary and appropriate to bring about the release of any U.S. or allied personnel being detained or imprisoned by, on behalf of, or at the request of the International Criminal Court."
LegalPat is still my favorite persona of the many faces of pig.
The great thing about Rick as a cow is his absolutely encyclopedic ignorance on any imaginable subject means anyone of normal intelligence has something to look down on him about, because whatever he says is wrong, without exception.
 
Some flavor of FAL, Pat’s arms are probably shaking trying to hold up something that isn’t made entirely of plastic.
I'm not a gun expert in anyway, but considering the bolt handle is on the left and that is not an AK, I'm guessing whatever that is, that is Pat's gun (he's a lefty). To me, the insufferable smile only confirms he is showing his friends how "manly" he is.
 
I'm not a gun expert in anyway, but considering the bolt handle is on the left and that is not an AK, I'm guessing whatever that is, that is Pat's gun (he's a lefty). To me, the insufferable smile only confirms he is showing his friends how "manly" he is.
It’s definitely a FAL, the hand guards and charging handle are a giveaway. No idea what is up with the stock in it though, might be aftermarket.
There is no way this is Pats rifle though, his trotters don’t have the strength to hold up an old school battle rifle and it doesn’t get featured much in the sci-fi/Marvel slop he loves, plus he probably thinks that owning one is a ‘dog whistle’.
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It’s definitely a FAL, the hand guards and charging handle are a giveaway. No idea what is up with the stock in it though, might be aftermarket.
There is no way this is Pats rifle though, his trotters don’t have the strength to hold up an old school battle rifle and it doesn’t get featured much in the sci-fi/Marvel slop he loves, plus he probably thinks that owning one is a ‘dog whistle’.
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When I see a photo like this and realize Pat’s allowed to own a gun, I think it’s time to repeal the second amendment
 
The Owen doc drops on Jackie confirming that the FBI has evidence of torswats implicating pat looking for a pay day are sure interesting. 🤔 I haven’t been through them all yet but it’s a massive drop.

I read the article yesterday about the portly fella with the gun and I knew pat would be seething lol. The same man who posts mega cringe such as “like this ccw babydoll?” When twitter tards get the best of him. The potbelly calling the kettle a nigger lol.

It starts with one man daring to ask the real questions. This enrages pat lol you don’t question a man’s twitter followers!! He’s so mad that Dan knows that gaetz fella.
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Still reeling from the insult, pat self soothes and says Ben Shapiro used him for clout :story:
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Moving on, gatekeeper pat makes an appearance under an embarrassingly feminine photo.
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Something about him replying to the guy with the avatar of trump shoving a fat cock into pats mouth is just so surreal.
 
It starts with one man daring to ask the real questions. This enrages pat lol you don’t question a man’s twitter followers!! He’s so mad that Dan knows that gaetz fella.
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Still reeling from the insult, pat self soothes and says Ben Shapiro used him for clout :story:
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Moving on, gatekeeper pat makes an appearance under an embarrassingly feminine photo.
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Something about him replying to the guy with the avatar of trump shoving a fat cock into pats mouth is just so surreal.
Fat Rick argues with his toilet. Not just on the X. He wakes up and it groans "no more cheesesteaks" and Pat drops the first fattest one of the day into it. Then he drinks his victory craft beer, first of twelve of the day, in celebration that he was able to pinch a loaf and shut up "the haters."

Then, tromping fatly thru the half hovel, he shows up naked in Niki's bedroom and he starts rubbing his dick against the houseplant in there for some reason. Niki groans and says, "fuck off fatass, I spent last night taking a bunch of loads from the niggers across the street."

Pat instantly asks to smell, but walks off because he forgot his phone and he has to not let the idiots win.
 
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It’s definitely a FAL, the hand guards and charging handle are a giveaway. No idea what is up with the stock in it though, might be aftermarket.
There is no way this is Pats rifle though, his trotters don’t have the strength to hold up an old school battle rifle and it doesn’t get featured much in the sci-fi/Marvel slop he loves, plus he probably thinks that owning one is a ‘dog whistle’.
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You're overcomplicating it.
Jen wouldn't have a FAL because it's objectively cool and too long for him to clear his side tits to shoulder properly.
 
Fat Rick argues with his toilet. Not just on the X. He wakes up and it groans "no more cheesesteaks" and Pat drops the first fattest one of the day into it. Then he drinks his victory craft beer, first of twelve of the day, in celebration that he was able to pinch a loaf and shut up "the haters."

Then, tromping fatly thru the half hovel, he shows up naked in Niki's bedroom and he starts rubbing his dick against the houseplant in there for some reason. Niki groans and says, "fuck off fatass, I spent last night taking a bunch of loads from the niggers across the street."

Pat instantly asks to smell, but walks off because he forgot his phone and he has to not let the idiots win.
You could say the same thing for his liver
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Poor thing dealing with all the toxins from Fat's unholy disgusting diet and drinking habits. :(
 
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