Porn and Porncows

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Pre-VHS, Americans had to rent reel-to-reel tapes and projectors to watch porn. James Mason had a misadventure with a buddy where they rented a porn reel from some seedy shop. Seeing that screen needed to project the footage onto was unavailable, they improvised by using the white shower curtain pinned to the bathroom window. Little did they know that projecting the reel onto that rendered the footage visible from the road which caused more than a few honks from motorists who drove by the house.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Given it was James Mason, probably involved underage 'actresses' (to give the man credit, at least his only interest in young boys is beating them up to steal their girlfriends).

 

[Dr Cruel]

I did get a laugh of the Chinese guy giving that annoying Speed guy a banana and making monkey sounds.

 

[RichardMongler]

Given it was James Mason, probably involved underage 'actresses' (to give the man credit, at least his only interest in young boys is beating them up to steal their girlfriends).

Turns out I misremembered Mason's anecdote. It was the shade curtains they projected the footage onto.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

It happens at all levels of society, you only hear about those ones because they are so famous and rich
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Modern women scares me.

 

[Quarterback Rex Grossman]

Going through Instagram and Facebook, it feels like endless ads for girls. Especially South America, Latin America, Thailand. Maybe Onlyfans, maybe local work?
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The best part about the smaller hooches is they're more likely to immediately go full-on raunchy than the ones who start out SFW. I don't have time to wait five years for some goofy ASMR girl to finally show some side boob for $200 when for $35 RandoLatina69 is coming right out of the gate absorbing an entire bad dragon while Ye plays in the background.

Christ, does every discussion about porn on Kiwifarms have to be contentious? Can you please, just once, keep your hot takes to yourself?

This isn't the thread for that opinion.

 

[NoBueno]

The best part about the smaller hooches is they're more likely to immediately go full-on raunchy then the ones who start out SFW. I don't have time to wait five years for some goofy ASMR girl to finally show some side boob for $200 when for $35 RandoLatina69 is coming right out of the gate absorbing an entire bad dragon while Ye plays in the background.

Well it's crazy watching it happen over years, I remember years ago I would have Pan Piano in my feed for anime theme covers, then years later I'm on 4chan and they tell me she has a Fansly or something? And apparently she was already married?

 

[RichardMongler]

The best part about the smaller hooches is they're more likely to immediately go full-on raunchy than the ones who start out SFW. I don't have time to wait five years for some goofy ASMR girl to finally show some side boob for $200 when for $35 RandoLatina69 is coming right out of the gate absorbing an entire bad dragon while Ye plays in the background.



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Pick a funnier song for your shitpost:

 

[Xenomorphs Are Cute]

Well it's crazy watching it happen over years, I remember years ago I would have Pan Piano in my feed for anime theme covers, then years later I'm on 4chan and they tell me she has a Fansly or something? And apparently she was already married?
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She apparently doesn't really do any porn, not even nudes. This is basically a tactic for her to get views on her channel.

 

[Cheetahman]

She apparently doesn't really do any porn, not even nudes. This is basically a tactic for her to get views on her channel.

I'm certain she's just making exclusive premium piano covers, which is why half the posts on this woman's patreon consist of her covering her pussy with a prop. Even that picture alone should be a pretty good clue about what's being sold. Were you born yesterday or something?

 

[NoBueno]

I'm certain she's just making exclusive premium piano covers, which is why half the posts on this woman's patreon consist of her covering her pussy with a prop. Even that picture alone should be a pretty good clue about what's being sold. Were you born yesterday or something?

If a woman sells nudes privately and you never saw them. Did it ever happen?

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[74164978231]

If a woman sells nudes privately and you never saw them. Did it ever happen?
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Simps are without a doubt the worst thing to ever happen to humanity.

 

[Xenomorphs Are Cute]

I'm certain she's just making exclusive premium piano covers, which is why half the posts on this woman's patreon consist of her covering her pussy with a prop. Even that picture alone should be a pretty good clue about what's being sold. Were you born yesterday or something?

It's called teasing (aka coomer-baiting). That's her entire content (people literally needed to ask her if she'll ever do full-nudity). She's on the precipice of nudity, but no actual nudity or hardcore material.

 

[NoBueno]

It's called teasing (aka coomer-baiting). That's her entire content (people literally needed to ask her if she'll ever do full-nudity). She's on the precipice of nudity, but no actual nudity or hardcore material.

Yes it's the advertising. You'll even see this in entertainment. Higher up. The company buys a tabloid piece.

The girl shows up on her livestream. Then, seeing she is obviously advertising, you contact the company. This is for the elite, not for you regular people though.

Unless you are a full on Onlyfans girl or Porn Star, obviously most girls want to protect their public image.

 

[RichardMongler]

It's called teasing (aka coomer-baiting). That's her entire content (people literally needed to ask her if she'll ever do full-nudity). She's on the precipice of nudity, but no actual nudity or hardcore material.

What's really assbackwards are the e-hos who won't do nudity but will suck dick on camera. They think refusing to show so much as a nipple retains their modesty yet fellating a stranger and filming it for sale has no impact whatsoever. Plenty of guys will have serious relationships with women who've only gone nude but bolt the minute they catch wind of them so much as diddling their snatches, let alone blowing another man.

 

[regalterry]

It's called teasing (aka coomer-baiting). That's her entire content (people literally needed to ask her if she'll ever do full-nudity). She's on the precipice of nudity, but no actual nudity or hardcore material.

She's been escalating over the years, getting progressively more and more whorish.

She'll eventually cave and do full nudity, either because the money or attention starts drying up.

 

[demicolon]

They think refusing to show so much as a nipple retains their modesty yet fellating a stranger and filming it for sale has no impact whatsoever.

It's not gay if the balls don't touch logic. I've heard a lot of stories from guys about her cheating wives and the most common excuse was something along Yes, I had lovers on the side but at least I could hide it from the whole world!

Reputation is social currency to women and social standing is everything to a woman, it's not that hard to understand, is it?

 

[NoBueno]

It's not gay if the balls don't touch logic. I've heard a lot of stories from guys about her cheating wives and the most common excuse was something along Yes, I had lovers on the side but at least I could hide it from the whole world!

Reputation is social currency to women and social standing is everything to a woman, it's not that hard to understand, is it?

Occasionally you'll get a leak with yachters, some billionaire will share something with the wrong guy and then you have D0v3 C4meron nudes out there.

Spoiler

 

[NoBueno]

In the early Internet days you’d spend half an hour to maybe get a few minutes long clip. Now it’s practically hardcore scenes instantly and kids who think that’s normal can end up with physical injuries trying to do hardcore scenes they watch. It’s not exactly comparable to “Oh they had drawings on clay pots this is exactly the same as me managing to get terabytes of all depraved porn in an instant”. And it’s becoming so widespread and normalized because every parent gives their kid a smartphone with zero thought to what they might look up. Not to mention the gross nature of how Instagram girls are generally pushed towards onlyfans.

I've never had an OnlyFans account or, a sub to some website. But I hear from others that some guys spend almost their entire paycheck on a list of OnlyFans girls and request custom content. But then I wonder why when I go to 4chan and most of the most popular ones have videos being posted all the time. I do save some because the fetishes are getting so ridiculous it doesn't even feel like porn anymore, it's almost slapstick comedy material to me. I started laughing watching some of these videos.

Spoiler

 

[74164978231]

Its the ratchet effect all gas no brakes. The only limits on it is how much money these retarded simps can throw at the thots.

 

[NoBueno]

Its the ratchet effect all gas no brakes. The only limits on it is how much money these retarded simps can throw at the thots.

Well I watched a video were a girl did a handstand and banged herself with a dildo that she held with her feet. Another one a girl uses multiple toys on herself and orgasms so hard she pees on her own face then shoots the dildo out of her ass like a bullet. I'm like what fuck am I watching? Porn? Or the sex olympics?