💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Strix454]

He had the opposite of imposter syndrome where he falsely thought that he was far better than he actually was, so he got Dunning-Krugered.

"Of course I'm getting all this fame and fortune, I'm special and amazing! In fact, I don't need this boring, mainstream success! I'm so cool and charismatic that I can just do whatever I want and people will love it!"

He was of course, wrong.

Part of it IMO was that he read alot of Ayn Rand when he was younger and, like many, he was able to convince himself that he was an unrecognized genius. That he was Howard Roark from the Fountainhead or be one of the people hanging out with John Galt in "Atlas Shrugged". Like many people, Nick never quite realized that from a Randian perspective he was on the other side.

We don't know the exact timing of when he started on coke, but I would strongly believe that the white powder helped him make the transition from uberman to living god. 2023 and 2024 Nick became convinced that the law thing was all secondary to people being in love with Nick and his magnetic personality.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

We don't know the exact timing of when he started on coke, but I would strongly believe that the white powder helped him make the transition from uberman to living god. 2023 and 2024 Nick became convinced that the law thing was all secondary to people being in love with Nick and his magnetic personality.

Wow, I hope this makes a Bernie Garcon AI Nick vid. *chef's kiss*

 

[Law]

I've said it before but I genuinely think he had a future as a talking head on cable news, either as a villain on CNN or a panelist on FOX.

The only way he's ending up on cable news now is after leading police on a DUI chase.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

It only appeared that he would have been able to do any of that.

In reality, he was never capable. His basic personality conflicts keep him trapped in his own hell.

And his lack of actual expertise, talent, skill, and experience.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Is anyone else having issues with Kayla’s thread? It’s crashed for me every time I’ve tried to open it

The OP just too big (over 600 pieces of media including around 17 hours of video and being over 37k words in length).

I was only half-joking when I referred to it as the Mount Everest of OPs. From what I can tell, it depends on what kind of device you are using. The vast majority of the content is spoilered except where it would break the flow of information. I have added a table of contents at the start to make browsing a bit easier to navigate.

TL/DR: If your device can run Crysis at max settings then you should be fine.

Also, I will be finishing the OP with some final updates after the RP case comes to a close as I would rather document the verdict than the drama at this point. After that it should be ready to leave PG.

 

[Vibralldo]

And his lack of actual expertise, talent, skill, and experience.

That hasn't stopped experts on TV before

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

That hasn't stopped experts on TV before

I have yet to see one with the extent of deficits that Nick has. I mean, he's not even nice to look at.

 

[Melty Butter]

There's a lively discussion going on about Aaron's RP case (hearing on Thursday) in his thread. For those interested, I'd start here and scroll through the subsequent 4-5 posts. Plenty about Rekieta:

He's still going on about pressing- how? At least he's leaving it to his lawyer... except for talking about it semi-regularly. "I haven't talked about it that much!" Ok Toe.

 

[elb]

Bold statement from a man who tattooed a whole bouquet on his vagina

 

[Stiffy]

Nick challenged God, and God bitch slapped him all the way down to the deepest depths of the putrid Dabbleverse with the sodomites.

 

[Gorton Colu]

And his lack of actual expertise, talent, skill, and experience.

True, but his personal malfunctions kept him from getting that experience and developing skill in the first place.

Was it not revealed that that one other local attorney offered to help him develop as a lawyer and "ODD" Nick declined?

 

[RotPockets]

Nick literally saw the possibility of mainstream success, tens of millions of dollars, book deals, a recurring spot on the cable news as an expert, a dream life on easy street and said "I'd rather be a broke drug addict that constantly complains about his ex boyfriend and gives his daughter cocaine that everyone hates."

THAT'S why Nick is the greatest lolcow of all time. He willingly rejected a perfect life so he could be a broke drug addict loser because he's a spoiled retarded child in a man's body.

Nick truly deserves to be Nick. The Balldo doesn’t come off and it is now the totality of his existence.

 

[Swole McPole]

There's a lively discussion going on about Aaron's RP case (hearing on Thursday) in his thread.

Every time I see this, I wonder 'Why is Aaron getting prosecuted for Received Pronunciation? He might be a Queen, but he certainly doesn't speak the Queen's English'.

 

[Melty Butter]

Nick's been on a Twitter rant mostly about April and Aaron.


I'll archive in edits.

 

[Captain Manning]

No, he isn't. Freddie Mercury was gay. Nick is a faggot.

Freddie Mercury was also insanely talented.

Nick's talent is... uhhhhh...

Ummm...

*Scratches head*

Well, he can beat Battletoads on the NES. That's legit a hard game. I could never get past that stupid hover bike level.

So, there's that.

I guess.

Planting my flag. I thing after sentencing we're going to see a full court press of Nick retardation/streaming. I think he's feeling pressure to produce as much income and goodwill as possible to try and make the lawsuit work out and regain some clout from that. It's basically his last chance and I think he's working him self up.

I agree he'll start streaming again after sentencing, but making a subject of Monty?

That's already a complete disaster. He'd be setting himself up for another massive loss.

Still, he is dumb.

Nick's been on a Twitter rant mostly about April and Aaron.

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If Nick says Aaron's attorney is crap, that must mean he's probably at least halfway decent.

When Nick talks law, count on the reality being 180 degrees off from what he says.

He also claimed Schneider was unethical. How'd that appeal go, Nick?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Nick's been on a Twitter rant mostly about April and Aaron.

Nick will talk himself into another defamation lawsuit.
That is his way to the Threepeat Lolcow of the Year title.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Nick's been on a Twitter rant mostly about April and Aaron.

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"I fucked your wife" is an absolute defense against any ludicrous allegation this skeletal, drugged-out fag comes up with.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick's been on a Twitter rant mostly about April and Aaron.

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I'm sure that April appreciates Nick bringing up her assault as an own.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I'm sure that April appreciates Nick bringing up her assault as an own.

Using someone's trauma to score points on social media. Nick really is the biggest scum.

 

[Maraschino]

Nick will talk himself into another defamation lawsuit.
That is his way to the Threepeat Lolcow of the Year title.

No, you don't get it. He has to fulfill every position when it comes to defamation suits. Commenter, the person being sued, and the person suing someone else.
-He's already commented on someone else's defamation suit (Vic) and was wrong (shouldn't've been, but that's not the point), that's one.
-Then he got sued by someone for defamation, and the fallout of his poor reaction to an unfavorable ruling lead to a glorious content feast. And he should lose that suit (December will be great) and be wrong that no, you actually can't falsely accuse someone of raping children with no evidence. That's two.
-Number three is him suing someone else for defamation. And it'd be better if he lost an anti-SLAPP outright (like Vic) and had to pay for the other person's fees (like Vic). Even better if it's Aaron, who would once again retain his "unethical" attorney to kick him into the pavement. I want the cokestream v2 from him losing an anti-SLAPP to his ex-boyfriend, if we don't get a different cokestream from him deciding he should just get to do coke because the gubbamint told him not to, so that means he should.