Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Patrick has descended on Bluesky

Also saw a different guy though just as ridiculous as Pat childing someone there

So he may have an alter there too
 

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IglyUglyOh said:
Patrick has descended on Bluesky
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A hot sauce so hot it killed god. Bitch is acting like he made Capsaicin extract when he just bought a bunch of Habanero plants and peppers from a store to make jam.
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Now there's nothing wrong with it besides being a dickweed who makes fucking jam from innocent peppers that have done nothing wrong, but it's also by sheer coincidence the hottest pepper you will find in normal grocery stores, I'm sure that has nothing to do with that making it the hottest pepper normal people who don't look into it will be familiar with. I wouldn't even mention it if this wasn't his entire personality, a surface level understanding of whatever topic he thinks people like and think is manly while acting like he's the one true be all end all expert. I'd accept him saying he made a jam so hot it melted his face off since it's hard to tell anyway, as he is usually very sweaty, oily, and drippy, also it's so fat and featureless he looks like someone melted an action figure.
 
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Maude Snew said:
Now there's nothing wrong with it besides being a dickweed who makes fucking jam from innocent peppers that have done nothing wrong, but it's also by sheer coincidence the hottest pepper you will find in normal grocery stores, I'm sure that has nothing to do with that making it the hottest pepper normal people who don't look into it will be familiar with
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Bragging about habanero is one thing but making jam instead of normal hot sauce should earn someone the electric chair.
Is he putting hot pepper jam on his toast?
What the fuck.
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Out of various dumb facsimiles of personality that people take on, "guy who likes spicy food. No, you don't get it, REALLY spicy" is one of the most perplexing. Did he learn somewhere that it's "manly"?
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Nevermind women from virtually any Asian or Latin American culture eat spicy food, so that's pig ignorant. Which means Pat believes it.
 
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Maude Snew said:
A hot sauce so hot it killed god. Bitch is acting like he made Capsaicin extract when he just bought a bunch of Habanero plants and peppers from a store to make jam.
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Now there's nothing wrong with it besides being a dickweed who makes fucking jam from innocent peppers that have done nothing wrong, but it's also by sheer coincidence the hottest pepper you will find in normal grocery stores, I'm sure that has nothing to do with that making it the hottest pepper normal people who don't look into it will be familiar with. I wouldn't even mention it if this wasn't his entire personality, a surface level understanding of whatever topic he thinks people like and think is manly while acting like he's the one true be all end all expert. I'd accept him saying he made a jam so hot it melted his face off since it's hard to tell anyway, as he is usually very sweaty, oily, and drippy, also it's so fat and featureless he looks like someone melted an action figure.
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mfw Nikkki lubricates my plug with the habanero jelly I made last week
 
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Something Awful said:
Out of various dumb facsimiles of personality that people take on, "guy who likes spicy food. No, you don't get it, REALLY spicy" is one of the most perplexing. Did he learn somewhere that it's "manly"?
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No you don't understand an IRL tough guy like Pat needs his food to hurt it's the only way he can feel alive when he's not feeding people thier own teeth.
 
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Red Frida said:
Bragging about habanero is one thing but making jam instead of normal hot sauce should earn someone the electric chair.
Is he putting hot pepper jam on his toast?
What the fuck.

Nevermind women from virtually any Asian or Latin American culture eat spicy food, so that's pig ignorant. Which means Pat believes it.
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Habanero jam is quite good. Decent way of doing hot honey. However Patrick's jam is quite cloudy and doesn't look good at all. I prefer jelly myself even if you're going to use more habaneros. Serrano is also good for it if you don't like a lot of heat and can make a nice green jelly. Such jelly's and jams go good on crackers with some Requeson
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
Habanero jam is quite good. Decent way of doing hot honey. However Patrick's jam is quite cloudy and doesn't look good at all. I prefer jelly myself even if you're going to use more habaneros. Serrano is also good for it if you don't like a lot of heat and can make a nice green jelly. Such jelly's and jams go good on crackers with some Requeson
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There's always a contrarian somewhere.
Do you make 12 big jars of it like Patrick does?
Your use case of spreading it thinly on some cheese and crackers justifies something like a 4 oz mini jar not bulk quantity.
I want to know what the pigman is doing with this huge supply of jelly.
 
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Red Frida said:
There's always a contrarian somewhere.
Do you make 12 big jars of it like Patrick does?
Your use case of spreading it thinly on some cheese and crackers justifies something like a 4 oz mini jar not bulk quantity.
I want to know what the pigman is doing with this huge supply of jelly.
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He's totally selling it to local restaurants like he said he has, child. You know: unvetted from a dirty shit house kitchen in half a hovel.

Actually considering the quality of individual out of Milwaukee they might be just retarded enough to do that.
 
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