Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Stiffy]

Aaron insinuated the FBI is involved in Nick's alleged cybercrimes this morning. Nick is trying to throw April under the bus to save his own skin. God just keeps winning.

 

[Recliner]

Nick Rekeita has joked about selling his kids. Has had a kid in his foster care taken away. Has hung around pedos groomers who are also involved in the foster care system. Has talked about wanting parents to talk about their sex life with their kids. Has talked about building bdsm sex rooms adjacent to his kids rooms. His favorite kid a little girl who gets pumped full of coke and has night terrors. He comes from a rich family with fuck you money. He is a pedophile with ties to child trafficking. Anybody who thinks different is a low IQ mong.

 

[elb]

Aaron insinuated the FBI is involved in Nick's alleged cybercrimes this morning. Nick is trying to throw April under the bus to save his own skin. God just keeps winning.

 

[waffle]

I'd forgotten they used to be a foster family, Nick really has fallen so far.

I'm not convinced that he's touched any kids, but I'm not convinced he hasn't either. Id certainly consider him suspicious and wouldn't let him around my kids.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Oh fuck yes. Aaron for the love of GOD please, please don't be overselling this. Nick being re-arrested would be a fucking howler.
Narcotics Nick & Pedophile MAPton as co-defendants would be a dream come true.

 

[AltisticRight]

I'd forgotten they used to be a foster family, Nick really has fallen so far.

I'm not convinced that he's touched any kids, but I'm not convinced he hasn't either. Id certainly consider him suspicious and wouldn't let him around my kids.

Did the children they fostered leave with the magical abilities to metabolise cocaine outside of their bodies?

 

[Oxyjen]

Aaron insinuated the FBI is involved in Nick's alleged cybercrimes this morning

That clip is worth watching. He says they quizzed him on numerous people who (potentially) had info shared to them by Nick, most of them podcasters, some of whom he hadn’t even heard of. Ethan Ralph one of them I think. This isn’t over yet, if we’re lucky.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Wait wait wait, Nick represented April in the divorce proceedings?

He isn't on the there as official representation though?

Aaron's lawyer is.
April appears to be on her own.

 

[Vibralldo]

Oh fuck yes. Aaron for the love of GOD please, please don't be overselling this. Nick being re-arrested would be a fucking howler.
Narcotics Nick & Pedophile MAPton as co-defendants would be a dream come true.

If Nick gets arrested on federal hacking charges I will vote for him every lolcow of the year every year forever, even if he's not a nominee

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Aaron's claiming the FBI is investigating Balldoman on the cybercrimes??? OH SHIT

And Nick (or Melton) gave it out to so many people that Aaron didn't know some of them, when the investigators were asking Aaron about his relation to some of the people. And most of them were podcasters? Ralph was one of them?

Aaron, FFS, you shouldn't be talking about this, but holy shit.
Edit: summary
Amongst the various claims:

• Nick gained access to Aaron's accounts as Aaron left his Google account logged in while broadcasting an episode of The Steel Toe Morning Show from the Balldo Bunker
• Nick claims to have seen info only Aaron had access to, while claiming April had access to it.
• The FBI is now investigating the case, which has slowed down progress on the case.
  • As it is believed (and proclaimed by the bad actor himself) Melton had access to the info, this would cross state lines and thus be subject to federal investigation.
• Nick showed illicitly gained materials from Aaron's account to many people, including:
  • various podcasters Aaron knows
  • Ethan Ralph (who streamed Aaron's arraignment)
  • people Aaron doesn't even know

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

If Nick gets arrested on federal hacking charges I will vote for him every lolcow of the year every year forever, even if he's not a nominee

Aaron's claiming the FBI is investigating Balldoman on the cybercrimes??? OH SHIT

And Nick (or Melton) gave it out to so many people that Aaron didn't know some of them, when the investigators were asking Aaron about his relation to some of the people. And most of them were podcasters? Ralph was one of them?

I'd like to point out, that if this is verified as true, that the farms would have predicted that development too.
Because it were federal crimes all along. And the long wait time etc. has been predicted because of exactly that as well.

I wonder what an actual FBI investigation could mean for Nick's plea deal? Would Aaron being a witness in that case and a potential witness intimidation angle impact that plea?

 

[Maraschino]

If Nick gets arrested on federal hacking charges I will vote for him every lolcow of the year every year forever, even if he's not a nominee

Aaron's claiming the FBI is investigating Balldoman on the cybercrimes??? OH SHIT

I want nothing but the worst for Nick, but knowing that Aaron is effectively retarded, I'll have to wait with bated breath before I take something this serious coming from Aaron as a fact. I want to see an arrest made and news articles.

Nick's worst day happened in May. Nick was arrested in a different year in May. May and December are historically really bad months for him, so that's how long I'll wait for comedic effect.

I wonder what an actual FBI investigation could mean for Nick's plea deal? Would Aaron being a witness in that case and a potential witness intimidation angle impact that plea?

I'm not concerned for Nick's plea deal, he should be concerned for what it'd do to his law license. Nick uses his law license as a credential to "prove" he's smarter and better than other people, so him losing it publicly in a disgraceful way (because I don't see how you couldn't lose your license from this amount of misconduct) would be much worse than any amount of prison.

He already can't handle when his critics say, "Your daughter tested positive for cocaine." Do you think he's going to accept, "You literally lost your law license, you're a criminal, immoral, and your legal opinions are worthless," any better? He might actually livestream his fucking suicide.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Aaron's claiming the FBI is investigating Balldoman on the cybercrimes??? OH SHIT

And Nick (or Melton) gave it out to so many people that Aaron didn't know some of them. And most of them were podcasters?

IIRC, when the news of alleged hacking broke back when BBN revealed DMs between themselves and Aaron, our resident lawyer Sean spun up a stream where he was PISSED that Nick had possibly committed intrusion of confidential data. He went on this odd tangent where he speculated something like "if Nick read confidential emails between two people giving legal advice", he would be a "fucking snake".
To me, he was insinuating that he KNEW Nick had read the emails between himself and Aaron.

---

Nick himself seems to have confirmed this back in 10 Nov 2024.

How did Nick know Sean and Elissa was assisting Aaron?
They wouldn't have told him. They likely wouldn't have told others who would've leaked it to him.
Illicitly accessing Aaron's confidential emails and discovering it himself is the logical conclusion.
I've always believed Aaron in relation to confidential intrusion. Nick pretends to be Johnny Cochran, but he chimps out at the merest slight and becomes Darrel Brooks.
If Nick is charged, it will be the death-knell to the vaguest concept he could ever practice law again. Breaking into confidential communication of another person, let alone the defendant of your wife's complaint, I can't imagine anything but lifelong disbarment.


I believe we are witnessing the fresh petals of a newly blossoming saga for the Balldoverse.
Nick is soon to, once again, SUFFAH the consequences of his own knee-jerk retardation.

 

[Melty Butter]

I took a few other screenshots as backup in case the chat disappears or stream is privated (it's happened). Again, from Melton's show last night.

Nick says he'll be streaming on the 19th.


He admitted to the whippets (not that we needed confirmation).

 

[PuffyPopcorn]

If Nick is charged it will be the death-knell to the vaguest concept he could ever practice law again. Breaking into confidential communication of another person, let alone the defendant of your wife's complaint, I can't imagine anything but lifelong disbarment.

Didn't Nick state he was not planning to practice law anymore recently? Could be him trying to craft a narrative similar to "It was my idea all along".

 

[Sneed Force One]

He admitted to the whippets (not that we needed confirmation).

Is this nigga admitting that Keanu's conversations with April are true?
Nick has explicitly denied using whippets to get high while evading drug testing detection.

Keanu also alleges here that Nick is abusive towards April, yelling at her for not paying rent for the Whore Hideaway and intentionally withholding services.
I know, I know, "if he opens his mouth, he's lying", but I still find myself shocked.

 

[waffle]

I wonder what an actual FBI investigation could mean for Nick's plea deal? Would Aaron being a witness in that case and a potential witness intimidation angle impact that plea?

it's unlikely to effect his state plea, but the feds generally always throw the book at you. They have like a 99% conviction rate and it's because they only take easy cases. Nick was so sloppy this is almost certain to be a 6" putt, and the feds won't be nearly as patient with him as the locals were.

I hope he enjoys his time in the minimum security camp at Leavenworth.

 

[Oxyjen]

I wonder who else he shopped it to apart from Melton though, you would think word would have got back here even if some obscure dabbleverser had run with it - or rejected it but mentioned the approach.
As usual I give Aaron the benefit of the doubt as far as truthfulness, it’s just weird this is the first we hear of it.

I hope he enjoys his time in the minimum security camp at Leavenworth.

May I be the first to invoke Mutt’s Law.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Aaron's claiming the FBI is investigating Balldoman on the cybercrimes??? OH SHIT

I take that with a massive grain of salt; Aaron is as much of an unreliable narrator as Nick is.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

If the FBI is involved I hope there's new mugshots and bodycam footage. A scorned Ape testifies against Nick. I could see Melton and Dick flipping and potentially testifying. Nick tries more of his retarded word games and comes up with some new defense as retarded as muh watermark. Then Divorce arc. He'll probably piss hot sometime during all this.