DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[GibMoneyPls]

There's a very good chance that Khet spends any extra money (and credit cards) she has on mobile games herself! Didn't phil mention that they both played mobile games when they first met? Maybe part of their fake couple agreement is that Khet gets her share of the mobile game stash.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Phil was ranked #1 in the event in WWE Champions over Christmas Day 2024. You know, instead of spending time with his wife who is fucking fat.

That's good to know and at least should disqualify the idea that he is spending just for the sake of taxes (right now, at least)

There are makeup contributions that can back date to the previous tax year, but, you have to have a retirement account for that to send the funds to and that right there is more than enough information to disqualify Phil from doing it legally.

 

[BScCollateral]

You pay taxes based on the calendar year not the fiscal year. Whatever he's spent since Jan 1 will be factored into taxes next year.

To be fair the question was "is DSP doing this?" and not "would this work under US tax law?"

 

[A Piece of Coal]

I just got owned. Going to tip DSP a final penultimate 1000 dollar farewell tonight and then never post about him again.

I’d tip you nothing, but please never post again.

 

[DarkFuhDillz]

I just got owned. Going to tip DSP a final penultimate 1000 dollar farewell tonight and then never post about him again.

If you never post again I’ll eat a shotgun. Balls in you court neger

 

[EmpGulcasa]

We got that same minecraft lego set for our nephew's birthday this year. He's like 9 or 10 and he built it in one sitting with no problem. Watching DSP struggle highlights how incompetent he really is.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

We got that same minecraft lego set for our nephew's birthday this year. He's like 9 or 10 and he built it in one sitting with no problem. Watching DSP struggle highlights how incompetent he really is.

Yea, but did your nephew make $2k while building it? Good luck getting top 10 in gacha events with completed lego sets.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

There's a very good chance that Khet spends any extra money (and credit cards) she has on mobile games herself! Didn't phil mention that they both played mobile games when they first met? Maybe part of their fake couple agreement is that Khet gets her share of the mobile game stash.

Phil has said that he quit mobile games for Kat, and that she also plays mobile games. Similar to how she helped him cure his alcoholism and general angriness.

Phil just lies and we move on.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Why? Every single problem that Phil has is entirely self inflicted and could be fixed rather easily if he could just stop being a dickhead for five minutes.

Start being nice and appreciative of your fans. Include them in gameplay sometimes

Stop spending your money on Hogan pulls.

Those two small things, that would so easy for any of us, would instantly turn his life around. He still has a myriad of other issues, but these basic things would make his life so much better. And he will never even consider these actions. Ever. Fuck you! Ack ack ack

 

[Recliner]

Phil is a fat stupid ugly middle aged low IQ white trash philosophical mulatto gout ridden genetic trowback. He is uneducated, unloved. He is not sapient. HE IS NOT FUCKING SAPIENT. SNORTICAS HOMOPIGACUSS

 

[Fuckyoudad]

There's a very good chance that Khet spends any extra money (and credit cards) she has on mobile games herself! Didn't phil mention that they both played mobile games when they first met? Maybe part of their fake couple agreement is that Khet gets her share of the mobile game stash.

I don't recall if she was already playing mobile games before they met but he certainly mentioned the pair of them playing them on the flight back to CT for the wedding. Two junkie "soulmates" couldn't sit on a plane together enjoying their newfound romance for 5 hours without needing their gacha fix.

It just speaks to how self-absorbed phil really is and more insidious still if you care to imagine that phil was the pusher who got Keeyaht hooked on them when he already knew how bad it had fucked up his own life. She may not be into them anymore it's just speculation of course but I wouldn't be surprised if it is the one thing that binds them together beyond doordash.

It's just as easy to imagine the alternative where she has no idea how bad his spending really is since he holds the reigns of Burnell Productions and keeping her nose out of muhbizness keeps the Queen Snake unaware of how much of a better life she could be living if only her husband didn't have one of the most laughable addictions imaginable. The truth probably lies somewhere in the middle though he's not making enough to support two fulltime whale accounts on the Scopely scale at least.

 

[Digger10]

It's noticeable that there are two very different perceptions of Kat.

The first is that she bosses Phil around, monitors his content, reams him out whenever he does something stupid and would be mega pissed if she ever found out how badly he manages his finances.

The second is that she's barely sentient, interacts with Phil as little as possible and doesn't care about what he spends his money on as long as she has a roof over her head and a regular supply of Door Dash.

I wish she had more of an online footprint so we could better gauge what her actual personality is like. Despite all the jokes about her spending all of her time playing Skyrim, I don't know if she actually does because that information comes from Phil.

 

[Ayynon69]

Days since July 13 2017 = 2,826. So it's about 3.53857041755 posts per day. Amateur.

Assuming each post is an average of 100 words, (which is a conservative estimate considering the attention posts replying to 6 different people) he's written over a million words.
For reference, the KJV Bible is ~700k words. If neger spent half the time posting on the forum writing YA fiction, he could've published 10 different teenslop books onto Amazon, easily exceeding fatrick tomlinson's book count (7) and dsp's books-read count (2).

 

[Comma]

Even when seemingly trying to take the blame for something, which is extremely rare for him, his crippling narcissism just doesn't let him.

I'm sorry for the confusion that I caused, but YOU kept HAVING me drink strong alcohol!

 

[parasocialsrmiserable]

Pwr is entertaining.

Nontent is not entertaining lmfaoooo. Dented "detractor". Are you one of the retards giving him $? lmfaoooo

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

The problem with Smark Guys is simple: DSP doesn’t do any prep. You can pair him with anyone, but there’s zero chemistry, no real conversation, no back-and-forth. He doesn’t challenge ideas, doesn’t engage, and half the time he’s not even following the product. He skips women’s matches, doesn’t keep up with storylines, and just floats through it like it’s a chore.

Like Triple P said—it’s not a serious wrestling podcast, it’s just another way to mess with Phil. And the detractor community needs to stop pretending like Smark Guys is ever going to be respected in the wrestling podcast space. It’s not built for that."

I don’t think modern DSP can follow most WWE storylines.

 

[PieceofShet]

I dont think ever in my entire life heard someone describe a food as "so delectable" until yesterday.

For his birthday, he gets the best meal ever cooked by his wife.
For her birthday, they order some "stupid" food.

(DSP doesnt know how to make mashed potatoes which she really likes.)

 

[Necrosan]

The problem with Smark Guys is simple: DSP doesn’t do any prep. You can pair him with anyone, but there’s zero chemistry, no real conversation, no back-and-forth. He doesn’t challenge ideas, doesn’t engage, and half the time he’s not even following the product. He skips women’s matches, doesn’t keep up with storylines, and just floats through it like it’s a chore.

It's no wonder DSP never tries anything given that any time he actively tries to entertain or to be funny, he ends up achieving the exact opposite result. It's one of those things that legitimately makes me feel bad about him, as entertaining as it is to watch him fumble constantly.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

I dont think ever in my entire life heard someone describe a food as "so delectable" until yesterday.

For his birthday, he gets the best meal ever cooked by his wife.
For her birthday, they order some "stupid" food.

(DSP doesnt know how to make mashed potatoes which she really likes.)

He mashes buttons not potatoes.

 

[parasocialsrmiserable]

Despite all of his smug, self-aggrandizing behavior I still just end up feeling bad for him.

Starving kids in africa and you feel bad for phil? Starving kids in africa while phil spends $2k on wwe a month and you feel bad for him? Lmfaooo some of you "detractors" might be more mentally ill than oic. Do you know what pampered and privilege are?