Debate users @Welperhelper99 and @Generic Anime Girl on the ethics of Mormon e-dating - The real reason a kiwi dating app should never be made

[Lach]

This is why I only use the Keno Kasino chat, no chance of women or mormons there trying to e-date because the cow topics are far more interesting than boring dorks trying to get their beaks wet.

 

[Mound Dweller]

What have you people done there are schizos in my dm’s now
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You have broken the sacred seal there can be no salvation for you now, but really just go to a Parish and talk to the probably brown cleric if it's the sort of thing that if you have any sort of calling for you'll know it there and then. If you ever make it to first confession be sure to repent for your DM leaking because I'm pretty sure it counts as detraction which is a mortal sin SINNER.

DMs were made to be leaked. I know you want to leak even more DMs now. This is your fault btw, I don't know what you expected when you made a post saying "Date me please I'm autistic"
Also @Mound Dweller making GAG seem like the sane one in a private DM convo is pretty impressive.

Indeed they were, the fact my True and Honest spiel about the merits of not taking e-caths word for anything and going outside to do it for yourself gets spread like a nun's buttcheeks when Atilla comes to visit whereas the M*rmon god-knows-what staying under (magical underwear) wraps says a lot more about the latter TBH.

@Mound Dweller ... Do you know how to make paragraphs? Or talk to women?

This was the worst attempt I've ever seen at conversion to Catholicism . So much so that I'm 100% convinced you're a pants shitting autistic or a Protestant and I'm not entirely sure which is worse.

I can "talk" at wahmen just fine I simply choose not to this particular time because I have better things to do than ego-soothe yet another eLARPer defacing muh heritage. She is simply not in the correct state of mind/body/soul (pants shitting = you are of a cursed seed) to be considering anything vocation wise IMO, which is why I prescribe talking to a merimongrel Priest; the Dogma shines through the muttness.

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

In any case I gave my opinion based on my interactions with GAG. Take them as you will.

I would love to "take them as I will," however nobody has leaked the dm's yet, so I cannot.

 

[Skitarii]

You have broken the sacred seal there can be no salvation for you now, but really just go to a Parish and talk to the probably brown cleric if it's the sort of thing you have any sort of calling for you'll know it there and then. If you ever make it to first confession be sure to repent for your DM leaking because I'm pretty sure it counts as detraction which is a mortal sin SINNER.
Indeed they were, the fact my True and Honest spiel about the merits of not taking e-caths word for anything and going outside to do it for yourself gets spread like a nun's buttcheeks when Atilla comes to visit where as the M*rmon god-knows-what stays under wraps says a lot more about the latter TBH.
I can "talk" at wahmen just fine I simply choose not to this particular time because I have better things to do than ego-soothe yet another eLARPer defacing muh heritage. She is simply not in the correct state of mind/body/soul (pants shitting = you are of a cursed seed) to be considering anything vocation wise IMO, which is why I prescribe talking to a merimongrel Priest; the Dogma shines through the muttness.

Brainrot

 

[Kalsarikännit]

I have better things to do than ego-soothe yet another eLARPer defacing muh heritage. She is simply not in the correct state of mind/body/soul

DUHHH

 

[alphabetnigger]

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Because men get the job done and aren't around to report it afterwards. Women half ass things and live to bitch about it

 

[Meiwaku]

I would love to "take them as I will," however nobody has leaked the dm's yet, so I cannot.

He is a good Mormon boy. Do not ask such rot of him

 

[WelperHelper99]

He is a good Mormon boy. Do not ask such rot of him

That, and a gentleman does not kiss and tell.

 

[DickMain]

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@Generic Anime Girl what about @Clavicular? And if not, he'll always be there to help @WelperHelper99 out with his rebound.

@Generic Anime Girl please, God above, no, get a man whose cock actually still functions.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

This has been going on since Saturday and they still aren't hitched?

Longest Mormon courtship I've seen.

 

[clara red bottoms]

That is soo true king

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These are both true. While attempting 🗑 far less often, males are almost unilaterally more successful. Possibly because women see self harm as a way to garner attention or perhaps because males are more likely to use lethal force in their methods.

Alternatively, have men tried "Thugging that shit out" instead?

 

[WelperHelper99]

These are both true. While attempting 🗑 far less often, males are almost unilaterally more successful. Possibly because women see self harm as a way to garner attention or perhaps because males are more likely to use lethal force in their methods.

Alternatively, have men tried "Thugging that shit out" instead?

If a man is suicidal he will get a 38 caliber revolver, call a press conference, read a few words, and blow his brains out. Budd Dweyer was one of a kind.

 

[clara red bottoms]

If a man is suicidal he will get a 38 caliber revolver, call a press conference, read a few words, and blow his brains out. Budd Dweyer was one of a kind.
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The killdozer guy also holds a special place in my heart

 

[Lidl Drip]

I assume he was real disappointed when he realized she's not a real anime gorl and she got turned off when he asked if he can call her mommy during the act.

 

[Kalsarikännit]

When he didn’t meow for her, you mean.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

When he didn’t meow for her, you mean.

GAG found out that not all male mormons are an IRL Joshua Graham the hard way

 

[Black Man Underwear]

I don't know the context, but I think Kiwi Farms Mormons should be allowed to worship their Islamic pagan gods however they choose, even on Grindr.

As all 27 Mormon Jesuses would say,
Bonsai.

 

[DavidS877]

As all 27 Mormon Jesuses would say,
Bonsai.

They all enjoy the art of growing small Japanese trees?

 

[Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog!]

When he didn’t meow for her, you mean.

"Can you type 'nya' for me?"
"I don't think Mormon Jesus would approve."
The longer we go without the DMs, @WelperHelper99, the more we'll theorize. Release the DMs and there will be an end to the kiwifiction.

 

[alphabetnigger]

"Can you type 'nya' for me?"
"I don't think Mormon Jesus would approve."
The longer we go without the DMs, @WelperHelper99, the more we'll theorize. Release the DMs and there will be an end to the kiwifiction.

#ReleaseTheWelperCut