StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

He'll go out with a terminal shart.
Or he'll just be finishing licking Bovrite off his fingers, going "Mmph!" and walking his audience through why he thinks it's good for the fortieth time, and his pop will bust down the bedroom door and perform a belated abortion. He'll dust off his hands and say, "Son, you really should have mowed the lawn more."
 
Or he'll just be finishing licking Bovrite off his fingers, going "Mmph!" and walking his audience through why he thinks it's good for the fortieth time, and his pop will bust down the bedroom door and perform a belated abortion. He'll dust off his hands and say, "Son, you really should have mowed the lawn more."
Realistically, he'll go into respiratory failure and lean over until he falls and knocks over his table of retarded bullshit. They'll tumble all over him, and his corpse will release his alchohol diarrhea and it pools around his Stolas fan art and his extremely gay metal bust of Trumps head. He'll go out with a tumble, a clatter, and a silent stream of diarrhea.
 
When he shows up, Jeremy will get his 7500 back and almost certainly square away Tarl's pay for 5-6 months of delayed pay on his show appearances. In the event he has to do a few days/weeks or a month, I'm sure he'll keep that commissary well stocked with some of his back pay. In the event Tarl has to do a bit of time, he might even get to do it in a less chaotic/ghetto jail for wybois and first time offenders. They might even insist on him starting chemical dependency treatment OR offering him chemical dependency treatment in lieu of prison (this is actually the most likely I'd wager). Because Styx has no assets or health insurance, the county will probably pick up 90 or 100% of the tab, even though he's out of state. He'll probably get his wrist slapped with a decent fine and be offered either 30 days jail or 30 days in-patient treatment.

Of course, the biggest hole in my prediction is if N'awlins wants to invest money in rehabilitating an outsider. Incarcerating him or rehabbing him are both expensive propositions, but he is a first time offender. Jeremy should settle up Tarl's full backpay before scrounging his bankruptcy papers together. Of course, above all, he's gotta button his fucking shirt.
 
Hey Sarah, I know you read these and I know you're on here because you and Tarl talk about it on twitter. I'm sorry that you flew all the way out here, rented a jeep wrangler to drive from Albany to Rutland to come fuck Tarl (just a couple weeks ago in March) but you can't just give up on him; everyone is abandoning him! Including me, someone he continues to claim he's desperately in love with but will have gross old women like you fly out here to fuck while he's in both a marriage and claiming to be dating me but not anymore. That sad, sorry message you sent about how you can't be with him is bullshit; don't you back out on him now you crazy MELON-vagina! You enjoy your hotel stay, enjoy getting your pussy sucked, and take one for the team and I'm sure he'll give you a large cut of his bitchute payout, grow you flowers and shit you bitch ass cunt. You and his mom probably have a lot in common since you're closer in age. I hope you both get rot crotch and fall madly in love together.
All that to say you still love him and are jealous of him upgrading. I've some pathetic shit in my day, but damn woman, this is just sad.
 
Of course, the biggest hole in my prediction is if N'awlins wants to invest money in rehabilitating an outsider.
Big hole, indeed. Louisiana has been known to garnish the social security pay of people who moved out of state for its own mishandling of vehicle title transfers! And they do it with little fanfare, so the oldsters may not even know about it. Not dissimilar to the money laundering stuff the Democrats have been up to. If anything, Louisiana will find a silent, vampiric way to feed off Tarl's billfold. That is more likely than coughing up state dollars to rehab a Yankee.
 
i’m starting to think this person took my sarcastic post telling her to keep sperging in the thread to “speak her truth” as entirely straight and good faith.

Of course she would be correct, she is very close to convincing the public she is the sane one and probably only needs to make a few more stalker posts informing us about crazy shit we would never know otherwise before the universe bestows on her the coveted “good mom, wife and victim” award and she can never have to lift a finger again.
 
i’m starting to think this person took my sarcastic post telling her to keep sperging in the thread to “speak her truth” as entirely straight and good faith.

Of course she would be correct, she is very close to convincing the public she is the sane one and probably only needs to make a few more stalker posts informing us about crazy shit we would never know otherwise before the universe bestows on her the coveted “good mom, wife and victim” award and she can never have to lift a finger again.
Retards like this will find any reason to do this shit and when there isn't a real reason to do it they will fabricate one. She's a BPD almostcow and I think she wants that full cow label. Attention is this woman's water, and abuse is her bread. She knows she'll never get anything but told exactly what a shitty mother and human she is when she posts here, but when its that; an acknowledgement she exists and someone does hear her, or say...you know, get a job, reconnect with the kids she abused and alienated, fix her shit? Naw man, that's work! People with her kind of brain malfunction can't differentiate between types of attention, so any attention is good. Why get good attention when it's expensive and you have to work for it when negative attention tastes just as good and you can get it just by doing the shit you were going to do anyway?
 
Retards like this will find any reason to do this shit and when there isn't a real reason to do it they will fabricate one. She's a BPD almostcow and I think she wants that full cow label. Attention is this woman's water, and abuse is her bread. She knows she'll never get anything but told exactly what a shitty mother and human she is when she posts here, but when its that; an acknowledgement she exists and someone does hear her, or say...you know, get a job, reconnect with the kids she abused and alienated, fix her shit? Naw man, that's work! People with her kind of brain malfunction can't differentiate between types of attention, so any attention is good. Why get good attention when it's expensive and you have to work for it when negative attention tastes just as good and you can get it just by doing the shit you were going to do anyway?
Distaste for actual disciplined work is why her kind fall for the holistic, wu-wu BS, too. Her kind believes in luck over work, and it helps them never confront their own responsibility for their failure to rise above adversity. They just go from lifeboat to lifeboat, casting blame everywhere except on themselves.
 
Distaste for actual disciplined work is why her kind fall for the holistic, wu-wu BS, too. Her kind believes in luck over work, and it helps them never confront their own responsibility for their failure to rise above adversity. They just go from lifeboat to lifeboat, casting blame everywhere except on themselves.
It's like a permanent 'damsel in distress' type of thing. She's incredibly self absorbed and conceited to ever mature.
 
Turdl growing ever more crabbed, crotchety, salty, and defensive on his livestreams. He would like to project insouciance and cool, but his voice trembles, he complains about a bad back, and proclaims himself opioid-, meth-, and cocaine-naive. He talks about himself more than his "docket," takes another "piss" break, then arrives back, fumbling with a lap full of mail. When Steph accuses him of having threatened women with a dagger and a gun, he denies it and makes her walk the plank, dismissing the matter with a janky Liverpudlian brogue. And let this be known: talking about his DV case is not okay. He belabors this. And did you know? He DOES NOT CARE what Kino Casino or Mr. Metocur say about him. He doesn't care. But he relishes his new status as a local lockup expert and offers free advice about driving the Hershey Highway in the Crowbar Hilton, or how not to. Tarl loves his newfound bad boy status and milks it. Probably for the jail groupie and melon-vagina action it draws.

Current subscriber count is 507k, down another 1,000 within the month.
 
Turdl growing ever more crabbed, crotchety, salty, and defensive on his livestreams. He would like to project insouciance and cool, but his voice trembles, he complains about a bad back, and proclaims himself opioid-, meth-, and cocaine-naive. He talks about himself more than his "docket," takes another "piss" break, then arrives back, fumbling with a lap full of mail. When Steph accuses him of having threatened women with a dagger and a gun, he denies it and makes her walk the plank, dismissing the matter with a janky Liverpudlian brogue. And let this be known: talking about his DV case is not okay. He belabors this. And did you know? He DOES NOT CARE what Kino Casino or Mr. Metocur say about him. He doesn't care. But he relishes his new status as a local lockup expert and offers free advice about driving the Hershey Highway in the Crowbar Hilton, or how not to. Tarl loves his newfound bad boy status and milks it. Probably for the jail groupie and melon-vagina action it draws.

Current subscriber count is 507k, down another 1,000 within the month.
Just looking at the social blade end of month reports, it appears his views suffered approximately 20% at the inception of the grope scandal/arrest and remained at that level since. His sub count has neither grown or shrunk in any major capacity at any point in the last two years. I *believe* the 3 dollar per 1000 long form (Styx is overwhelmingly if not exclusively longform) or 10000 short form estimate is AFTER all related YouTube fees and charges, but prior to tax. I presumed his 100K income estimate was after YT cut and prior to tax/any relevant child support. In any case, YT fees, taxes/payroll fees and child support consume a lot of this. The rest has been blown on groupies and drugs. He either avoids credit, whether by choice or is in a position where CC companies won't work with him, or is damned near maxed out on credit. We know this because of the jail situation.

IF he cuts women and booze/drugs out of his life for a few years (obviously not gonna happen), just get modest living arrangements and maximize his pocketing (I'm not even talking risky investments, I'm just talking fucking bank accounts or money market accounts) he could have more than enough money once YT loses complete interest in him. He's gotta start thinking of himself like a terminal man and start pinching every penny. It's his best move at this point. If he does have massive CC debt, he should file the damned bankruptcy. It's not like you were going to seed any substantive purchase anyways. Call up Phil Burnell's guy, that guy's got mad skillz.

*Somehow* he gets good revenue streaming (paypigs who live vicariously through him) and his situation *is* salvagable. Then again, this guy invited Laylithe into his life twice, so don't get your hopes up.
 
Rick, with his one six-figure boast ($106k? 2022 or '23?) I think that would include Amazon, merch, and other streaming services, as well as Subscribestar, right? He also states that he holds Schrödinger's currency - I mean Bitcoin, Eutherium, et cetera.

He doesn't talk much about writing editing, or publishing, lately. Not that I can stand to plod through his videos much anymore. I suppose his creativity has dried up the wetter his brain and his dick get.

And he is a terminal man; nothing lasts forever. His halcyon years are receding fast.
 
And did you know? He DOES NOT CARE what Kino Casino or Mr. Metocur say about him. He doesn't care.
I'm guessing when he makes these dismissive "I don't care" proclamations, his heart is racing so hard and fast from stress and confrontation cortisol, his heart feels like it is going to jump out of his chest cavity at any moment.
In my youth, when I tried to act like Mr. Tough Guy in a similar vein, that was the condition of my hearts bpm.
 
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Rick, with his one six-figure boast ($106k? 2022 or '23?) I think that would include Amazon, merch, and other streaming services, as well as Subscribestar, right? He also states that he holds Schrödinger's currency - I mean Bitcoin, Eutherium, et cetera.

He doesn't talk much about writing editing, or publishing, lately. Not that I can stand to plod through his videos much anymore. I suppose his creativity has dried up the wetter his brain and his dick get.
Yes, I presume it includes his sponsorship and other streaming services. Amazon and merch probably generate less than 1K all year and are rather irrelevant. The lion's share of his income is from YT and superchats, then (currently suspended) wages from Jeremy, then other streaming services, then a little bit of couch cushion change from all other sources. I am steel manning his position and putting my thumb on the scale in his favor in every way possible.

If anything, he might be losing money on his side hustles in the way Jeremy is. Even if so, we're talking couch cushion losses and not of terrific importance. The side hustles are either a chump change gain or a chump change loss.
 
I'm guessing when he makes these dismissive "I don't care" proclamations, his heart is racing so hard and fast from stress and confrontation cortisol. his heart feels like it is going to jump out of his chest cavity at any moment. In my youth, when I tried to act like mr. tough guy in a similar vein, that was the condition of my hearts bpm.
Yes, I think you're probably right. His voice gets halting and petulance or defiance rolls out of his pores.
 
I think he copped to that, once. In my day, it was known as immaturity or bullheadedness, and it would get you worked over by the vice principal and whatever paddle or rubber hose he kept in his office.
I blame psychiatry for pathologizing a bunch of shit that in previous eras would just be called being a complete cocksucker, or maybe possessed by demons.
 
I think he copped to that, once. In my day, it was known as immaturity or bullheadedness, and it would get you worked over by the vice principal and whatever paddle or rubber hose he kept in his office.
"Oppositional Defiance Disorder" is just the fact of life that kids are shitty sometimes and test boundaries, and they need to rebel a bit as part of growing up. It's just an excuse for shitty parents to blame their laziness as parents on their child. People don't punish their kids anymore. I'm not saying that you should hit your kids with a belt or beat them, but if they never get a smack or get told no, they grow up to be Nick Rekieta or Ward Rackley over here with his Harry Potter spells waving his wand around and chanting "Lavate las manos! LAVATE LAS MANOS!"
 
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