DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .


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neger psykolog said:
BREAKING NEWS: DSP DETRACTOR POEMS_PAST PERMANENTLY DAMAGES HIS FUCKING EYEBALLS SHORTLY AFTER EYE SURGERY JUST SO HE CAN POST THE LATEST DSP HAPPENINGS...

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"Jarvis, open up X(formerly twitter) and say DSP is a faggot lying nigger".
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shekelshoah666 said:
Thank you Scopely for looking out for the little guy and limiting what you need to spend to get the characters!

This is beyond dented cope about Champions lmao. I could log onto a random gacha and spend 3k in 10 minutes but somehow he couldn't do that during the weekend on Champions
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Love that he leaves out the fact that you get rewarded for being high on the leaderboard, and you have to spend to get there.
So much to dissect from a bait question on how he should take his wife on vacation instead of buying booze and sweaty jpegs, and we got this insane fumble.
 
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PieceofShet said:
I dont think ever in my entire life heard someone describe a food as "so delectable" until yesterday.

For his birthday, he gets the best meal ever cooked by his wife.
For her birthday, they order some "stupid" food.

(DSP doesnt know how to make mashed potatoes which she really likes.)
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Its hilarious how hard he praises the food because he's doing exactly what everyone does when the food is shit but they aren't trying to hurt the feelings of the person that made it.
 
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Digger10 said:
It's noticeable that there are two very different perceptions of Kat.

The first is that she bosses Phil around, monitors his content, reams him out whenever he does something stupid and would be mega pissed if she ever found out how badly he manages his finances.

The second is that she's barely sentient, interacts with Phil as little as possible and doesn't care about what he spends his money on as long as she has a roof over her head and a regular supply of Door Dash.

I wish she had more of an online footprint so we could better gauge what her actual personality is like. Despite all the jokes about her spending all of her time playing Skyrim, I don't know if she actually does because that information comes from Phil.
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Both perceptions seem to be true about Kat.

She wants to be the girlboss talking down to people as we saw with Subaruman leaks from the restraining order. But, she's bad at it and doesn't have the looks nor personality to do so.

In reality, Kat is a weird looking fat blob now. She's uneducated and can't find any job above shitty retail. She had to marry Phil Burnell in order to try being in charge, and still can't do it.

The Skyrim thing was probably an exaggeration along with everything else Phil has said about Kat. He's lied and contradicted many things, and it was apparent Phil didn't even know her history like we did after 5 minutes of searching.

Kat's gaming streams from 8 years ago gave a glimpse into her personality. She's an introvert that wants to do her own thing, but has never been able to in her life due to growing up with a fucked up family, bouncing between some sort of group housing, and then whatever man she can find to pay her way. Like many white trash women, I think she just wants to feel safe and has fallen in with general feminist sentiment, which is why Phil is such a broken bitch now.
 
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Jang Joo said:
Earlier today someone tested him on the coloring book. It doesn't look like he's aware of it yet.

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He's really lost all mental ability to do anything that is challenging at all. That's not to say he's gone insane (although maybe he has) but he has literally become so dumb from his diet and lifestyle that he seriously sits on his retard throne pondering whether to do a children's coloring book, a children's lego set or a children's fighting game.

DSP is officially mentally 8 years old.

No wonder people like Derish found DSP to be so attractive to watch.
 
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neger psykolog said:
BREAKING NEWS: DSP DETRACTOR POEMS_PAST PERMANENTLY DAMAGES HIS FUCKING EYEBALLS SHORTLY AFTER EYE SURGERY JUST SO HE CAN POST THE LATEST DSP HAPPENINGS...

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Obviously Poems is just listening to the audio of Phil's robust, audio first podcast. The one with 30 seconds long sections of dead air while he reads chat and minutes long segments when he goes downstairs to get coffee.
 
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Digger10 said:
It's noticeable that there are two very different perceptions of Kat.

The first is that she bosses Phil around, monitors his content, reams him out whenever he does something stupid and would be mega pissed if she ever found out how badly he manages his finances.

The second is that she's barely sentient, interacts with Phil as little as possible and doesn't care about what he spends his money on as long as she has a roof over her head and a regular supply of Door Dash.

I wish she had more of an online footprint so we could better gauge what her actual personality is like. Despite all the jokes about her spending all of her time playing Skyrim, I don't know if she actually does because that information comes from Phil.
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She couldn't be both monitoring his content and reaming him out whenever he does something stupid AND also be okay with how he manages his finances. If she was coherent and monitoring him, she'd easily realize that he was making way more than enough to fix the toilet and shower, go on vacation every so often, etc.

I think the "they're barely friends who hang out for an hour here and there and eat together" angle makes the most sense. In her 2024 streams, Phil clearly had no fear of Kat because if he was scared of her he wouldn't talk to her like a special ed 6-year-old.
 
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neger psykolog said:
He's really lost all mental ability to do anything that is challenging at all. That's not to say he's gone insane (although maybe he has) but he has literally become so dumb from his diet and lifestyle that he seriously sits on his retard throne pondering whether to do a children's coloring book, a children's lego set or a children's fighting game.

DSP is officially mentally 8 years old.

No wonder people like Derish found DSP to be so attractive to watch.
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Phillip is a King, not an 8 year old tard. Get it!? Not just anyone can live in KING County, Washington. Right? Correct? Good stuff.
 
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Necrosan said:
It's no wonder DSP never tries anything given that any time he actively tries to entertain or to be funny, he ends up achieving the exact opposite result. It's one of those things that legitimately makes me feel bad about him, as entertaining as it is to watch him fumble constantly.
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His wrestling takes are actively awful and show he's either a total dent or is barely watching. He said Cody Rhodes was a Superman character like Hogan or young John Cena where he's the total opposite, he's the "man of the people" who finally made it.

But I certainly don't fucking feel bad for him, because he's a horrible human and it's fun watching him fail.
 
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Vic Viper T301 said:
Obviously Poems is just listening to the audio of Phil's robust, audio first podcast. The one with 30 seconds long sections of dead air while he reads chat and minutes long segments when he goes downstairs to get coffee.
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Poems says like once a week he’s taking a “break” from Phil then posts two hours later.

Anyone who was ever a “fan” of Phil at any point, doesn’t matter what age, is retarded. It shows with people like Poem who has stated in the past he “used to like Phil”.

Phil has always been a transparent faggot who is immensely unlikable. Being a fan means you’re a legitimate retard.
 
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Jang Joo said:
Earlier today someone tested him on the coloring book. It doesn't look like he's aware of it yet.

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Cant wait for a mod to clue him in and get the same question next week.

Coloring book? uh uh uh I dont even know what it is you are talking about! What do you mean, what do you MEAN!? Like a book of colors for decorating or like a book you use to add colors? Is that a meme or something? huh huh i dont get it. HUH?
 
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