Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

I still like hot sauce, but I also like tasting food.

I've seen Pat's cooking, I'd want to kill my taste-buds, too, before tucking in to a Pat meal.

"And crying is what you're going to do, every night, forever. Enjoy prison."
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Little advice: Don't let the other inmates see you cry, or steal your fruit cocktail.

I get to be Nasty Nate. Jackie can be squirrel master.
Pat's probably made a Brian calendar.
 
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Also he is still treating the death of the man who raised his daughter as a personal victory worth gloating over
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Torswats got something like 4 years, there's no way anyone's dying in prison even if someone in a miscarriage of justice gets imprisoned for calling this nobody fat. Unless Pat arranges a hit on them.
 
Torswats got something like 4 years, there's no way anyone's dying in prison even if someone in a miscarriage of justice gets imprisoned for calling this nobody fat. Unless Pat arranges a hit on them.
Obviously.
This is one of the reasons that him spamming "enjoy prison" dozens of times a day doesn't get old.

He hasn't even managed to get a protective order approved, but somehow his narcissistic confidence that people, who overwhelmingly didn't do anything but calling him a retard will go to prison forever, is unbroken.

Even though he claims the US is under foreign occupation now.

He is not a one-trick sow, he unites many lolcow traits to a truly exceptional package.

It is hard to find someone who is delusional, retarded, ignorant, belligerent, filterless, political extremist, narcissistic, unable to learn from mistakes, fake-masculine, social-media addicted, fat, greasy, uneducated, gluttonous, child-abandoning, lying guy who had his brain roasted by being actually cuckolded.

He is truly Milwaukee's greatest son, and not only because he is so fat.
 
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>told the pest to fuck off by telling them to pray for god
>rick doesn't believe in god and becomes an atheist because of star trek
>religion bad because star trek, or that because rick is too retarded to recite the entire bible

No child, I don't hate religion because I watched Star Trek and become an atheist because of it. It is you who is the delusional one that watches Star Trek. God, you are such a fucking moron these days. :tomlinson:
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Too broke and too useless to pay for protests with the illegal immigrants against evil and bad Orange Man, or who he refers to as Hitler 2.0. Projects like a mad boar too.
Fatso is fat also. Very, very rotund, and fat. Fatass’s so fat, he becomes a beyond useless white trash and only knows how to leech on his Mother-in-Law's income for more dinosaur and sci-fi toys.
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He's still fucking mad about the epilogue of Apostlegate. Nice try being smug, tough and gullible without doing any basic Google search in a flick, stupid. Also fat and poor.
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Rick denies sticking his chef's knife between his greasy and fat asscheeks in front of the mirror.
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Rick denied everything about the lolsuit between him and the MPD. This is also the same little piggy that tried to sue the OnA forums, Quasi and some users on Kiwi Farms because of the self-proclaimed "cyberstalking criminal harassing cabal". Too broke, stupid and cowardly to even file his own lolsuit aside from taking the money from the pedophiles of the SFWA or back up his baseless bullshit.
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Wrong twice more, baby child. Those are your delusions again, Titty Ricky. Enjoy prison. :tomlinson:
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I think you don't get what that means, Ricky. You're more ragepig, seething, envious than being amused over the funsters.
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Piggertits hates the same race of cis white men as him. Fatass.
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Beautiful. Here's the masterpiece ribs. Also Diaper Dan strikes again. Not fat enough. Still needs the more pronounced bitch tits, the pig snout and ears, and the detachable hands should be a Samsung Galaxy S10 and the Galaxy Fold instead. The niggeroni should have the afro on.
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Nice try, stupid. You love using the term "cage" a lot, Ricky. There's Johnny Cage, but at least the guy's not as sleazy, dumb, ugly, poor and fat like you. He's more successful, can achieve Flawless Victories and have green energy, and have a bad Special Forces bitch, son; and you already got Caged by triple head uppercuts, little baby piggy child. :tomlinson:
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The Jeet can't answer. Rick just confirms it. Nice attempt again, stupid.
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Rick is very proud of being a misogynistic abuser and narcissistic deadbeat dad.
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Shut your fucking mouth, you stupid little baby infant. Anyway, I'm going to enjoooeeing what happens to you neeekssst. :tomlinson:
 
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I dig the concept of a Stealthy Geek action figure with an elongated pepperoni stick to shove up his pepperoni pizza pie peephole.
I was dicking around on the old PS2 game Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction recently and was inspired to suggest a set of lolcow playing cards to jersh for a merch run, but then I realized I was retarded. Likeness rights are a bitch. Still, lolcow merchandising would be hilarious.
 
ok he is xeeting every couple seconds now.....and it seems like he is going through the backlogs to NOCHILD each and every person who tagged him, mentioned him, referenced him, or made a vague allusion to him in the past couple weeks in which he has been relatively quiet on xitter. If this is the case then buckle yourselves in, because tonight is gonna be a fucking porcine avalanche
Why would he go relatively quiet on Twitter for a time just to hop back and reply to literally everything he can find? I can think of two theories. Either he went to a con, on holiday, or was otherwise occupied for a couple weeks, spending all that time just itching knowing there were stalker childs out there not getting their fair share or childing, or somehow he actually self reflected for once and made an effort to desist, only to of course fail and relapse horribly.
 
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Nice storebought Jiǎozi and attempt to lie about "having" a SEAnigger friend and call yourself "NOT RACIST CHILD", stupid. AltisticRight is going to have a field day on Titty Ricky being unironically racist against Chinks and SEAniggers, and even their cuisines while being too retarded to be aware about his racism or still being a tough guy that he is, doubling down with geopolitical illiteracy that makes fuck all sense.

He might even easily confuse Jiǎozi for Crab Cakes, Balut for Deviled Eggs, Camaron rebosado for Shrimps and Grits, or Chicken Feet for Pigs in a Blanket. Cultural appropriation, stlaker foreign child. :tomlinson:
 
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Okay, so racists aren't allowed to enjoy Asian food, unlike conservative He-man Patrick. I left out the part about having an asian chef friend, because I don't believe that ever happened. It's just bar food he slides down his gullet, he's just trying to dress it up some.
The best part about making dumplings, is knowing that stalkers don't know how to. And it's important to make dumplings, so that you can remind stalker childs that they aren't allowed to have anything good in life. They're allowed to have prison wine and their cell's toilet water, and commissary ramen. And that's...ya know...pretty much it. Heeey that's a pretty good dumpling....not that a stalker would know....HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
 
Likeness rights are a bitch. Still, lolcow merchandising would be hilarious.
Surely "fat retard with backwards baseball cap" is not a protected character. I'd buy that action figure (because I'm retarded too).

Nice storebought Jiǎozi and attempt to lie about "having" a SEAnigger friend and call yourself "NOT RACIST CHILD", stupid.
Rick's anti-racist activities seem largely centered around food, like when he was ordering "ethnic" (Chinese) takeout to beat racism during Covid, or how he achieved peak cosmopolitanism by meeting a Dutch couple in some tourist taco bar.
 
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