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[Aquarius]

This message is for all the guys who idolize lesbian relationships in media and irl,

YOU CAN BE A LESBIAN​

It’s like if the narrator from The Guilty Sadist concluded that the only way to have romantic missionary position sex within the confines of a loving LTR is to pretend to be a gay woman.

Seriously you can give being a girl a try if it's not for you that's ok

Imagine him saying this and some chicks like Malalalala Yousafzai overheard him.

Spoiler: Her face when

 

[toilet_rainbow]

It’s like if the narrator from The Guilty Sadist concluded that the only way to have romantic missionary position sex within the confines of a loving LTR is to pretend to be a gay woman.


Imagine him saying this and some chicks like Malalalala Yousafzai overheard him.

Spoiler: Her face when

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Shit, I’m not even a Muslim girl that got shot in the face for advocating for women’s rights and I made that face.

Similar:

“Is egg cracking, forcefem, and the like being predatory grooming the reason why people dislike them (and us in turn)?

“No. It’s purity culture’s fault”

Spoiler: text

although i rarely hear it phrased this way, i think that a lot of the moral outrage, disgust, and obsession over the idea of a trans person’s egg cracking partly due to particular kinds of sex and porn is an expression of common cultural anti-sex attitudes in general. If the culture you grow up in views sex and masturbation as dirty, debasing, shameful, and that it should be entirely contained to its own private and secret realm, then the idea of someone discovering anything of value about themselves through sex or masturbation is revolting and inherently false. if you see sex as a sin that taints everything it touches, then it makes a kind of rational sense to see any self-discovery related to sex, even tangentially, as being forever sexual and often dangerously perverse, regardless of form, content, or material removal from sex itself. it’s not just a right wing thing either. although not the same degree of problem, the vaguely leftie “we should remove all gratuitous sex scenes from media” crowd are, often without realizing, expressing the same idea that sexuality is both singularly special and without inherent worth, and that it has no place anywhere outside its private realm.

The funny thing is that if 1) they kept their sexual antics in the bedroom and 2) did not target kids and speds, then most people would have still tolerated them, begrudgingly or no. Instead they doubled down on the “we’re coming for your kids” and “we should sneak estrogen into that random guy’s food tee hee” shit only to then be surprised that people call them pedos and predators.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

What the fuck does "isogender" mean, anyways? Or "gender-expansive", come to that?

 

[Pepo]

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What the fuck does "isogender" mean, anyways? Or "gender-expansive", come to that?

Google says they both mean "not cis or trans," however that's supposed to work. Being a nonbinary tranny isn't special enough anymore now that there are so many of them online, I guess.

 

[DHugo]

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What the fuck does "isogender" mean, anyways? Or "gender-expansive", come to that?

Too many genders, so ISO came out with a standard.
Gender-expansive is my cock when I see babongas.
Gender fluid comes 2 minutes after that.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Not a fetish!

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Spoiler: text

This message is for all the guys who idolize lesbian relationships in media and irl,

YOU CAN BE A LESBIAN​

For me I didn't know why I loved lesbian relationships so much but I adored them, I even had a phase where I thought I was gay because I hated the idea of seeing myself as a boyfriend or a husband despine having little to no attraction to men and sooo much attraction to women, it took me another 2 years to fully figure out I was a transfem sapphic, and probably would have figured it out a lot sooner if somone had grabbed my little teenage cheeks looked into my eyes and told me if u want to be a lesbian you can be one so that's what I'm doing here,

YOU CAN BE A LESBIAN​

If you're a guy who likes lesbian relationships

YOU CAN BE A LESBIAN​

If you're a guy that thinks lesbian relationships are better, then het relationships and doesn't understand why

YOU CAN BE A LESBIAN​

If you're a guy who fantasizes about himself in a lesbian relationship

YOU CAN BE A LESBIAN​

If your a guy who's attracted to women and hates the idea of being a boyfriend or husband

YOU CAN BE A LESBIAN​

If your a guy who doesn't think he's "worthy enough" to be a lesbian

YOU CAN BE A LESBIAN​

If your a guy who thinks he'd be happier as a lesbian

YOU CAN BE A LESBIAN​

Seriously you can give being a girl a try if it's not for you that's ok if it is then congratulations on figuring it out! You don't have worry about being "right" or "wrong" it's all a part of discovering yourself

Not porn sickness!

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Total Transbian Destruction

How did I catch both autism and AIDS from a single Tumblr post

“Is egg cracking, forcefem, and the like being predatory grooming the reason why people dislike them (and us in turn)?

“No. It’s purity culture’s fault”

Time to commit jihad on all troons, who's TERFed up enough for it?

 

[Fapcop]

Too many genders, so ISO came out with a standard.
Gender-expansive is my cock when I see babongas.
Gender fluid comes 2 minutes after that.

Take my upvote you perv!

 

[wandererthetraveler]

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I played some splatoon. Acht, the character, is not actually nonbinary (or whatever the fuck they call it)

It's the retarded localizers who made it this way. In the original version, which is Japanese, this character is entirely female.

In fact, Acht appears in splatoon 2 as well, where she is referred to as.. female. In both languages.

 

[Fapcop]

Pooner wife is asking how she can brainwash herself into not being disgusted by her wife’s beard



Posting it for posterity as this is some peak clownworld 2025 shit. Hope someone will get a good belly laugh if the farms are still around in a few decades.

Anyone else fell like their head is spinning when they read these absolutely nonsensical descriptions?

“Transmasc non binary butch”=woman
“Non binary femme lesbian”=woman

It’s like the Eskimos and snow man. They have dozens of weird words for “man” and “woman”.

 

[deermeat]

Not a fetish!

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Spoiler: text

This message is for all the guys who idolize lesbian relationships in media and irl,

YOU CAN BE A LESBIAN​

For me I didn't know why I loved lesbian relationships so much but I adored them, I even had a phase where I thought I was gay because I hated the idea of seeing myself as a boyfriend or a husband despine having little to no attraction to men and sooo much attraction to women, it took me another 2 years to fully figure out I was a transfem sapphic, and probably would have figured it out a lot sooner if somone had grabbed my little teenage cheeks looked into my eyes and told me if u want to be a lesbian you can be one so that's what I'm doing here,

YOU CAN BE A LESBIAN​

If you're a guy who likes lesbian relationships

YOU CAN BE A LESBIAN​

If you're a guy that thinks lesbian relationships are better, then het relationships and doesn't understand why

YOU CAN BE A LESBIAN​

If you're a guy who fantasizes about himself in a lesbian relationship

YOU CAN BE A LESBIAN​

If your a guy who's attracted to women and hates the idea of being a boyfriend or husband

YOU CAN BE A LESBIAN​

If your a guy who doesn't think he's "worthy enough" to be a lesbian

YOU CAN BE A LESBIAN​

If your a guy who thinks he'd be happier as a lesbian

YOU CAN BE A LESBIAN​

Seriously you can give being a girl a try if it's not for you that's ok if it is then congratulations on figuring it out! You don't have worry about being "right" or "wrong" it's all a part of discovering yourself

Not porn sickness!

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Total Transbian Destruction

When I was younger, I wanted to kill myself when listening to my favorite music, watching TV, and going to school because I'd see and hear men talk about their normal lives where they can causally get with any women no problem because they are a biological man and the majority of women are straight.
It would upset me even more when I tried pooning out, only to feel excluded as most pooners were into men and didn't want to be a normal straight guy.
Being in fandoms was even more lonely because again, most women are straight, and most of them obsessed over male characters. I got into incel spaces- only to see below average men still manage to get girls to simp for them and to hear these same men talk about how lesbians have it "easy" even though we are 2% of the female population, surrounded by a hedonistic culture.

But sure, you are such a lesbian.

 

[Syikeblade]

Li'pooner needs attention and head pats




And these autistic idiots are something else

 

[Pattern Noticer]

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Li'pooner needs attention and head pats

Shouldn't pooner be happy? They're ignoring you the way men usually are.

 

[Dr. Butt]

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Li'pooner needs attention and head pats

HAHAHA You know it's a pooner from the fucking title!! This one sounds very under-17, though. Adults who are not family really should not be internet socializing with high school students.

 

[Chris Konon]

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This Korean pooner is upset she can't play pretend to get a job, not many comments yet but one of them suggests trying to bend the rules a bit... in Korea.
Reddit Post

What a retard.
Why would she ask NEET westoid redditors about pooning out in a Korean workplace?

They barely understand social dynamics in their own culture, and yet the retarded OP asks them what to do in an Korean office…

Just do as Californian little dood working in a queer speciality coffee shop says, duh!

 

[horseorigin]

although i rarely hear it phrased this way, i think that a lot of the moral outrage, disgust, and obsession over the idea of a trans person’s egg cracking partly due to particular kinds of sex and porn is an expression of common cultural anti-sex attitudes in general. If the culture you grow up in views sex and masturbation as dirty, debasing, shameful, and that it should be entirely contained to its own private and secret realm, then the idea of someone discovering anything of value about themselves through sex or masturbation is revolting and inherently false. if you see sex as a sin that taints everything it touches, then it makes a kind of rational sense to see any self-discovery related to sex, even tangentially, as being forever sexual and often dangerously perverse, regardless of form, content, or material removal from sex itself. it’s not just a right wing thing either. although not the same degree of problem, the vaguely leftie “we should remove all gratuitous sex scenes from media” crowd are, often without realizing, expressing the same idea that sexuality is both singularly special and without inherent worth, and that it has no place anywhere outside its private realm.

Porn and hentai are not real life. What a loser. He really deserves to be stuck having this conversation with himself in the comments section of pornhub video with 84 views for all of eternity.

 

[Athena Save Us!]

 

[Fapcop]

When I was younger, I wanted to kill myself when listening to my favorite music, watching TV, and going to school because I'd see and hear men talk about their normal lives where they can causally get with any women no problem because they are a biological man and the majority of women are straight.

Feels I have a lesbian at work who told me that she loathes troons. And one of the reasons she hates the current culture of troon insanity, is because she could easily imagine herself being trashed as a young, impressionable lesbian teenager, who just realized that most of the cute girls want men.

That’s how most of these autists get caught up in the craziness I bet.

“Oh, you don’t HAVE to be a NEET/lesbian who’s a failure of a man/woman! You can just transition!”

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Lol! That’s funny. The military commissar doesn’t give a shit about your “gender”. He just wants to make sure you don’t weasel out of your duties.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

Telling men they can become lesbians is like the modern day equivalent of

"Think and Grow Rich" by Napoleon Hill and Rosa Lee Beeland. It's considered one of the first ever self help books. It was published in 1937:

The main theme of the book is that anyone can achieve success and wealth by following a certain set of principles. Hill identified these principles as the "13 Steps to Riches," which included developing a positive mental attitude, setting clear and specific goals, developing a plan to achieve those goals, taking action, and maintaining a strong belief in oneself and one's capabilities. The 13 "steps" were:

• 1. Desire: Start with a strong desire or burning ambition to achieve a specific goal or outcome.
• 2. Faith: Have unwavering faith in yourself and your ability to achieve your goal.
• 3. Autosuggestion: Use positive self-talk and affirmations to reinforce your beliefs and goals.
• 4. Specialized knowledge: Acquire the knowledge and skills needed to achieve your goal.
• 5. Imagination: Use your imagination to visualize your goal and see yourself achieving it.
• 6. Organized planning: Develop a detailed plan of action to achieve your goal.
• 7. Decision: Make a firm decision to follow through on your plan and never give up.
• 8. Persistence: Keep working towards your goal, even when faced with obstacles or setbacks.
• 9. Power of the Master Mind: Surround yourself with like-minded people who support and encourage you.
• 10. The Mystery of Sex Transmutation: Use the power of your sexual energy to fuel your desire and drive.
• 11. The Subconscious Mind: Tap into the power of your subconscious mind to help you achieve your goals.
• 12. The Brain: Use your brain to analyze and plan, and to make decisions and take action.
• 13. The Sixth Sense: Trust your intuition and inner guidance to help you make the right decisions and achieve your goals.

Pooner wife is asking how she can brainwash herself into not being disgusted by her wife’s beard

Many years ago, a lesbian said the phrase "icky, hairy men" to me. That popped into my head while I was reading that and when I hit "man ick territory" it was a perfect LOL moment. Some things do not change. Even the language used to describe it.

 

[CuntessMaximus]

Li'pooner needs attention and head pats

“My girlfriend didn’t immediately make everything about me after a long day at her job! She’s so selfish, all I ask from her is constant validation and endless praise!”

I can’t get over how much these faggots demand to be the center of attention 24/7, but will bitch about “just wanting to pee!” and how they “just wanna be left alone and live our truth!”

 

[AMHOLIO]

HAHAHA You know it's a pooner from the fucking title!! This one sounds very under-17, though. Adults who are not family really should not be internet socializing with high school students.

You say this as if most adult pooners aren't stunted womenchildren.