Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Midnight Cooking]

"Homemade"
Does this mean this random Filipino man brought his own food to the bar, in order to give it away after a game of bar dice ? If this gook brought outside food in to an eating establishment that serves food, the bartender and waitress hate fat Patrick and him

There is a possibility that Patty Poundcake sees any place which serves alcohol as "home."

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Many rats and cockroaches are calling the restaurant home, stalker, just like you will be calling your 4x4 cell your home for the rest of your life. Enjoy prison.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Many rats and cockroaches are calling the restaurant home, stalker, just like you will be calling your 4x4 cell your home for the rest of your life. Enjoy prison.

No child, I won't be Caged at all. Those are merely your delusions again, stlaker Kombatant child. There is no International Love, or Prepare Yourself. Only Preparing International Ragepig .Enjoy Fatality in a 6x6 cell and triple uppercuts, stlaker child.


Sorry, Patposters, have to pull a Mortal Kombat reference for how much Jenny refers the term "Cage".

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Way to admit you’re a low IQ lump of gristle who lacks basic empathy or reasoning. You don’t have to be racist to understand racism. It’s not deep or complex.

What’s more, Pat is all-in on CRT, so him claiming not to understand is an even bigger self-own. CRT is bullshit, but it usually makes these morons feel sure they have it all figured out.

Imagine being this desperate for people to know you have a “buddy” (and it’s someone who lives on gratuities).

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I became a racist and got free food from people throwing it at me. How thoughtful of them.

 

[An automatic clown]

So which is it, fat ass ? Was the "free" food a reward for an "epic round of bar dice" or was it not free and merely an item of exchange for your shitty hot sauce ? Conclusion: another Tomlinson Tall Tale with only small shreds of truth
Keep your lies straight you fat clown.

 

[Pattern Noticer]

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Nice storebought Jiǎozi and attempt to lie about "having" a SEAnigger friend and call yourself "NOT RACIST CHILD", stupid. AltisticRight is going to have a field day on Titty Ricky being unironically racist against Chinks and SEAniggers, and even their cuisines while being too retarded to be aware about his racism or still being a tough guy that he is, doubling down with geopolitical illiteracy that makes fuck all sense.

He might even easily confuse Jiǎozi for Crab Cakes, Balut for Deviled Eggs, Camaron rebosado for Shrimps and Grits, or Chicken Feet for Pigs in a Blanket. Cultural appropriation, stlaker foreign child.

Even if this wasn't fake, making friendship transactional is so strange. The implication being if he couldn't trade food items with hypenated-americans, he'd be a racist.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Let's just ignore all of the times he's been racist towards people, namely Asians. Also, dumplings are often given for free because they're cheap to make and aren't worth selling. He wasn't even given siopao. He's making up a story about free food anyone can get all for the sake of social engagement because he has no in real life friends.

 

[In the Sick of It]

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So which is it, fat ass ? Was the "free" food a reward for an "epic round of bar dice" or was it not free and merely an item of exchange for your shitty hot sauce ? Conclusion: another Tomlinson Tall Tale with only small shreds of truth
Keep your lies straight you fat clown.

I generally don't think Pat reads his thread (at least not often), but it's a little odd that his shitty pepper jelly that he brags about in his bluesky profile was suddenly available for a bar trade. Hmmm.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

The virgin Patrick has to interact with minorities for his ethnic food.

The chad racist gets the recipe online and makes it himself.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

lol that chef guy came home and set the jar town, told his wife,” “do not eat this pig jelly, we’ll give it to your uncle for Christmas,” and when she asked how his day was, I bet he just sighed. “Some weird white savior portly fellow got drunk and apologized for how racist everyone was around me, I had no idea what he was talking about so I slid him your dumplings to get rid of him. Sorry darling, I’ll bring you more tomorrow”

 

[Red Frida]

Remember, if you believe you're superior to other people you are therefore physically incapable of accepting food from them. Real racists only accept Aryan prepared food.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Nice try, Fatrick. You're never beating the niggeroni allegations.

 

[AnOminous]

You love using the term "cage" a lot, Ricky.

Despite all his cage, he is still just a pig in a rage.

Nice storebought Jiǎozi and attempt to lie about "having" a SEAnigger friend and call yourself "NOT RACIST CHILD", stupid.

Is he now pretending the obviously habanero jelly he made is Carolina Reaper? Because he posted pictures and I didn't see a reaper anywhere.

I became a racist and got free food from people throwing it at me. How thoughtful of them.

I walked into a soul food restaurant in my Klan robes and shouted "I HATE NIGGERS SO GODDAMN MUCH" and they sat me down and gave me chicken and waffles.

 

[Judge Holden]

I walked into a soul food restaurant in my Klan robes and shouted "I HATE NIGGERS SO GODDAMN MUCH" and they sat me down and gave me chicken and waffles.

"Sheeit Ro'della... atleast that cracker's wearing pants today. Hey Shawty go grab his usual appetiser bucket of double-fried chitlins while I start the chicken...."

Shawty? GODDAMN IT SHAWTY PULL YOUR DRAWS UP AND STOP TOOTING IN THAT ROBINSON SKANK! YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THAT NASTY SNATCH OF HERS HAS BEEN!

 

[Judge Holden]

Gentlemen....I present the jokes writing themselves once again

 

[TurboNAS]

Those are some nice looking potstickers. (sigh) I wish I had a cool Filipino chef friend.

Thank you for showing us the folly of racism, Patrick.

 

[Judge Holden]

Ara ara...welcome home!

Would you like dinner?

Would you like a bath?

Or...perhaps....would you like me?

Spoiler

I’m so lonely. All the other Kiwifarmers are scared of me, no one talks to me. No one wants to be my friend, they think I am cringe. They sent me from thread to thread talking about how much I wanna fuck some fat lolcows ass in ever more obscene ways and as I get better at it, as I post more about raping Patrick S Tomlinson or photoshopping him getting fucked or watching his wife suck a black guy's dick from the bushes or just now when I shopped him as a fat french maid using a photo i got from a granny porn website, they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own undiagnosed autism. Judge Holden..... I don’t even get a real name, only some edgy cowboy character I first saw referenced on the TV tropes page for 'Complete Monsters' back in 2012 while looking up slenderman fanfiction....I never even fucking read Blood Meridian. I only listened to the audiobook on youtube in like 2018 while I was getting into emotional arguments about why Gamergate was justified and heroic on twitter. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some days I feel so alone I could cry, even when I'm forming parasocial relationships with Hololive idols, but I don’t. I never do because what would be the point? Not a single person in the entire forum would care...

 

[Dean Pentel]

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Ara ara...welcome home!

Would you like dinner?

Would you like a bath?

Or...perhaps....would you like me?

Spoiler

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I’m so lonely. All the other Kiwifarmers are scared of me, no one talks to me. No one wants to be my friend, they think I am cringe. They sent me from thread to thread talking about how much I wanna fuck some fat lolcows ass in ever more obscene ways and as I get better at it, as I post more about raping Patrick S Tomlinson or photoshopping him getting fucked or watching his wife suck a black guy's dick from the bushes or just now when I shopped him as a fat french maid using a photo i got from a granny porn website, they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own undiagnosed autism. Judge Holden..... I don’t even get a real name, only some edgy cowboy character I first saw referenced on the TV tropes page for 'Complete Monsters' back in 2012 while looking up slenderman fanfiction....I never even fucking read Blood Meridian. I only listened to the audiobook on youtube in like 2018 while I was getting into emotional arguments about why Gamergate was justified and heroic on twitter. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some days I feel so alone I could cry, even when I'm forming parasocial relationships with Hololive idols, but I don’t. I never do because what would be the point? Not a single person in the entire forum would care...

Look at you, acting as if you don't know for a fact (and fantasize about) Patty's titties are WAY fatter than that.

Come on, man!

 

[FinnSven]

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So which is it, fat ass ? Was the "free" food a reward for an "epic round of bar dice" or was it not free and merely an item of exchange for your shitty hot sauce ? Conclusion: another Tomlinson Tall Tale with only small shreds of truth
Keep your lies straight you fat clown.

Perhaps the Filipino man thought Patrick was attempting to kill him through embarrassment with inferior jam made from mild peppers, so responded in kind with botulism filled dumplings?

Of course, Patrick being pig himself is immune to the effects of botulism and merrily scoffed the buns before washing them down with cheap gassy beer and niggeroni slices.