Are you lost needing femoid advice post here - For the poor bastard's who dare or are just curious

[Otterly]

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Mah uncle Samson looks like that but he's normal just like you or I he just can't count no good

He looks surprisingly cheerful about it, doesn’t he?

Don't believe her lies, it's when grandma says you're a handsome boy.

I’ve no idea if he’s handsome as we only have an extremely gay parental-bathroom selfie of the torso, but my point was that blaming height allows him to put the locus of control on something that’s not his fault, and stops him from looking at any reason he can control. It removes accountability from him.
And since five foot nine is not terribly short, it’s more likely his personality at fault, or the dislike of women seeping through.
Or maybe he has half his skull missing.
You’d think they’d print out some kind of hard cover for that wouldn’t you? The temptation to poke it must be immense

 

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

He looks surprisingly cheerful about it, doesn’t he?

He's missing the part of his brain responsible for being sad about missing a part of your brain

 

[Otterly]

He's missing the part of his brain responsible for being sad about missing a part of your brain

Well that’s a win. Pass the bone saw and a scoop and I’ll sort all these young gentlemen right out.

 

[crazedaze]

f it’s truly a case of him not listening to advice, calling him a fag is just about as useless as actually giving advice, isn’t it?

Oh my apologies, I thought I was on the kiwifarms, where we make fun of retards. I'll be sure to do my best to HeLp and not laugh at all when a misogynistic retard who hates women comes along spewing retarded laughable clown garbage next time, count on it scrote.
Eta in fact, I find it difficult to believe rhat anyone is that stupid, that they think obvious trolls with Elliott pfp who joined days ago and engage women, whom they hate and look down upon, pretending to seek advice, from, again, women they look down upon, are sincere. You're a giant fucking retard if you think this

 

[ChudJack009]

Oh my apologies, I thought I was on the kiwifarms, where we make fun of retards. I'll be sure to do my best to HeLp and not laugh at all when a misogynistic retard who hates women comes along spewing retarded laughable clown garbage next time, count on it scrote.
Eta in fact, I find it difficult to believe rhat anyone is that stupid, that they think obvious trolls with Elliott pfp who joined days ago and engage women, whom they hate and look down upon, pretending to seek advice, from, again, women they look down upon, are sincere. You're a giant fucking retard if you think this

Honestly didn't even catch that the account was that new, guess you're more perceptive than me. I suppose I am a retard but i knew that already.

 

[Otterly]

He's missing the part of his brain responsible for being sad about missing a part of your brain

I think this might be what’s wrong with Sander Jennings

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

Still, I mentioned to my mom once I might go for older women and she already made me promise not to bring home anybody that's in her age range, so I can't go for a full cougar. I will nonetheless acquiesce to your wisdom and keep your general recommendation of going for older women into advisement

I would not recommend casual sex for you since you aren't demented wannabe fuckboy, it impacts men far worse than women . It rewires your brain into " abundance mentality " and makes it difficult for you to bond with women down the line. Believe me, my dating pool before my husband was filled with men who wasted their 20s and good portion of their 30s "having fun" and couldn't understand why women would just dump them after few dates. It makes you lazy in dating and relationships and before you know it you are 40 and staring down the barrel of retirement, cancer scares and old age alone . It's not pretty and your pool might be even worse than what now 40+ men get if you get at all anything. Look at hoe_math he is all histerical because the only thing that mattered to him is out of reach after he aged out of the cunt carousel. That's what is happening right now to thousands of millennials who desperately try to push marriage and kids on 18 year old zoomie girls before they realise what a bad deal it is and all of sudden they want to get married while they spend their 20s and 30s screaming about how women want one thing marriage and kids from them and nothing else

 

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

I think this might be what’s wrong with Sander Jennings

Ngl I had to look up who that is. Shame on me.

 

[Thé au lait]

Does a brownpilled doomer ricecell such as myself have a chance with a woke alt-right ibs femcel or should I just an hero and get it over with? I have negative canthal tilt and indented head fyi

What's the appeal of IBS? Are you German or something?

I think this might be what’s wrong with Sander Jennings

Why does he look like a fat, gay Wendigoon?

 

[Otterly]

Why does he look like a fat, gay Wendigoon?

Because he is?
Some advice for the gentleman of the thread; see this man here? His name is sander Jennings. If you model yourself as the diametric opposite of this man, your chances of obtaining a shag will rise dramatically.

 

[NoReturn]

Because he is?
Some advice for the gentleman of the thread; see this man here? His name is sander Jennings. If you model yourself as the diametric opposite of this man, your chances of obtaining a shag will rise dramatically.

 

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

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I hate him already

 

[Fapcop]

Don’t need advice so much (well I guess I do, but this isn’t about that!) but a question…

When you sit down and cross your legs, kinda like this:



Is that comfortable? Like how the hell can you sit like that for extended periods of time?

I remember one time I tried and it was hella awkward. Must be a difference in anatomy and hips or something.

I hate him already

Oh you have no idea! He modeled his entire life about “being supportive” to trannies. Likely because he couldn’t prevent his little brother from getting mutilated, and because he never got any attention from mommy, who doted on her little “daughter”.

 

[Thé au lait]

Is that comfortable? Like how the hell can you sit like that for extended periods of time?

It's not really physically comfortable but we're trained (socialized) very thoroughly from childhood to minimize the amount of space we take up. I would imagine it's harder for men to do for long periods because of how your joints are aligned, but it's definitely not first preference in any case.

 

[NoReturn]

Don’t need advice so much (well I guess I do, but this isn’t about that!) but a question…

When you sit down and cross your legs, kinda like this:

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Is that comfortable? Like how the hell can you sit like that for extended periods of time?

I remember one time I tried and it was hella awkward. Must be a difference in anatomy and hips or something.

For men, the Q angle makes it inherently uncomfortable:

Which is why it's weird to see shit like this:

What's wrong with your laaaygs?
And that's to say nothing of the ball and peen placement.

For women, the determining factors are both how large your legs are (muscle or fat) and how tight your muscles are in that area:

It's possible for both thin-thigh-women and thick-thigh-women to have trouble sitting that way for long periods.

If I can ask a follow up of my own, how long can you guys slav-squat? If I sit heels down with my legs in front, my shins start to hurt after a while. Horse-stance is easier, but still makes my shins hurt.

 

[Treasure Champs]

Eta in fact, I find it difficult to believe rhat anyone is that stupid, that they think obvious trolls with Elliott pfp who joined days ago and engage women, whom they hate and look down upon, pretending to seek advice, from, again, women they look down upon, are sincere. You're a giant fucking retard if you think this

Oh, come on. It's not for HIM, now is it? No one is seriously trying to reform the troll. There are two perfectly good audiences for serious responses to terminal moidism:

1) The casual lurker moid who is smart enough to know that asking "why women no suck my dick? Women superficial and like tall men no me!" is going to get an angry response, but he isn't quite sure why and might learn quite a bit from the actual answers to those kinds of questions, and,

2) Women who also sort of know the answer but are not quite sure how to recognize the behavior exactly, or are unable to articulate, precisely and clearly, quite why it is wrong or it bothers them. These threads are gold for picking up excellent analogies and ways to frame situations that absolutely hit the nail on the head. I like to pick these up and stick them in my armory for occasions when I might only have a sentence or so to make my point (and I am very often only afforded one sentence or one thing to say to explain why, for example, I snapped at my co-worker moid for being a sexist fuck).

 

[Thé au lait]

If I can ask a follow up of my own, how long can you guys slav-squat? If I sit heels down with my legs in front, my shins start to hurt after a while. Horse-stance is easier, but still makes my shins hurt.

I'm assuming this is a general question to everyone and I'm not misreading it:
This one is largely a matter of muscle development, there's a bunch of stretches and exercises you can do to make it more comfortable. I usually squat like the lady on the left, although it looks like she has her heels lifted off the ground.

This has a bunch of good ones you can do, and I'd recommend adding chair squats to the list.

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

For men, the Q angle makes it inherently uncomfortable:

This is a psyop. I always sit like this.

Horse stance is easier for me as well. Place your but on your heels and push your hip forward a bit. That should take off some of pressure on your shin muscles.

 

[Dawdler]

If I can ask a follow up of my own, how long can you guys slav-squat? If I sit heels down with my legs in front, my shins start to hurt after a while. Horse-stance is easier, but still makes my shins hurt.

In slaw squat, the feet are completely on ground for stability. Everything else is an american spy trying to fit in technique

 

[NoReturn]

In slaw squat, the feet are completely on ground for stability. Everything else is an american spy trying to fit in technique

I couldn't find a photo of a woman doing slav squat with her heels on the ground and her knees in front, that's why I included the photo I did. Found this one instead:

Knees forward = shins hurt

Sit like Boris, less hurt