"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

Haramburger said:
⚠️A Retard Weather Watch is in effect until Friday 4/11 ⚠️
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⛈️Expect moderate to heavy rain of tears, with flooding over tariff predictions, seek high ground if tarding leaks into your basements. 🌨️Sudden freezing may occur in markets, with chilly temps affecting goods like slop and plastics 🌪️The following counties may be upgraded to Retard Weather Warning after 9PM Wednesday, 4/9: YouTube, Instagram, Xitter, exercise caution and archive everything, some loss of milky content may occur. 🚗 Tesla drivers are advised to avoid main roads and seek ICE vehicles until conditions improve.


BP gorls never beating the hag allegations:
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These two average american housewifes need to be put straight into a gulag for daring to exist while not sexually attractive to men half their age on an Internet gossip forum. They don't look like the women in my pornos at all!!
 
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Finger Pistols said:
People that aren't faceblind or retarded know that this is a picture of the real Joshua Connor Moon.
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I've seen this picture of Josh posted many times and there was always something familiar and uncanny about it. I always assumed that Josh just has a "familiar face" like some of us white dudes are prone to having, but I recently came across something and the feeling of familiarity finally clicked. You see, I'm a dog person (especially the best dog which is the poodle total poodle supremacy btw), so I see a lot of dog-related content online.

As it turns out, there is a dog with an EXTREMELY uncanny resemblance to Josh that has a notable online presence.

That dog is Nori Porkchop (Know Your Meme Page), who is an Aussiedoodle (part Australian Shepherd part Poodle). The absolute insane part about this is that this dog looks so much like Josh that they sometimes use this literal photograph of Josh on websites about Nori.

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Sadly, Nori Porkchop passed away due to a neurological condition but because instagram is fucking internet cancer I cannot access the relevant instagram post.

Anyways, this may have been previously covered by someone else but if it has I was not aware of it. If not, I hope you found this bit of internet lore interesting. I, for one, find it very interesting that someone who once called the supreme breed of dog, the beautiful and elegant poodle (poodle supremacy), a so-called "pube dog," has a spirit-animal that is part poodle.
 
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The President of Nintendo said:
Sadly, Nori Porkchop passed away due to a neurological condition but because instagram is fucking internet cancer I cannot access the relevant instagram post.
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Josh needs to pour out some old bay vodka for his boy. RIP

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These two average american housewifes need to be put straight into a gulag for daring to exist while not sexually attractive to men half their age on an Internet gossip forum. They don't look like the women in my pornos at all!!
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They had the gall to do an interview with an alleged murderer, and give credit to a controversial forum all with their real faces. Sacrilege. They should have donned an acceptable Anime Vtuber avatar and pitched their voices up and acted like a retarded school age child if they wanted to be accepted and embraced and not insulted.
 
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psst, hey kid...
Ever heard of stickers?
I've got all the stickers...

...and they taste like candy

Here, have one Semper Fidelis, no it's on the house, you don't have to pay
...and if you want more, hit me up. And don't tell your parents, ok?
 
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Odysee got booted off of Stripe without explanation:

Dear Odysee Stripe User,

Payment processing services are currently inactive. Stripe had previously assured us that they understood our situation, confirmed our account was in good standing, and said they would continue to support us during our transition away from their platform. Despite this, they abruptly terminated our account without any prior notice. This sudden action appears to be the result of the same kind of coordinated brigading that started this entire fiasco, and we were given no opportunity to respond or appeal. We are continuing to develop an alternative payment solution and sincerely appreciate your ongoing support during this transition.

For content creators with members-only content, any subscribers who were active as of today will retain access. If you’d like to change this at any point, you can update your uploads directly on Odysee or reach out to us for help. For users with Odysee Premium, your benefits will remain active.

We hope to share an updated timeline with you all in the coming days for a temporary payment solution that matches Stripe’s features and gets you back to business quickly, all while we work toward the longer term solution we told you about.

Sincerely,

The Odysee Team
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