Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Falcon Sebben]

I buy Kiwi brand knives, first saw them at the Asian grocery store. Stamped stainless steel, laser-cut edges, cheap wood handles that splinter if you're not careful. Razor sharp out of the package, very easy to hone/sharpen if you have a brain in your head. I buy them because they're cheap as hell and cut beautifully and are inexpensive enough to easily replace, and I'm happy as hell with them. An expensive tool isn't going to ever save a shit cook, the best cooks can work with anything.

I prefer a knife that won't dull the instant I use it and doesn't need constant sharpening. But a knife is a knife when you get down to it.

Jack is like a North Korean citizen who happily enjoys the propaganda and wants anyone who criticizes dear leader to be destroyed

After all Daddy is a 5D chess player

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Like Fatty knows how to play chess much less Trump.

I'll occasionally get something like a free knife in some gift box like from Omaha Steaks. They're generally trash, but they work really well for a little while. Jack's bullshit chinesium knives are at best a shade above those.

I've gotten knives at the dollar store in an emergency and they work great... for a couple days then they're ready for the trash.

It just goes to show that a knife fresh out of the package is going to be sharp AF.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

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[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

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You know the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, he doesn't seem to be living, until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white.

 

[Slavic Patronym]

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Wait a second... there are no black pieces on this board?

I will not stand for this depiction of white-on-white chess violence.

 

[brooky]

Wait a second... there are no black pieces on this board?

I will not stand for this depiction of white-on-white chess violence.

The pieces are very weird and placed oddly as well as none of them being black. Also I'm certain Trump doesn't know how to play chess.

So it's an AI image, but then the text box is very "graphic design is my passion" MS Painted on. What a weird mix that exemplifies Jack and his ilk. Lowest effort, lowest quality version of everything.

Also lol at Trump's tiny hands.

 

[Quixotic Man]

3 dollars for the knife in bulk from Alibaba.

 

[Barsik]

3 dollars for the knife in bulk from Alibaba.

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Wonder how much Jack paid for it. I'm guessing upwards of $50.

And ofc that crispy 2 month wait time for dropshipped items

 

[AnOminous]

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God I hate even seeing these fat fucks out in public eating. These pigs. Their eyes roll back in their heads like they're possessed by demons while they open wide as a garage door to ram in disgusting amounts of food, grunting in foul, evil ecstasy.

Gluttony is one of the Seven Deadlies for a reason.

 

[Tiresome]

Wonder how much Jack paid for it. I'm guessing upwards of $50.

And thanks to his orange mud idol, it'll soon be $110. What is Jack going to do without his garbage Far East products?

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

And thanks to his orange mud idol, it'll soon be $110. What is Jack going to do without his garbage Far East products?

Jack does not “do without”.

He gets whatever Chinesium garbage, corporate gift shop experience vacations, or goyslop food that his gay little heart desires.

The inauthentic blob will not do without. And it’s not like he has expensive or nuanced taste in what he consumes. He just wants lots of it, and in the most disposable and lazy manner possible. And it’s all going on Tammy’s credit card.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

You know the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, he doesn't seem to be living, until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white.

I was just thinking of that. That and the fact she took a massive bite of it.

3 dollars for the knife in bulk from Alibaba.

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That just screams "quality" right there.

 

[LifeAlert]

New Jack on the Go:
HIBACHI JR, HENDERSONVILLE, TN

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=WODCIff-5lE

Published on 2025-04-09 | Archived on 2025-04-09

Spoiler: Description

In this exciting restaurant review, we dive into the sizzling world of Hibachi Junior, a hidden gem that brings the flair of Japanese hibachi right to your plate! Join us as we explore the vibrant atmosphere, where skilled chefs dazzle with their knife skills and fiery grill mastery, cooking up mouthwatering dishes like tender steak, succulent shrimp, and perfectly seasoned veggies—all at wallet-friendly prices. We’ll break down the flavors, value, and overall vibe that make Hibachi Junior a must-visit spot for foodies craving a fun, fast, and delicious dining experience. Hit that play button to see if this spot earns our chopstick stamp of approval!

HERE IS MY LINKTREE: https://linktr.ee/jakatak

 

[p1138]

New Jack on the Go:
HIBACHI JR, HENDERSONVILLE, TN
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https://preservetube.com/watch?v=WODCIff-5lE

Published on 2025-04-09 | Archived on 2025-04-09

Spoiler: Description

In this exciting restaurant review, we dive into the sizzling world of Hibachi Junior, a hidden gem that brings the flair of Japanese hibachi right to your plate! Join us as we explore the vibrant atmosphere, where skilled chefs dazzle with their knife skills and fiery grill mastery, cooking up mouthwatering dishes like tender steak, succulent shrimp, and perfectly seasoned veggies—all at wallet-friendly prices. We’ll break down the flavors, value, and overall vibe that make Hibachi Junior a must-visit spot for foodies craving a fun, fast, and delicious dining experience. Hit that play button to see if this spot earns our chopstick stamp of approval!

HERE IS MY LINKTREE: https://linktr.ee/jakatak

So he likes that they spam or whatever Hendersonville food "page" Fatty is on?
Calamari rings that Fatty pretends he isn't eating. "dynamite chicken" that is breaded and pretends he isn't eating. Apparently they didn't realize most places with fried calamari rings serve it with cocktail sauce and Tammy hates cocktail sauce.
After 2 appetizers that only Tammy is eating, she still ordered a salad.
Fatty ordered a side of steak, then... hmm what was that? And a side of chicken, both covered in sugar.

So he has himself a full size plate in front of his face, likely an entree with some greens on the side that he pans past failing to keep it out of frame to pretend he didn't order a whole fucking entree and then 2 extra sides of meat. Fatty also doesn't seem to understand that asian places in the US velvet their meat but then seems to dig out of his mush brain that it might have baking soda in it...

APLUS GUD don't need to wait till a graduation or birthday.... for this fucking place? Who the hell uses a place like this as a restaurant option for a special event or something? He shows photos of the other plates of food from the table at the end of the video, never addresses the plate directly in front of his gut.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I’m putting a directive in my living will that if I’m ever in a coma, they should play the intro music to JOTG in the ICU speakers. No doubt the sound will trigger a wave of rage that brings me back to consciousness instantly.

Nice pajama top in public, stupid.



Tammy isn’t bothering to wash her hair for these anymore. Never noticed how bad her wonk eye is until now.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Wait a second... there are no black pieces on this board?

I will not stand for this depiction of white-on-white chess violence.

Why is Trump playing for China!?

 

[Slavic Patronym]

Never noticed how bad her wonk eye is until now.

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It's called sympathetic imacuntoma.

Please, sir. Have some decency.

 

[densedance]

You can tell a knife is shit by the unnecessary details it have. Of course, the ad saying it's "sharp as fuck" is enough for fatty, who probably think it's a good idea to do kitchen work with this piece of junk.

But what do he knows about knives after all. He wanted a titanium cutting board because he believes this would sharpen the knife lol. A chefs, paring and boning knives should cover you for 95% of your kitchen needs

Hell, even a simple Victorinox knife for 40$ does a perfect job. I still have the few of ones I got during my Apprenticeship that I still use daily. I go that far and say knifes that are 2-3-400$ (or more) are more of a disantvantage for an untrained Person then cheaper ones.

 

[souschef]

Hell, even a simple Victorinox knife for 40$ does a perfect job. I still have the few of ones I got during my Apprenticeship that I still use daily. I go that far and say knifes that are 2-3-400$ (or more) are more of a disantvantage for an untrained Person then cheaper ones.

100%. Giving how awkward Jack's knife grip is, the only thing he'd cut with those weirdly shaped knives is himself

 

[AnOminous]

It's called sympathetic imacuntoma.

Please, sir. Have some decency.

Saar, saar, I am an India, turn me my account back on!

 

[densedance]

100%. Giving how awkward Jack's knife grip is, the only thing he'd cut with those weirdly shaped knives is himself

Yeah absolutely. I mean even my "cheaper" Knives are sharp as hell (not as much as my higher end ones if I sharpened them). But fuck, I guess how it is, it would probably be Tammy that would cut a chunk off her finger instead of Jack, because no way he's going to cut whatever hard Vegetable himself.