Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Dead Air]

HARM LIVER

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I would mock him for such a limp-wristed response, but I bought four six packs of beer and an entire crate of beer.

 

[AltisticRight]

Jack is going to cut another pineapple

Of course this fat retard bought one of these cheaply mass produced garbage knives that was heavily advertised on sites like Instagram and Temu. These knives are garbage. They can't cut anything well.

What the fuck is an ice hardening technology and what's impressive about a wooden handle?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

What the fuck is an ice hardening technology and what's impressive about a wooden handle?

Ice hardening is exactly what it sounds like.

You take the knife when it's hot and essentially quench it in something really cold like -70 degrees C. It's supposed to make it super hard. Problem is it also makes it super brittle. So it holds an edge but it chips really easily.

And... wood is.... natural? Yeah I got nothing. Wood is fine but so are composites. Maybe they're playing up the handmade aspect of them or more accurately the handmade look of them.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Ice hardening is exactly what it sounds like.

You take the knife when it's hot and essentially quench it in something really cold like -70 degrees C. It's supposed to make it super hard. Problem is it also makes it super brittle. So it holds an edge but it chips really easily.

As if Jack has any need for a high-tech knife in the first place.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

As if Jack has any need for a high-tech knife in the first place.

Like he needs a knife.

Faggot can barely stand up straight unless his gut is pressed against the counter. I'm looking forward to him trying to cut the pineapple with that thing and seeing the gimp arm flapping around.

 

[AltisticRight]

Ice hardening is exactly what it sounds like.

You take the knife when it's hot and essentially quench it in something really cold like -70 degrees C. It's supposed to make it super hard. Problem is it also makes it super brittle. So it holds an edge but it chips really easily.

And... wood is.... natural? Yeah I got nothing. Wood is fine but so are composites. Maybe they're playing up the handmade aspect of them or more accurately the handmade look of them.

Exactly, it's two standard processes in knife making but they tried to make a big deal out of it.
That's why it's shit.

 

[Slavic Patronym]

HARM LIVER

I read this with no context about the social media post it came from (all the reasons alcohol is bad) and just thought you were describing how Jack lives... and it made sense to me? He is a HARM LIVER.

 

[p1138]

Ice hardening is exactly what it sounds like.

You take the knife when it's hot and essentially quench it in something really cold like -70 degrees C. It's supposed to make it super hard. Problem is it also makes it super brittle. So it holds an edge but it chips really easily.

And... wood is.... natural? Yeah I got nothing. Wood is fine but so are composites. Maybe they're playing up the handmade aspect of them or more accurately the handmade look of them.

You forgot the best part of the image Fatty posted "sharp af"

When you have to sink to a selling point of your knife being sharp... you know it's shit. Of course we all know it's shit and will be able to cut things with the factory edge the problem is that Fatty never actually puts any knives to any real use so can't tell us how quickly the blades will dull, and never how well they can be re-sharpened. He probably also fell for all of those hucksters at the county fair and shit selling garbage chinese knives showing that they can slice tomatoes thin(which he can't even do himself, and Tammy can't either).

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Jack's economic genius is unmatched

"COMPANIES SHOULD SELL STUFF FOR A LOSS SO THAT DONALD TRUMP DOESN'T LOOK BAD"

 

[Falcon Sebben]

You forgot the best part of the image Fatty posted "sharp af"

When you have to sink to a selling point of your knife being sharp... you know it's shit. Of course we all know it's shit and will be able to cut things with the factory edge the problem is that Fatty never actually puts any knives to any real use so can't tell us how quickly the blades will dull, and never how well they can be re-sharpened. He probably also fell for all of those hucksters at the county fair and shit selling garbage chinese knives showing that they can slice tomatoes thin(which he can't even do himself, and Tammy can't either).

If your knife straight out of the package isn't sharp AF then you really bought a garbage knife. If that knife holds an edge longer then you can say it's well made but not before.

That's why his knife demonstrations always suck. He's using new knives. Of course they're going to cut really well straight out of the package.

"COMPANIES SHOULD SELL STUFF FOR A LOSS SO THAT DONALD TRUMP DOESN'T LOOK BAD"

To be fair if the tariffs aren't there for long some companies will eat the cost to stay competitive. They'll take a short term loss for long term gain.

Problem is it looks like these tariffs might be around for months if not longer.

 

[Tiresome]

If your knife straight out of the package isn't sharp AF then you really bought a garbage knife. If that knife holds an edge longer then you can say it's well made but not before.

I buy Kiwi brand knives, first saw them at the Asian grocery store. Stamped stainless steel, laser-cut edges, cheap wood handles that splinter if you're not careful. Razor sharp out of the package, very easy to hone/sharpen if you have a brain in your head. I buy them because they're cheap as hell and cut beautifully and are inexpensive enough to easily replace, and I'm happy as hell with them. An expensive tool isn't going to ever save a shit cook, the best cooks can work with anything.

 

[Whaler]

I like that Jack thinks Jim Cramer should be "prosecuted" for saying it'll be a Black Monday crash and then was wrong. Like Jack doesn't sit in front of a camera spewing out lies on a daily basis, the only difference he does it intentionally because he's a moron and Jim Cramer does it because he takes guesses based on what the current headlines are.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I like that Jack thinks Jim Cramer should be "prosecuted" for saying it'll be a Black Monday crash and then was wrong. Like Jack doesn't sit in front of a camera spewing out lies on a daily basis, the only difference he does it intentionally because he's a moron and Jim Cramer does it because he takes guesses based on what the current headlines are.

Jack is like a North Korean citizen who happily enjoys the propaganda and wants anyone who criticizes dear leader to be destroyed

After all Daddy is a 5D chess player

 

[Marc]

Jack is like a North Korean citizen who happily enjoys the propaganda and wants anyone who criticizes dear leader to be destroyed

all because Kim Jong Il invented his favorite fast foods.

 

[densedance]

Like he needs a knife.

Faggot can barely stand up straight unless his gut is pressed against the counter. I'm looking forward to him trying to cut the pineapple with that thing and seeing the gimp arm flapping around.

Wasn't it the last time or before when it was clearly visible that the Pineapple was allready pre-cut in half?

 

[AnOminous]

That's why his knife demonstrations always suck. He's using new knives. Of course they're going to cut really well straight out of the package.

I'll occasionally get something like a free knife in some gift box like from Omaha Steaks. They're generally trash, but they work really well for a little while. Jack's bullshit chinesium knives are at best a shade above those.

 

[p1138]

Wasn't it the last time or before when it was clearly visible that the Pineapple was allready pre-cut in half?

Timestamped and yes it's really obvious and pathetic

 

[souschef]

Jack is going to cut another pineapple

You can tell a knife is shit by the unnecessary details it have. Of course, the ad saying it's "sharp as fuck" is enough for fatty, who probably think it's a good idea to do kitchen work with this piece of junk.

But what do he knows about knives after all. He wanted a titanium cutting board because he believes this would sharpen the knife lol. A chefs, paring and boning knives should cover you for 95% of your kitchen needs

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I like that Jack thinks Jim Cramer should be "prosecuted" for saying it'll be a Black Monday crash and then was wrong. Like Jack doesn't sit in front of a camera spewing out lies on a daily basis, the only difference he does it intentionally because he's a moron and Jim Cramer does it because he takes guesses based on what the current headlines are.

If I recall, the running joke with Jim Cramer is that the opposite of what he says happens. It's known enough to be used in the first Iron Man movie.