Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[daffodils]

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Not a cuck


PSA


SEAN!-ing

 

[Chug Smuckle]

I'm sure that if the FBI is investigating this, somehow this will stop them, and none of this will be used against them. Like they really think that there gonna pr spin there way outta this. Or that they can outsmart the cybrime division of the FBI.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Jesus Christ what a retarded hole

All of them are profoundly cognitively disabled.



Why would anyone assume the P isn’t part of the acronym? (Apart from the fact that nobody puts the P in the acronym for a podcast name.)


Oh.

As the gal who showed me this says, “I am offended by women this aggressively stupid.” Of course they describe their guest Girl Friday as “brilliant.” Even worse? That bitch is a paralegal. She deserves to have her qualifications revoked.

These are Nick’s people. And the shit for brains liar and perv deserves no better.

 

[Vibralldo]

SEAN!-ing

I don't think Nick wants to call the guy who stated that Nick won't serve jail time retarded.

 

[Folgers Can]

“Maybe Nick did do something, I dunno,” and “Maybe Nick’s screwed, who knows?” ... Et tu, Melton?

All in due time:

Send me the proof. Send me the stuff to bury Nick. I'm waiting. I'm into it.
Let's get rid of this nerd. Enough's enough.

[L]

Hackamania, everybody! Just $250 and you get to meet nerd "friend" of the show, Nick Rekieta!

 

[Vibralldo]

All of them are profoundly cognitively disabled.

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Why would anyone assume the P isn’t part of the acronym? (Apart from the fact that nobody puts the P in the acronym for a podcast name.)

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Oh.

As the gal who showed me this says, “I am offended by women this aggressively stupid.” Of course they describe their guest Girl Friday as “brilliant.” Even worse? That bitch is a paralegal. She deserves to have her qualifications revoked.

These are Nick’s people. And the shit for brains liar and perv deserves no better.

I'm watching more

"So, like the like illegal access stuff makes like no sense because like April was like married to Aaron and sometimes like married couples will like share passwords"

"People are saying like Nick's brain is like mush now cuz he like did like drugs, but I like think it's very like strategic and it like is not unauthorized access"

Comically retarded holes

 

[AnOminous]

Hackamania, everybody! Just $250 and you get to meet nerd "friend" of the show, Nick Rekieta!

So this greasy pedophile is openly willing to snake on Nick for a mere $250.

 

[Vibralldo]

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These ladies are unwatchable

 

[AnOminous]

These ladies are unwatchable

They're literally retarded and should be in a home. Who watches this shit?

Definitely dumb cunts.

Almost reminding me of Dorothy Parker's epigram: "You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think."

 

[Vibralldo]

They're literally retarded and should be in a home. Who watches this shit?

Thirsty ass niggas

 

[Captain Manning]

Skelly you didn't know how your daughter got into cocaine and you didn't even know how much coke you had lying around.
Shut the fuck up about modern Internet bullshit that people forget they signed up to.

Here's the thing...

I think he DOES know how she got into the cocaine. He certainly knew she was gonna test positive before she did. We know that from the documents MNPR got. We also know, from Coomalot, that he believes cocaine has medicinal values.

Put them together, and I think he and/Kayla "dosed" her. I know that's a horrible thing to assume, but he is such an evil piece of shit, and I'm tired of giving him the benefit of the doubt on anything. He doesn't deserve it. I've gone back and forth on this, and now I'm solidly in the "intentional" camp.

I just don't think he's quite figured out what lie to go with. The cop touching her head is scientifically impossible, and he seems to have backed off that. That leaves him with either "Aaron did it" or "I don't know." The former is asking for Aaron to sue him, and the latter makes him seem totally incompetent as a parent. Tough call for him, I guess.

Together with how the kids went unfed and unwashed, he's a child abuser. Fuck him. He should count himself lucky people don't assume he did even worse things (yet).

From Pretty Fat Antisocial chat, Nick claims ALL MARRIED PEOPLE CHEAT:

My parents never did.

Anybody else here have genuinely monogamous parents?

These dumb cunts have that other dumb cunt Girl Friday on their show.

But... but... they're "All-Star moms" who are completely unbiased...

 

[DemsBNutz]

If true i think the farms might need a new award for "Joint by a lawsuit?" Or "When Pe-do's Cry??"

My primary hope is that if the feds are on this they will also look into Melton, because he bragged about having access and downloading or even sharing some files. That fat greaseball having his harddrives under a fed microscope because of Nick's gay feud with Aaron would be an absolute jackpot.

 

[Allied-Mastercomputer]

Comically retarded holes

Something deep inside me tells me that these women’s opinions are worthless and I shouldn’t listen to them.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

But... but... they're "All-Star moms" who are completely unbiased...

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Excuse you, they are "mom's" and not capital-L "Lawyers." Bc "mom's" don't "have a bias," unlike "Lawyers."

So much stupidity jammed in so few words.

 

[Vibralldo]

Something deep inside me tells me that these women’s opinions are worthless and I shouldn’t listen to them.

Something deep inside you is correct

 

[Sloppa]

All in due time:

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[L]

Hackamania, everybody! Just $250 and you get to meet nerd "friend" of the show, Nick Rekieta!

Is this "melton" or "Vito" or someone else? My brain has just lumped all the late 30s, ACK-ACK pedophiles into one generic person; a dumpy sadsack who should be manning an Ipad repair stall in a Walmart.

 

[Folgers Can]

Who watches this shit?

Typically around 2K to 3K unique viewers per show, but this one's sure to be a massive blowout now that they've been graced by the "Rekieta Bump" hundreds of thousands of followers strong:







...oh.

If rustling up these three retards to interrupt their sentences with "like" about 200 times per hour is the best Nick can do to influence public perception of the RP case, this might as well be considered Cuckster's Last Stand.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Typically around 2K to 3K unique viewers per show, but this one's sure to be a massive blowout now that they've been graced by the "Rekieta Bump" hundreds of thousands of followers strong:

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...oh.

If rustling up these three retards to interrupt their sentences with "like" about 200 times per hour is the best Nick can do to influence public perception of the RP case, this might as well be considered Cuckster's Last Stand.

Now I'm not one to make wild predictions or anything, but the way this sort of thing usually goes with spiraling drug addled retards is that friends quickly become enemies. I give it about three months.

 

[BathTubShine]

Thanks to all KarenFarmers who have the strenght to go through the fat holes podcast and provide us with the interesting parts. Tried to listen the dumb cunts for a minute and had to tap out myself.

pedoMelton on full damage control will never stop being funny, even after the correct timeline of "illegal access"-events has been established as a FACT now he still thinks that "it was just a bit" will save him from NICK's OWN fuck up.

"Time to acid wash them hard-drives full of Aarons children stuff my new fat e-daddy! Don't worry Pedolton, we will overcome this with ease, I'm an expert at Law just ask the dumb holes podcast!
Cheers, see you at Hackamania!"

 

[Vibralldo]

Is this "melton" or "Vito" or someone else? My brain has just lumped all the late 30s, ACK-ACK pedophiles into one generic person; a dumpy sadsack who should be manning an Ipad repair stall in a Walmart.

This is Melton, the guy that made AI voice clones of Aaron's underage kids and joked about how Aaron's underaged daughter had a "cupholder" if he flipped her upside down

Nick's super chatted hundreds of dollars to him, shared Aaron's breached emails with him, and begged the court to let him go to Melton's Hackamania event.

He's basically Nick's best friend right now, so if he turns then Nick will have to find a new Anti-Aaron community to join (maybe PAS)