Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

Something Awful said:
It's just like the time Lucas lied about being swatted by the Kiwi Farms, and used his GFM money for drugs, a luxury apartment, and subsequent luxury rehab. Don't think too hard about it, we just need to heal and move past it as a community.
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Catboys: "You stole $100,000 from people who were trying to help you."
Keffals: "That's right, and I forgive you."
 
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Did you know Lucas is still on Twitter?

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But he's not REALLY on Twitter, because instead of posting on Twitter, he posts in a special channel on his Discord, and then someone else reposts it on Twitter using the Keffals account.


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He does this to avoid triggering his very real PTSD (he got the PTSD high score), which is associated with posting on social media.

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Captain Retard said:
New scam incoming? Keffals is planning to release a book regarding the cow's adventures during the GFM scam era,
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Tragi-Chan said:
Assuming he actually does, and this is not just another fundraiser that will vanish up his snoot, I can’t see it going well for him. He’s incapable of self-reflection or personal responsibility. He’ll just write a bunch of lies that make him out to be the victim, whereupon everyone will call him out for it.

Besides, what kind of story is it? “I’m a tranny streamer, I did fart porn, a eunuch rapist recruited me to take a website down, we failed, it backfired and now I’m an ageing fat junkie nobody.” Yeah, that’s a bestseller right there.
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Does this mean we should prepare for another #DKF struggle?
 
A. G. Peak said:
A psychologist would tell you that completely avoiding triggers is unsustainable and will only reinforce symptoms. That's assuming he actually has PTSD and isn't faking it to legitimize his GoFundMe scam .
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They knocked on the door and politely asked questions once he woke up. I mean that sounds super scary but PTSD? Na.
 
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It's mooing time.
The cow will stay in Canada for a couple months hence the green screen. The cow also announced some discord anti troll measures (it is watching a moron screaming at the discord)
It also almost had a Xanderhal moment (ie losing the phone).

The cow reacted to someone asked it to cover the udders. And now it's talking about boobs. Sigh...

Interesting tidbit. Dead Domain and Keffals worked together for a Brianna Wu expose.
 
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Captain Retard said:
Interesting tidbit. Dead Domain and Keffals worked together for a Brianna Wu expose.
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Here's the clip of him mentioning the Wu exposé. I like how he copes that it's not drama.


I can't go into details right now about all of the specifics, but the reason I brought it back is because I am anticipating that there's going to be pushback for something that I'm involved in.

Um, if any of you know the trans creator Dead Domain, she is currently working on an exposé of Brianna Wu, and I am... I've contributed, because I worked very closely with her and was friends for her... friends with her for years, and her behavior makes me sick.

I don't wanna get into any of the specifics, and you'll have to wait for the video to come out. [sighs] But I wi- I am expecting that there's going to be, like, harassment towards me and this community for what I'm about to drop.

I think the difference is this time, though, is this is not really drama, because her impact on the trans community is very real and very negative. She has a lot of money and connections, and people need to know all of the stuff behind the scenes that I have been made aware of because I worked with her closely.

And, um, she actually... She was actually in the process of hiring me, too, um, which I'm sure the video will get into. But I can't really reveal anything more than that.
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Here's a bonus clip of Keffals telling a pre-op MtF to have a silicone mold of his dick made so he can "fuck [himself]" after his surgery. Not a fetish, btw.


Can a trans woman who's gonna do bottom surgery promise to do something for me that I wish I could have done, that I d- I, I'll never get a chance to? 'Cause I, I really wish I did it.

I just need... I, I'm not telling, I'm not telling you until I get a promise from a trans woman who actually wants bottom surgery in the chat. 'Cause, like, this is something I deeply regret.

You'll do it? Okay. I need you to get a silicone mold made of your erect penis so you can have it turned into a dildo, so the next time someone tells you to fuck yourself, you literally can.

I regret not doing that. I really wish I did that, and I'll never have a chance to do that.
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he's still suing the police who proved beyond a reasonable doubt that they did not storm his house with guns blazing, woke him up with an assault rifle to his face, politely asked him what the fuck was going on and didn't misgender him because if you don't tell all aspects of the government that you cut your dick off and changed your name that they default to your last known alias?
 
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Dizzyuntildeath said:
he's still suing the police who proved beyond a reasonable doubt that they did not storm his house with guns blazing, woke him up with an assault rifle to his face, politely asked him what the fuck was going on and didn't misgender him because if you don't tell all aspects of the government that you cut your dick off and changed your name that they default to your last known alias?
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I think he's going to do the cheapest possible thing in the Canadian court, watch it get thrown out then cry about them hating troons while going, "but I sued them so I definitely didn't snort that 100,000k up my nose, see?"
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
I think he's going to do the cheapest possible thing in the Canadian court, watch it get thrown out then cry about them hating troons while going, "but I sued them so I definitely didn't snort that 100,000k up my nose, see?"
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I know I'm late on catching up, but is there a post about what he ended up doing with his luxury apartment that he never actually occupied? If it's where I think it was, that was a massive chunk of change, he likely sublet it though
 
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