DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[dent_whisperer]

It wasn't just absurd that he'd be capable of doing an 8 month snaking operation, that much everyone knows is already impossible.

It was double, triple nigger impossible that he would snake someone like fucking PPP. We're talking about a guy who has fans like Derish and KGhaleon and cries when watching fucking Scrooge McDuck thinking anyone would believe he would be able to snake someone like PPP.

Maybe he thought people would buy it because he technically does snake his "differently abled" audience, his parents and his wife regularly but him even thinking people would believe he snaked PPP was just beyond parody.

The most hilarious part of it all is that Phil didn't even bother to remove messages that made him look like a complete fucking dumb ass. Most people when they are trying to present you with a side of a story intended to show them in the best possible light will go through texts and selectively delete the ones that make them look like retards. I have to give some credence to the theory that he's an actual fucking alien because no other human on the planet would look at those messages and think there's nothing wrong with them.

 

[MomentumShafted]

Yeah, he’s going to be back to drama in a huge way if we don’t step it up (cough @neger psykolog cough) tomorrow. Wall-to-wall drama segments and promos on doo-ty and PPP ().

I've beeen lurking the forums just reading posts and not bothering to post, but he does come off as a "Ryan" typa fella lmao. And when in history has he ever just left the forums, and never interacted with them in the slightest. Hopefully he rips that velcro open, cause Phil could really use it, he really really could.

 

[Iron Hamster]

"Peh·pr·uhn·SEE·nee peppers"
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I'm like zero percent Italian and even I know that's pronounced wrong

It is the correct Polish pronunciation.

It's still hilarious though because DSP goes through a cycle where he insists that he has changed and then a few days later insists that he is still the same.

He has literally done it in the same sentence


New interpretive pictorial in Phail history:

 

[Baklava]

Man, Phil really hates video games. He paywalls gameplay by throwing a tantrum until he gets money to buy pizza. Surprised there aren't gay feeders or findom fetishists jumping on this shit. He handles his business like a washed-up camwhore.

 

[San Dimas High School]

The most hilarious part of it all is that Phil didn't even bother to remove messages that made him look like a complete fucking dumb ass. Most people when they are trying to present you with a side of a story intended to show them in the best possible light will go through texts and selectively delete the ones that make them look like retards. I have to give some credence to the theory that he's an actual fucking alien because no other human on the planet would look at those messages and think there's nothing wrong with them.

There would have been no messages left to leak. I'm not trying to be a smart ass either.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

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The headphones are $250 Amazon and they have the option to pay $50/mo for 5 months interest free.

I have the wired version of these headphones and if you have large ears the padding isn't large enough so your ears will rub against the headphones, which in long term hurt them.

As with every logitech product the plastic used for the hinges is cheap as fuck (which is a joke for something that expensive) so they'll break after 6month of use.

For the sound it's not that bad, just the usual 7.1 audio, but you have to make your own settings as the ones that come in the logitech g hub are atrocious with way too much bass.

Concerning the software itself, it's absolutely dogshit. By default the settings are different for each game and you have to check a box in the app to have the same settings everywhere.

TLDR he bought the deluxe version of a crappy headset.

 

[Iron Hamster]

For his birthday, he gets the best meal ever cooked by his wife.
For her birthday, they order some "stupid" food. he gets a ch'king sandwich with extra mayo then cries about it

ftfy

When Khet's been downstairs eating TacoTime with the windows shut all day and the smell is starting to drift upstairs
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Going to get myself into stage 9 diabetes and a-log Jack Scalfani via Facebook while they're amputating my limbs.

You can throw gagliardi in there since he allegedly just lost a digit or two.

Reminder that Philip Burnell is a "man" who has only recently discovered the joys of daily showering after his mancrush LTG told him to "work on his sexy." A few days after he started showering daily he even bragged about it, saying how "refreshed" he feels now, acting like he just discovered the cure to fucking cancer.

He ain't showering daily.

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[EmpGulcasa]

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What has them rebelling this time?

 

[shekelshoah666]

That deep dish pizza looks fucking nasty. This is gonna be a kino Devour.

Can't even eat the wings because they would be too messy LMAO.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

What has them rebelling this time?

Phil lecturing them that they are all racist for hating the black lady video game.

They were also rioting when Phil went on a 15+ minute explanation for why he needed to buy new headphones.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

When Khet's been downstairs eating TacoTime with the windows shut all day and the smell is starting to drift upstairs
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This is easily the most bizarre look I've ever seen. I'm fairly certain that facial muscles can't even move like that.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Heaven help me


E: Gout verdict:
Crazy Bread 3.5/5
Pretzel Pizza: 3.75/5
Detroit Pizza Hut: 2.25/5
I guess "health" is now a factor in his scores (LOL). Where does crazy bread cost $8? I can get them for 4 bucks near me.

 

[Niggernerd]

When Khet's been downstairs eating TacoTime with the windows shut all day and the smell is starting to drift upstairs
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I AM A ADULT STREAMER! NOT A CHILDREN'S ENTERTAINER!! MEEEE REEEE

 

[PetiteDragon43]

How is this still a debate in 2025? This faggot doesn't give a FUCK about video games. He just wants to throw some slop on and get paid for it. He's the equivalent of a day care teacher. Except both the parents AND the kids owe him money. But even then it can't be understated how much of a poseur, grifter, and scumbag Phil is. Like how have we gone nearly two decades and he can't just admit he's just a greedy slimeball?

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Where does crazy bread cost $8? I can get them for 4 bucks near me.

Doordash

 

[Chiefbingoball]

I have the wired version of these headphones and if you have large ears the padding isn't large enough so your ears will rub against the headphones, which in long term hurt them.

As with every logitech product the plastic used for the hinges is cheap as fuck (which is a joke for something that expensive) so they'll break after 6month of use.

For the sound it's not that bad, just the usual 7.1 audio, but you have to make your own settings as the ones that come in the logitech g hub are atrocious with way too much bass.

Concerning the software itself, it's absolutely dogshit. By default the settings are different for each game and you have to check a box in the app to have the same settings everywhere.

TLDR he bought the deluxe version of a crappy headset.

As he always does.

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

Where does crazy bread cost $8? I can get them for 4 bucks near me.

Where the fuck do you think?

If Phil went to the Little Caesar's at 203 S 2nd St, Renton, WA 98057 and picked the order up himself, he'd pay the $4.

But Phil gets DoorDash like the mouth drooler he is, and pays a hidden $3.22 fee, on top of the total order fees.

$4 vs. $7.22

 

[Mature Adult]

Again, DSP really wants you to think he doesn't doordash 3-4 times a week. All that begging like a crackhead just to eat fast food pizza. 2 pizzas and bread. Either he's a fat ass and eats all of it or it immediately goes into the trash bin.

 

[Chiefbingoball]

I AM A ADULT STREAMER! NOT A CHILDREN'S ENTERTAINER!! MEEEE REEEE
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[RainJacketAndShorts]

Regarding the new headphones saga, when was the last time he used his neckphones on stream? Must have been 2+ years ago now at this point but I miss how retarded it made him look as if he had a toilet seat around his head. Didn't he also buy (or plan to buy) a pair for khat too? so gimicky

Heaven help me
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Not the first time this comparison has been made in this thread btw