Celebrity Meghan Markle / Rachel Meghan Markle / Meghan, Duchess of Sussex / Meghan Sussex / The Alliterate One - Markle Snarkle

[gobbles]

I love that few things are more quintessentially British than jam, and Meghan took that challenge and FAILED. God, her hubris is limitless.

For what it’s worth, apparently the Duchy of Cornwall continues to sell jams and spreads through Waitrose, and they’re only £2. The thick cut marmalade looks awesome.

Also, it is impossible to find (real) currants in the US. Everything is just repackaged raisins. Does England still have currants, or are they disappearing there, too?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Also, it is impossible to find (real) currants in the US.

I see them frequently at the Union Square farmers market in NY.

Harry’s lawyer claimed in court Tuesday that he and Meghan “felt forced” to stop being working royals because “they were not being protected by the institution.” So now their “freedom flight” was not taken willingly? They have no agency? Funny that H is now trying to scrape back the literal protection they indeed did provide them. Just tell the truth: You wanted all the perks of being royalty while exploiting the monarchy for cash.




If he felt his family was already in so much danger post-departure, why did he make things worse by boasting of and dehumanizing his Taliban kills? I would bet anything he did this because he thought (perhaps M planted the seed; she no doubt egged him on) that if he escalated the threat then the UK government would have no choice but to give them armed security free of charge.



Speaking of Taliban, they won’t like this either:

 

[RandomUserSperglet]

Also, it is impossible to find (real) currants in the US. Everything is just repackaged raisins. Does England still have currants, or are they disappearing there, too?

Red and black currant bushes thrive in Ireland. Can't imagine it'd be different in the UK. Kinda sad they never became popular in the US.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Also, it is impossible to find (real) currants in the US. Everything is just repackaged raisins. Does England still have currants, or are they disappearing there, too?

Red and black currant bushes thrive in Ireland. Can't imagine it'd be different in the UK. Kinda sad they never became popular in the US.

I think you're confused. Red/black currants are entirely different plants than the dried currants used in baking, which literally are just raisins from a small grape variety. It's not some bullshit American substitute because the same kind of small raisin is called a currant in the UK too.

Also speaking of black currants and jam, I've become a big fan of Tiptree. The black currant makes a 10/10 PBJ.

 

[obsdj]

thick cut marmalade

I love everything about those words. It must really give Meghan the shits that Charles has been so successful with his brand without ever posting a cloying, self-serving IG reel of himself drizzling his jam while wearing white.

 

[Concerned Citizen]

Thanks ever so much for making this thread. Tatttle.life is impossible when you don't have a login.

A click bait article:
EXCLUSIVE: Henpecked Harry 'Slapped With Sex Ban' and 'Banished to Separate Bedroom' by Diva Duchess Wife Meghan for 'Failing to Make Her Fairytale A-List Dream Come True'


Archive

The Royal Grift: Obsessions Of A Female Flounder With Meghan Markle

Celtic Views: SINISTER CONNECTION -DID PRINCE HARRY WANT TO BE WORSHIPPED IN AFRICA LIKE HIS GRANDFATHER?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEKh2NYkPb4

https://x.com/unreMARKLEble/status/1909749154131161507

 

[Yakka Hula]

I disagree - her dream was to be an A list Hollywood celebrity and her half in/half out proposal was rejected. She wanted to be profiled and give interviews in all the high profile fashion magazines and continue to submit blind items about Catherine while playing the victim. She wanted to be top dog but would be forever relegated to curtsying to Catherine (and the blood princesses, because Andrew is a priss).

Fair point; she’s so far up her own ass thinking she’s A list. Amazing that she had access to Hollywood via her father, and still couldn’t see that she didn’t/doesn’t have enough charisma and talent to do better than a cable show no one had heard of until she snagged that balding dimwit.

Swear I remember hearing that QEII was willing to let her continue acting while working as a royal though. Might have imagined that.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Harry was dramatically rushed out of court after one of the Sussex squad lost her mind and had a deranged outburst.

The bespectacled supporter – a diminutive, shaven-headed black woman who looked in her 50s – had attracted attention after arriving late to the public gallery, and repeatedly shifting in her seat and fiddling and fidgeting with two phones and a notebook.

When the hearing broke so the public and press could leave, before a ‘secret’ session involving security details could begin, Langdown and the other bodyguard ensured that as the Duke was led out of the room at the Royal Courts of Justice, they were between him and the woman.

As he passed her, within touching distance, the woman suddenly shouted out, indistinctly, what appeared to be ‘I support you Prince Harry’.

As the Duke was hurried out, the woman turned to the press gallery and said: ‘If you’re members of the press, you’re the reason he’s not in England.’

She was then kept to one side by a member of court security, before being led out of the building, away from members of the public.

I’m so glad it wasn’t a Sussex critic who acted like this. Will be interested to see how he and Megsy spin this.

 

[Constellationzero]

Markle is never gonna be anything but a garden variety NIGGER. She's mad because:

Spoiler: When the Royals and everyone else wakes up tomorrow morning?

THEY

ARE

STILL

WHITE!

 

[Simpers]

She’s still trying to troll for sympathy with this “health scare” crap just like she did with he miscarriage.

The only time I’ve felt sympathy for Markle was when I saw her hair at her wedding.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Meghan showing how dishonest and out of touch she is in an interview with Fortune:

“At the moment, all of our products are currently made in the U.S., so we don’t anticipate tariffs affecting us directly,” Meghan told Fortune. “But as we look at the larger context of how this is going to affect the consumer day to day, I’m very grateful that in part of the conception of this brand, I wanted to create products that look more prestige, but are more accessible and affordable. I think during any time of recession, people still want to find creature comforts, items that can bring them joy.”

First, there is nothing “prestige” about her TJMaxx shit. Second, there is nothing “affordable” about a $15 mix (no eggs or butter included) to make $2 worth of crepes.

She also reveals that she was sending homemade jam to senior Netflix executives for years before one of them said she should “teach people how to do this.” The cluelessness is off the charts.

 

[Random Internet Person]

It’s always interesting to see such cow like behavior IRL. I feel like the only thing missing would be Meghan going off and seething about how Meghan is more popular than she is.

I guess Bowling for Soup was right.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Harry’s barrister closed her arguments today by saying Harry’s “life is at stake.” Petulant Harry was throwing tantrums in court too:



So far his case has cost UK taxpayers over £500,000. I’m sure Meghan finds that as “accessible and affordable” as her overpriced wares.

Speaking of which, my favorite columnist Maureen Callahan got her hands on the stuff and her review is as killer as I’d expected. It’s behind their paywall but here’s an archived gift link.

 

[obsdj]

Prince Harry at one stage appeared to throw his pen down in exasperation and pull a face expressing disbelief.

Oh. A biro. Wow.

That's for my fellow spergers who read the book.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Oh. A biro. Wow.

That's for my fellow spergers who read the book.

But it wasn’t just any biro, she pointed out. It had a tiny rubber fish wrapped around it.

I said: Oh. A fish biro! OK.

I told myself: That is cold-blooded.

Imagine being this upset that your elderly relative (Princess Margaret) got you a fish pen during the family’s annual exchange of gag gifts on Christmas Eve. It’s amazing this organism lived past the age of 12.

Which is why I don’t buy any of the BS about M and H being “so hot for each other.” No non-degenerate woman can feel attracted to a man who’s taken on the role of her son. No non-degenerate men are turned on by an emasculating harpy role-playing his mother. Incest is contrary to human nature. I’m sure she did it enough to lock him down and reproduce, but there’s no way these two still fuck.

 

[obsdj]

Imagine being this upset that your elderly relative (Princess Margaret) got you a fish pen during the family’s annual exchange of gag gifts on Christmas Eve. It’s amazing this organism lived past the age of 12.

"Oh. A biro. Wow" was later repeated more than once in the book as one of his conceits, just like "Trust me. I'll keep you safe" re: Meghan. Presumably his ghostwriter thought the callbacks would make him look relatable, or something.

 

[AssignedEva]

Just fucking why lol

That's so funny to me because nothing about it suggests NYE or even any form of occasion dressing. It reads "woman's gone to the pub after work on a hot summer's day; took blazer off and put it in her backpack".

I think you're confused. Red/black currants are entirely different plants than the dried currants used in baking, which literally are just raisins from a small grape variety. It's not some bullshit American substitute because the same kind of small raisin is called a currant in the UK too.

Also speaking of black currants and jam, I've become a big fan of Tiptree. The black currant makes a 10/10 PBJ.

I get the impression there's a bit of a language gap going on there - I didn't read it like they were complaining about a lack of currants and sultanas in fruitcake, but rather than the flavour of blackcurrant isn't popular in the US - purple in America tends to be grape rather than blackcurrant. IIRC blackcurrants can spread some sort of tree disease that harms some American native trees so growing blackcurrants was banned for half of the 20th century, and thus the flavour (and use of jam) isn't known so well over there.

 

[Potatis Salad]

Red and black currant bushes thrive in Ireland. Can't imagine it'd be different in the UK. Kinda sad they never became popular in the US.

They didn't fail to catch on in the US, they were banned in 1911 because they harbor a fungus that was infecting pine trees being grown for lumber. All of the currant crops in the country were destroyed.

Now we know that currants can't transmit the fungus to pines unless they're growing right next to the trees. The Federal ban has been lifted, but some states still have restrictions in place. Blackcurrants are so delicious, I would love to see them become known and available in the US again. Plenty of Americans have never even heard of them.

 

[RavioliHabit]

Fair point; she’s so far up her own ass thinking she’s A list. Amazing that she had access to Hollywood via her father, and still couldn’t see that she didn’t/doesn’t have enough charisma and talent to do better than a cable show no one had heard of until she snagged that balding dimwit.

I'm still laughing about Harry cornering Bob Iger, "You know she does voiceovers, right?"
"Oh, really? I did not know that."
*visibly turns to try and talk to someone else*

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I'm still laughing about Harry cornering Bob Iger, "You know she does voiceovers, right?"
"Oh, really? I did not know that."
*visibly turns to try and talk to someone else*

It was Iger’s wife Willow Bay who was like “Da fuq?”

Seeing M talk to Beyonce and Jay Z there, it’s amazing how few big names helped her launch her brand. She knows so many, calls them friends, yet almost none of them wanted to be involved.

Jessica Mulroney must be pleased.