Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

In that video, Keffals man tits look so much like a fat man's ass with him trying show troon cleavage, I was half expecting to hear king ass ripper style farts brapping forth from his chest every time he was swaying side to side.

Button your fucking shirt up Lucas. Ain't nobody wanna see that shit.
 
> "I'm back, but this time no more drama"
> starts drama again
> claims he is being harassed and can't handle it anymore
> begs for money
> disappears for a few months
> spends all the money on drugs
> repeat

You'd think his simps would pick up on it after the first few times
Sometimes I wonder if I should just quit my job to exploit retards like that
 
wheres the money?

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I'm putting my Coach Coin on a Brianna Wu TKO in the 4th quarter of this year. Lucas will come out swinging with a retarded video or some shit and Featherfoot Flynt will bob and weave with his patented, "I feel so sorry for her and wish her the best, I know how hard it is growing up in the deep south and have suffered the worst you could imagine". Eventually Lucas will keep getting fucked up and eventually fall over on stream, then the ref will just have to call it.
 
> "I'm back, but this time no more drama"
> starts drama again
> claims he is being harassed and can't handle it anymore
> begs for money
> disappears for a few months
> spends all the money on drugs
> repeat

You'd think his simps would pick up on it after the first few times
Sometimes I wonder if I should just quit my job to exploit retards like that
I haven't checked up on Lucas in a minute and this right here is why. This dude is so predictable its actually mystifying why anyone would continue to support him.
 
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Keffals tweeted about the support he was recieving. He also claims to be working out to "throw twinks across the gym." Also great job pushing your plastic chest together. Nobody besides your retarded fans and chasers are falling for that.

EDIT : Also check this out.
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Keffals is seeing a psychiatrist and apologizes for his "actions." What in particular Keffals?
 
You'll do it? Okay. I need you to get a silicone mold made of your erect penis so you can have it turned into a dildo, so the next time someone tells you to fuck yourself, you literally can.
Keffals LITERALLY has no idea what the age of the person in his chat is who he is saying this to, and more likely than not he has minors watching. This makes me think of those logs you'd see on To Catch A Predator with the pedo making some really creepy embarrassing requests of the decoy

Edit: replying to that pic @Polentic posted. EWWW WHAT THE FUCK KEFFALS, brush your fucking hair and PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP SHOWING "CLEAVAGE" I THREW UP IN MY MOUTH. EWWWW WTF this picture alone is 100x worse than the shit you see in the other tranny threads. So I went and got the full picture to see the horror full-res lol SUFFAH FELLOW KIWIS
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Keffals LITERALLY has no idea what the age of the person in his chat is who he is saying this to, and more likely than not he has minors watching. This makes me think of those logs you'd see on To Catch A Predator with the pedo making some really creepy embarrassing requests of the decoy

Edit: replying to that pic @Polentic posted. EWWW WHAT THE FUCK KEFFALS, brush your fucking hair and PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP SHOWING "CLEAVAGE" I THREW UP IN MY MOUTH. EWWWW WTF this picture alone is 100x worse than the shit you see in the other tranny threads. So I went and got the full picture to see the horror full-res lol SUFFAH FELLOW KIWIS
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Good fucking lord man.

His hair looks fried, he's got that fluoride stare, he does the tranny smirk, but it doesn't even look like a smirk, and even if it was, the smile in no way reaches the eyes. Heathen wearing a crucifix, cleavage attempting to be shown but nappy hair is all over it. Picture is attempting to look sort of messy like he didn't take a dozen pictures trying to get one he didn't hate.

Unironically one of the worst pictures of Lucas.
 
Gross. Can we please put spoilers on gross tranny goo-bag tits, please?

Brianna Wu VS Lucas pissing match coming up, huh? That was almost surprising how fast Lucas dove dick-first into drama and accusing others of being a detriment to the image of the trans community, again.

There's no psychologist or therapist, there was never even an actual swatting. Stupid faggot somehow doesn't realize in this very thread (I'm sure he's reading) it's all archived of him and his ex boyfriend clearly reminiscing in a lighthearted manner and changing crucial details of the story of the morning the evil transphobic constable Mcfriendly, knocking on his door to ask about alleged crimes. No mental health professional would ever advise him to dive back into all the shit that led to his alleged "PTSD" and rehab. Not to mention no attorney would ever advise him to discuss details of on ongoing legal matter in a public setting.

Nothing Lucas does surprises me at this point. The reality simply hit him if he left streaming, stirring shit and kicking the hornets nests he'd have to get a real job. No socialist/commie can ever handle a real job, he gave up at being a man a decade ago, he lacks the willpower to be able to wait tables or even a desk job.
 
Keffals LITERALLY has no idea what the age of the person in his chat is who he is saying this to, and more likely than not he has minors watching. This makes me think of those logs you'd see on To Catch A Predator with the pedo making some really creepy embarrassing requests of the decoy

Edit: replying to that pic @Polentic posted. EWWW WHAT THE FUCK KEFFALS, brush your fucking hair and PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP SHOWING "CLEAVAGE" I THREW UP IN MY MOUTH. EWWWW WTF this picture alone is 100x worse than the shit you see in the other tranny threads. So I went and got the full picture to see the horror full-res lol SUFFAH FELLOW KIWIS
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That hairline though.
 
You'd think his simps would pick up on it after the first few times
Judging by his rapidly declining numbers (which were shit to begin with) they are:
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Keffals is seeing a psychiatrist and apologizes for his "actions." What in particular Keffals?
Replies are a mix weighed mostly in favour of shitting on Keffals. Of course his head capo Tipster makes an appearance to kiss the ring:
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ETA: My shitty screencap extension messed up the reply capture, here's the full Tipster simping:
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Lucas didn't want to coem back, but obviously he doesn't want to work, and his idiot fans provide him with a minimum wage, so...

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I'm sure that will work out. *does an epic Brianna Wu takedown video*

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Lucas wants to get into "cybersecurity". They need people who are unable to actually work due to crippling laziness fibromyalgia and used Linux Ubuntu once, right?
 
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