Kaylyn Saucedo / Kaylyn Dicksion / MarzGurl - Orangutan-armed Clout Chaser, Creator of #KickVic, Crowdfund Grifter, Made a Tribute to a Rapist, RIP Siren

LOL She really did crashed out !!!
Imagine being this super old, super ugly, super useless with no possible career options, and depending on a super cucked beaner to put up with your bullshit.

She must be really sure that beaner is her slave to continue pulling her idiot cunt capers.
 
Imagine being this super old, super ugly, super useless with no possible career options, and depending on a super cucked beaner to put up with your bullshit.

She must be really sure that beaner is her slave to continue pulling her idiot cunt capers.
Whatever job he has with his Drama AS degree is all they got for income, unless she's doing um.. behind the scene pill scheme... He'll never leave her though, that cuck is stuck.
 
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"Please Give me a JOB !!! Only if it's in Japan" -Marzgurl 2025

Marzgurl will do anything to work in Japan. I guess that Funimation spot didn't work out really well, huh.

Also, writing or filming?
Probably why she kept that FamiKamen rider from that Sex pred on her page. lol
Because it was the only content that she wrote and filmed by herself.
Oh wait, I forgot about that 11 hour of Stalking Vic. lol


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"Please Give me a JOB !!! Only if it's in Japan" -Marzgurl 2025

Marzgurl will do anything to work in Japan. I guess that Funimation spot didn't work out really well, huh.

Also, writing or filming?
Probably why she kept that FamiKamen rider from that Sex pred on her page. lol
Because it was the only content that she wrote and filmed by herself.
Oh wait, I forgot about that 11 hour of Stalking Vic. lol


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For a Nihongo-phile, she sure is ignorant of Japan's work culture. Not like satirizing it has been the basis of tons of anime, tv shows, and movies or anything...
 
>studied some Japanese

Y'know I was told by my high school Japanese teacher that knowing your kanji is super important because you can't read books and newspapers there otherwise, and there's like a hundred thousand of kanji in their written language (okaaaay more like about 50,000, but there's still multiple ways to read many of them). Yes, some kanji are rarer than others, but my teacher saw enough archaic kanji out in the wild to know this and pass along to us that this is a lifetime dedication.

Also this is useless to even tell a delusional asocial hag about, but you will be expected to write/type in kanji if you're to get a decent-paying job in Japan. Google Translate and Papago aren't going to help you when you're on crunch time, and you'll have to study your kanji dictionary on your own time.

Also literally too fat to hire so she can't wear heels. They may-or-may-not say as such to her face.
 
Marzshit stop trying to make Japan happen. Japan isn't going to happen.

And on the 'studied' it's like how she used to say she 'attended college' hahah.
I'm sure those Japanese headhunters scouting for top-tier talent on Blusky will see her political sperging and say to themselves, "This obese, retarded white woman will save our company! Hire her immediately!"
 
"Please Give me a JOB !!! Only if it's in Japan" -Marzgurl 2025
The only Japanese sugar daddy dudes who want to deal with American chicks want really skinny types, not disgusting fat American whores. Imagine this dumb slut thinking she can monkey branch from her pathetic beaner manlet to some wealthy Japanese westaboo who wants an American, and this fatass whore thinks he'd be interested in the lowest tier of American slut, that is to say, a fatty.
 
"Please Give me a JOB !!! Only if it's in Japan" -Marzgurl 2025

Marzgurl will do anything to work in Japan. I guess that Funimation spot didn't work out really well, huh.

Also, writing or filming?
Probably why she kept that FamiKamen rider from that Sex pred on her page. lol
Because it was the only content that she wrote and filmed by herself.
Oh wait, I forgot about that 11 hour of Stalking Vic. lol


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There is no way in hell she's getting a work visa for Japan even if she was good at what she did.

She doesn't have a four year degree and that's strike 1.
She doesn't have 10 years of documented experience in her chosen field. That's strike 2.
She doesn't have the money to go in under an investment visa. That's strike 3.

Japan has some very stringent and strict immigration guidelines so unless she's willing to divorce her beaner manlet and find a Japanese man who's into shaved orangutans she's not going to work in Japan. It's literally not happening.

Also I've heard her attempt to speak Japanese. Her speech impediment makes it hard to understand what she's trying to say. Hell she's barely coherent in English.
 
She doesn't have a four year degree and that's strike 1.
She doesn't have 10 years of documented experience in her chosen field. That's strike 2.
She doesn't have the money to go in under an investment visa. That's strike 3.

add to that three elephants in the room; that she's completely unmotivated to make any effort, that she's past or rapidly approaching the cut-off age for a lot of "easy" work entries into Japan and that she has a spouse that'll need entry too.

edit: you did actually mention the cardboard husband, I'm just blind.
 
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add to that three elephants in the room; that she's completely unmotivated to make any effort, that she's past or rapidly approaching the cut-off age for a lot of "easy" work entries into Japan and that she has a spouse that'll need entry too.
She reminds me of high school kids who, back in the day, would go online and say, "I want to go to work in Japan when I graduate high school" because they were weebs and loved all things Japanese. They thought all it took was applying somewhere and they'd be in.

She doesn't have that excuse though. She's a no-talent hack with no skills or background to fall back on that she can use to get an actual job much less a career. And if she did manage to get herself a work visa and uproot herself and her husbando and go live and work in Glorious Nippon they would chew her up and spit her out so fast.

Besides she doesn't have the money to pay for her cat's medicine much less cash to go out and get something from DoorDash. How is she going to get two plane tickets there and find a place to live while negotiating daily life in Japan?

Sure I want to see it happen because it would be funny but... it's just not happening.
 
Most people forget that sad little cuck even exists. Even Armzy herself.

right!? such a non-entity even people picking on him flies under my radar. dude might as well be made of steam.

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girl how badly do you want to go? I will pay your attendance, flight and hotel as long as we share the room. :smug:
 
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And on the 'studied' it's like how she used to say she 'attended college' hahah.
Yeah, she took some language classes in Japan when she was there during a 2 week trip ages ago. It doesn't take much to figure out how much someone isn't going to learn from that, nevermind that she has done fuck all since to improve her Japanese.
She reminds me of high school kids who, back in the day, would go online and say, "I want to go to work in Japan when I graduate high school" because they were weebs and loved all things Japanese. They thought all it took was applying somewhere and they'd be in.
That's because she like many of her Channel Awesome alumni who never moved on, are emotionally stunted adults who still think they're teenagers.
 
Like they say about negroes.. Offended by everything, ashamed of nothing. That's right marz, just ask for a new car. Why not. I'd say this was a goof post but you know if someone said they would just hand her the money she'd take it and probably not even say thanks,. Although I imagine paperwork might take that offer up on the feet pics.
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