Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 14.4%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 110 24.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 80 18.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 184 41.4%

  • Total voters
    444
What?
Is she okay?
No, she’s profoundly cognitively disabled. Hence her being a Rekeita Balldo rider. Supposedly this dingbat is a paralegal too.
Maybe she thinks Nick is a genius because he has a decent following. Because after nearly a year of tweeting, she still can’t work out how to get a following for her Aaron obsession.

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Imagine being so low IQ that not even Melton fans or Aaron a-logs care that you exist.
 
He doesn't get April AND Kayla. Save some drug addled sluts unfit to be mothers for the rest of us.
Okay, okay...

Fapcop, you can only have one. Sorry.

Someone just sent me that dumb cunt Girl Friday’s Reddit history. She is absolutely deranged in her vendetta against Aaron. To wit:

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Stop using Jews as part of your self-described “war on Steel Toe,” you mongoloid whore.

Where is a walk-in oven when we really need one? Must have room for Nick too.
Oh, Aaron apparently also has a Nazi coin. Which means he's totally a Nazi.

(Seriously though, steel toe boots are literally for protecting your toes and are required in some professions. I always assumed Aaron was going for the blue collar angle, and not the Heil Hitler angle).
 
Steel Toe boots are literally for protecting your toes and are required in some professions. I always assumed Aaron was going for the blue collar angle, and not the Heil Hitler angle
That’s accurate and this lunatic has shit for brains. I recently saw Melton fans sperging about Aaron (supposedly) being a Nazi. That surprised me, since he just REALLY doesn’t seem like the type. After searching I could find no tweets or other content suggesting he’s one of the world’s smooth-brained Jew haters.

And of course this nitwit and the PAS twats are Coke Dad fans. Are ya winning, Nick?
 
Imagine working in a warehouse for 20 years, stacking pallets, driving forklifts, only to find out on reddit that you wearing steeltoe boots means you were a NAZI all along.
Instant identity crisis. The symbol of skinheads and Nazis are not steel toe boots, its the "Springerstiefel", (German for Paratrooper boots). Steeltoe boots are a symbol for the heavy industry and the worker class.

What a dumb fucking whore.
 
>steel toe boots
>Hate symbol
>Nazi

...
What?
Is she okay?
People let themselves get tricked into thinking that the okay hand sign, Pepe the frog, and fucking milk were all "nazi hate symbols," too.

Retards will believe anything if it lets them confirm something else that they already wanted to believe.
 
I recently saw Melton fans sperging about Aaron (supposedly) being a Nazi.
Oh, there's like two or three that do that here too. Especially that @Ohhamburgers sped.

And of course this nitwit and the PAS twats are Coke Dad fans. Are ya winning, Nick?
That's what I don't get.

Aaron has a thread here, so I guess I am legally obligated (under Kiwi law) to consider him a bit of a dork, but some of these people act like he's the reincarnation of Pol Pot.

Aaron seems to receive DSP levels of alogging. It's unhinged.

And hating him so much you throw in with Nick? Please, just KYS if you're gonna do that.

Imagine working in a warehouse for 20 years, stacking pallets, driving forklifts, only to find out on reddit that you wearing steeltoe boots means you were a NAZI all along.
Reminder: Hitler misappropriated the swastika too. He didn't invent it. Don't let Hitler continue to ruin things.

EDIT: Typo.
 
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What Nick did is... WAY beyond that. I dunno what you call it other than going completely batshit insane.
Nick was the shy nerd in school who never went wild with partying and drugs in college. Somebody gives him a taste for both in his middle age and to make up for the past he goes completely off the rails, no holds barred or stops on the Doomtrain because he was not inoculated against living like an irresponsible jagoff. It's like the guy who discovers steroids and HGH late in life and after he mysteriously dies, they find during autopsy that his liver is twice the size than it should be and it takes 3 people to pull it from the corpse.

Do not coddle your kids, kids!
 
Nick was the shy nerd in school who never went wild with partying and drugs in college. Somebody gives him a taste for both in his middle age and to make up for the past he goes completely off the rails, no holds barred or stops on the Doomtrain because he was not inoculated against living like an irresponsible jagoff. It's like the guy who discovers steroids and HGH late in life and after he mysteriously dies, they find during autopsy that his liver is twice the size than it should be and it takes 3 people to pull it from the corpse.

Do not coddle your kids, kids!
Nick is an example for why legal age for beer in Germany is 16. Learn with weak alcohol, get drunk, hate yourself, known your limit.
Nick never learned his limits until way too late into adulthood and apparently combined it with a weak personality leading to addiction.
 
Imagine working in a warehouse for 20 years, stacking pallets, driving forklifts, only to find out on reddit that you wearing steeltoe boots means you were a NAZI all along.
Instant identity crisis. The symbol of skinheads and Nazis are not steel toe boots, its the "Springerstiefel", (German for Paratrooper boots). Steeltoe boots are a symbol for the heavy industry and the worker class.

What a dumb fucking whore.
A heavy wooden box smashes onto your foot in the factory. luckily your steel toe does its job and prevents your foot from being broken.
"NAZI!" Screams your HR Karen who has you fired on the spot.
 
That’s accurate and this lunatic has shit for brains. I recently saw Melton fans sperging about Aaron (supposedly) being a Nazi. That surprised me, since he just REALLY doesn’t seem like the type. After searching I could find no tweets or other content suggesting he’s one of the world’s smooth-brained Jew haters.

And of course this nitwit and the PAS twats are Coke Dad fans. Are ya winning, Nick?

Equating “steeltoe” with nazism in this context is pretty dumb.

It’s mostly Doc Marten boots that were associated with skinheads, or other tall work boots (I think to look like paratrooper boots was the point), which may or may not have toe protectors, but Aaron was obviously going for the factory worker / contractor image than some 1970s European neo-nazi fashion reference.

However, there is a bit of a recurring theme of Aaron, let’s say, being proud of his German heritage and it has attracted such comments in the past.

Example:



2. At around 55:00 he did a funny segment trying to matchmake the PrettyMenopausal ladies with two dudes from the SadDadClubPodcast.
Credit where it’s due, that was a good bit.
 
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He only defends her because in his mind they both did the same things, and he doesn’t want her to realise he cheated on her and is desperate to do it again.
I think Nick is embarrassed that he wasn’t able to satisfy his wife and she went looking for validation, affection and arousal from someone who could. Despite what he says, Faggot Nick cares deeply about how strangers perceive him. He’d never cop to having been a disappointment to his wife.

Too bad April already spilled the beans about it on Twitter.
 
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