Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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So he likes that they spam or whatever Hendersonville food "page" Fatty is on?

"Guize they spam the absolute shit out of their socials, and other pages. I freaking love that guize. Show more food on my feed"

Also lmao in the video he just HAD to remind Tammy that the chicken is spicy. Back off bitch, you better fucking remember that's mine.
 
No hibachi place should be bicarbing (baking soda) their meat. It alters the flavor and gives it a spongy texture. It's for cheap Chinese take-out joints or people such as myself trying to recreate the Chinese take-out joint flavor at home.
Proper velveting is done with cornstarch rather than baking soda. Baking soda and egg whites are sometimes used but neither are recommended by cooks who know what they’re doing.
 
Jack promises in this video that he’s going to teach the world how velveting meat works. I can’t wait to see how he fucks this one up.
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He’s going to bake it in Dr Pepper

REZBEE LIDURALLY SAYZ BAYGING ZODA GAIZ THE AUTHOR IS AN ABSOLUTE IDIOT!
 
"Guize they spam the absolute shit out of their socials, and other pages. I freaking love that guize. Show more food on my feed"

Also lmao in the video he just HAD to remind Tammy that the chicken is spicy. Back off bitch, you better fucking remember that's mine.
Fatty is still LYING that he only has “one bite” on these Fat on the Gos. So yes one bite on each of those PUFAmaxxed slop.

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Fatty is still LYING that he only has “one bite” on these Fat on the Gos. So yes one bite on each of those PUFAmaxxed slop.

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it's funny that he thinks people will believe that. the guy has looked like a bowling ball forever now, we all know he eats like shit
 
I genuinely thought that this was his cooking for a bit, since the piles of stirfry just look fucking terrible. In fairness I should've known he didn't; they aren't burned to a crisp or clearly raw.

It is a testament to Jack's lack of any redeeming qualities that he can unerringly find the crappiest places I've ever seen when it comes to cooking.
 
Would love to see the reactions of other patrons as he took full flash photos of his plates.

I'm sure they appreciated any ambience or conversation of their own being interrupted by his cookie monster death rattles for the duration of his stay, as well. Hell - Who am I kidding? He probably does a loud, rambling review narration of every meal he has, including asking Tammy what grade he gave it.
 
I genuinely thought that this was his cooking for a bit, since the piles of stirfry just look fucking terrible. In fairness I should've known he didn't; they aren't burned to a crisp or clearly raw.

It is a testament to Jack's lack of any redeeming qualities that he can unerringly find the crappiest places I've ever seen when it comes to cooking.


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Jack does go on occasional struggle food binges... ( or gets off to Tammy carboloading)
 
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Why is there even a random fucking dog on that literally-designed-in-MSpaint thumbnail.
Fatty went through an entire phase of putting random AI animal pictures in his thumbnails on both channels, failing to realize that it seems to imply that the food may be dog or cat meat. I don't believe he ever addressed why he thought it was a good idea.
 
Fatty is still LYING that he only has “one bite” on these Fat on the Gos. So yes one bite on each of those PUFAmaxxed slop.

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One bite for Tammy maybe. Who the fuck is he kidding with this post. He really thinks people buy that blatant lie? They order all that food and he just takes 1 bite out of each? And then what, Tammy eats the rest? Goddamn she must eat a lot :)
 
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