Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[merrybrandybuck]

If you failed as male and are too weak to compete in the world, assume female role. The beta chimp classic.

Gotta love it when they are so autistic they give it all away and don't even realize what they are saying.

You might have meant this derisively but there's an army of troons fapping to this very concept as you speak.

The problem is that humans aren't chimps. Most species don't fuck the failed male, they kill it. There's no demand for a hideous ogre in a dress who's shitting from an axe wound in his crotch for humans either.

 

[judegdubey]

Does anyone feel like they would’ve been ultra degen if they were cis?​

https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/1jq4jtm/does_anyone_feel_like_they_wouldve_been_ultra/

https://archive.ph/jOUUJ

Double loss on this one, not only admitting we're right when we call trannies and homos degenerates..



But pissed off her fellow trannies by saying the quiet part out loud..

 

[Dr Bathroom]

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“My jokes aren’t particularly funny…”

At least they can pass at being a female comedian.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

“Binary” vs “non-binary” is also a binary. I don’t know what “isogender” or “exornormative” mean (neither does my spellcheck) but it sounds like they are also opposites. Lol at these self-important wordsmith philosophers who think they have escaped all categorization with their amazing language games. If they ever leave the online bubble they won’t even be “assigned” trans, people will just see a smelly, awkward specimen of their birth sex.

I always get a laugh at trannies talking about wanting to pass or stealth. Aside from that even blind people and animals can immediately clock them via voice or sight, by stating that they’re trans or nonbinary and using a specific cross sex hormone, then they still revealed what set of junk they were born with. No matter how far they try to run away from it, their birth sex will always catch up with them. They’re all that much of attention whores.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Aside from that even blind people and animals can immediately clock them via voice or sight

Correction: animals can clock them by smell, even with wrong sex hormones.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Correction: animals can clock them by smell, even with wrong sex hormones.

That is true, too. There are so many subtle yet significant differences between both sexes that the stealth quest is truly impossible. (Beyond that trannies seldom shut the fuck up about being trannies to begin with). And that’s just the biological aspect. It is often extremely easy to clock trannies from their writing style or frame of reference for a certain thing.

 

[Syikeblade]

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https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/1jq4jtm/does_anyone_feel_like_they_wouldve_been_ultra/

https://archive.ph/jOUUJ

Double loss on this one, not only admitting we're right when we call trannies and homos degenerates..

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But pissed off her fellow trannies by saying the quiet part out loud..

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She's admitting the truth to being queer and queer theory. They want to be able to commit any sexual act without any shame or being told no.
It's why they don't have any problems with troons harassing women, gay "culture" or pedophilia, they want a neo Sodom.

Note if you believe in the Bible and study Revelations this will eventually happen.



Going back to L stories seems like pooner have some difficulties finding housing that isn't exclusive to just women.



No one likes pooner's or trannies

 

[Bookwork]

Note if you believe in the Bible and study Revelations this will eventually happen.

I have it on the highest authority that two of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse ride side saddle and the other two are short, fat, and cry themselves to sleep because none of the men at the bathhouse want to cuddle them.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

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What a fucking mystery. I've drawn a blank, let's see what the experts over on Reddit have to say.



There you were foolishly thinking that you hated troons because they're authoritarians, they frequently infringe on the rights of others, groom children, have infiltrated every institution in the west, try to control people's speech/thoughts, attempt to gaslight/guilt people into fucking them, ruin women's spaces/sports and are all so narcissistic and lacking in self-awareness that they cannot think of even a single reason why anyone could possibly dislike them.

Nope, it's all just for no fucking reason at all.



This (and other replies like it) stands as evidence beyond doubt that not a single one of these people has ever ventured outside their hugbox echo chamber and actually engaged with a person who is critical of transgenderism on any sort of level. It is not logically possible for the reason behind troon hatred to be misogyny, because that would require us to actually acknowledge them as being women in the first place. Newsflash faggot, we don't hate you due to misogyny (except for maybe the misogyny that troons themselves exhibit by merely existing), because you aren't fucking women and we do not consider you as such. We hate you for the plethora of other self-evident reasons.

These people are so narcissistic that even when they strawman their critics as hard as possible, they can't help but self-aggrandize by implying that even the people who fucking despise them still acknowledge them as being totes real women on some level. It's unthinkable to them that even the people who want them extinct don't consider them to be wamen.

Logically, this is the same as someone burning down their neighbour's house and then being at a total loss as to why their neighbour hates them- only to settle on the explanation that the neighbour just hates dinosaurs. The actual answer is staring them in the fucking face and they still cannot think of one - even one single legitimate reason - why people hate them.

 

[Caesar]

Trannies and japan. name a better duo than them

Well no that's what they think but Japan is hardly woke on the issue.

 

[misscunthus]

Going back to L stories seems like pooner have some difficulties finding housing that isn't exclusive to just women.

Pooner demands access to female only space? I can't keep up with their shit anymore

 

[Sean Andalou]

What happens if I don't identify with this shitty label either?

Make up one, of course.

Making shit up is the central principle of troon terminology.

Stylistically it's derived from academic "critical theory" jargon.
But the troons take it to a whole new level of playing can-you-top-this.

But pissed off her fellow trannies by saying the quiet part out loud..

So ... even more bereft of self awareness than the average Reddit troon?

Trannies and japan. name a better duo than them

Well no that's what they think but Japan is hardly woke on the issue.

It's not the real Japan, it's the weeaboo's Japan they love.
Leave it to troons to fuck up something already fucked up. I mean weeabooism.

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Quick! Name a really stupid stereotype about women!


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Is it bad that I just got a brief bit of euphoria from really struggling to open a bottle? Like I know we can get euphoria from different things, sometimes weird ones like insults that affirm gender etc, but opening a bottle I never expected it from, never mind struggling to do so Just wanted to share something good with all the difficulties and horrible things happening in the world rn

 

[Ash's_Chainsaw_Hand]

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This Korean pooner is upset she can't play pretend to get a job, not many comments yet but one of them suggests trying to bend the rules a bit... in Korea.
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So, wearing pants and a shirt, and maybe some lipgloss is not an option here, honey? Is it a job as a game show model?

 

[Dolly Brooks]

She's admitting the truth to being queer and queer theory. They want to be able to commit any sexual act without any shame or being told no.
It's why they don't have any problems with troons harassing women, gay "culture" or pedophilia, they want a neo Sodom.

Note if you believe in the Bible and study Revelations this will eventually happen.



Going back to L stories seems like pooner have some difficulties finding housing that isn't exclusive to just women.

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No one likes pooner's or trannies

“Suspicious cis men or TERFs.” They always lump potential rapists and murderers in with women who might make them cry a little. Men who kill trans prostitutes in Brazil and some nice lady author, totes the same thing.

Castrated or not, trans women are capable of easily killing wombyn with their bare hands, cis women not so much. There’s your explanation, freak.

 

[Otterly]

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it seems isogender is when you're some weird furry green baby rabbit thing

Isogender is when you don’t identify with the meaningless labels made up by people who wanted meaningless labels so you make up another meaningless labels because you too must be special

 

[biggacracka]

Isogender

Yeah, I'm an ISO-9001 certified Biological Male

 

[crazedaze]

“My jokes aren’t particularly funny…”

At least they can pass at being a female comedian.

Ahhh le cringe gender wars again
It's funny how men are always willing to throw very male failures onto women. Tranny behavior!

 

[SnergenFlergen]

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This might actually be one of the most delusional posts I've happened across on r/MtF. The thrust of it is "don't ask this particular place if you pass, because they might not give you the answer you want".

As any well-adjusted adult knows, directing important questions exclusively towards the people who you know will only tell you what you want to hear is a really healthy and mature way of dealing with life's quandaries. Cancer would be stamped out within 24 hours if all doctors just told their patients "no you don't have cancer", while giving a half-hearted thumbs up and trying to conceal paperwork in a nearby drawer.

"The only way to know if you pass is to go outside."

Indeed- random strangers who tend to be conflict-averse and don't want to incite troon rage are always the most reliable and objective barometer of how well any given tranny is passing. There's never any sort of ulterior motive behind a barista calling a terrifying 6'5'' giant in a dress 'she'- it's only ever because he's passing so well.

 

[Law]

Not “relax and be myself”.

This is a decades-old, vintage, classic autogynephile L.
What's "relaxing" about a face full of kabuki makeup on top of a fresh shave, garter belts, panty hose, the least comfortable shoes ever invented by a human, itchy wig bands, and a girdle? What women finds an underwire bra relaxing or comfortable? When women want to relax after a long day, don't they take all that stuff off?
"I dress up to relax" was the excuse du jour for autogynephiles in the past but I think even they realize how completely unbelievable that is now.

 

[Hannibal Lecter]

This is a decades-old, vintage, classic autogynephile L.
What's "relaxing" about a face full of kabuki makeup on top of a fresh shave, garter belts, panty hose, the least comfortable shoes ever invented by a human, itchy wig bands, and a girdle? What women finds an underwire bra relaxing or comfortable? When women want to relax after a long day, don't they take all that stuff off?
"I dress up to relax" was the excuse du jour for autogynephiles in the past but I think even they realize how completely unbelievable that is now.

Maybe they think having a boner is relaxing.