Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 14.4%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 110 24.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 80 18.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 184 41.4%

  • Total voters
    444
"Kayla did not cheat on me in any popularly known sense"
So...Kayla Rekieta performed infidelity of a ordained-by-god marriage in some kind of "esoteric" way, and that makes it fine?
More Rekieta brand weasel words, just like Aaron fucking Kayla doesn't make Nick a cuck, and drinking every single night doesn't make him an alcoholic. These are 'I wasn't driving, I was travelling' tier cope arguments.

We've joked about it a lot but he really could find a way to argue a speeding ticket into the death penalty. For him and his client.
 
>steel toe boots
>Hate symbol
>Nazi

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What?
Is she okay?
Doc Martens are (or were) the unofficial skinhead footwear. They're not usually steel-toed AFAIR.
Please be patient, she is retarded.
Reminder: Hitler misappropriated the swastika too. He didn't invent it. Don't let Hitler continue to ruin things.
Nazis used a swastika that's mirrored and turned by 45 degrees. They didn't invent the swastika but they did invent the Nazi swastika. It's like saying the middle finger is not a fuck you sign because the Bri'sh archers who came up with it first used both the index and middle fingers, so it doesn't count.
Nick never learned his limits until way too late into adulthood and apparently combined it with a weak personality leading to addiction.
If we're being armchair psychologist now then I can say with 100% confidence that Nick checks all the boxes for Addictive Personality Disorded and Polytoxicomania. There, I said it, tell that to your doctor to get a carte blanche for behaving like an obnoxious asshole like people diagnosed with autism tend to do, Nicoletta.
 
Aaron called Keanu to clarify something Aaron sent her re: the April - Nick relationship (allegedly). Keanu, being her usual boring, slow-explaining self, opines that April (allegedly) doesn't want to have anything to do with Nick and how April (allegedly) cried a lot to her due to (alleged) psychological abuse by Nick (allegedly).

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Uh oh! Hey Melton! What mental gymnastics are you going to make when you cover this one? Keanu is lying? Nick is a good little cuckold?
 
Pretty sure the act of willingly going back to a masseuse that molested you counts as cheating
That masseur was a negro man, not a woman. Nick said neither of them have “had sex” with a black. Perhaps not, but Kayla did go back to have Mandingo give her another happy ending.
 
I know I've said this before but it's just too funny.

Remember when Nick said he's done nothing wrong and that Aaron betrayed them all and will get a felony. All that righteous conviction and fury.

Fast forward to today, Nick is deeply depressed and buckbroken. He has admitted to felony drug charges.

Aaron, for his crimes against the Qover, will pay the grand total of a KFC bargain bucket with sides.
Nah, Nick will win. You will bow. Simple as.....
 
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Aaron's live on STMS
Today is the Day! STMS 04-10-25


Edit: STMS so far
  • Aaron says he's feeling "relaxed and calm" about his hearing today—he thinks the "ball is in his court."
  • He spoke to his lawyer yesterday, but he knows Aaron’s a blabbermouth and won’t speak to him about their defence strategy until after today's morning show is over.
  • He's highly sceptical that the outcome will change his life. He's confident there’s no jail time on the table.
  • He claims that back when he was living at the Balldo Bunker, he did most of the driving because Nick was up doing coke and drinking until 4 or 5am before crashing into "the sleep of the century." Nick was also, apparently, constantly sick.
  • Aaron goes off on the PrettyAwfulPodcast over their episode on him yesterday, especially targeting Girl_Friday. He mocks her job as a paralegal, calling it "the dental hygienists of the legal world." He thinks she’s mentally ill and jokes that she is gunning to be Nick’s next slampiece. Allegedly, she pulled up a spreadsheet cataloguing Aaron’s misdeeds.
  • He reiterates Keanu's claims that April ran away from Nick because he was psychologically abusive.
  • Calls Nick a retard lawyer because he doesn't know basic MN employment law that the state has at-will employment and he is not required to formally terminate her, nor did she did she request explanation or appeal.
 
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Someone just sent me that dumb cunt Girl Friday’s Reddit history. She is absolutely deranged in her vendetta against Aaron. To wit:

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Stop using Jews as part of your self-described “war on Steel Toe,” you mongoloid whore.

Where is a walk-in oven when we really need one? Must have room for Nick too.
Why do these people hate Aaron so much?

He's a goofy nerd with retardedly low impulse control on occasion, but he's also kinda boring. Nick's 10x more guilty of everything Aaron's done and he has regular meltdowns and he gave his daughter cocaine.

Siding with Nick over Aaron is insane to me.
 
Imagine working in a warehouse for 20 years, stacking pallets, driving forklifts, only to find out on reddit that you wearing steeltoe boots means you were a NAZI all along.
In her defense she’s posting on Reddit so that automatically makes her panic about everything being a secret Nazi symbol. Honestly these retards do more to push Nazism into mainstream than any white trash wife beating heil Hitler guy or brown groyper has managed
 
In her defense she’s posting on Reddit so that automatically makes her panic about everything being a secret Nazi symbol. Honestly these retards do more to push Nazism into mainstream than any white trash wife beating heil Hitler guy or brown groyper has managed
People are also extra nasty on Reddit if you happen to be incorrect about something. They can't just tell you that what you said is wrong, they have to dig real fucking deep and make sure to snark as hard as they possibly can while correcting you. It's seriously gross. I stated something incorrect on this forum in this thread and no one was snarky. Not saying that is the norm with this community but my god with the Reddit community, the snark is off the charts. Oh and if you snark back, they run to the mods and cry to get you banned from the subreddit. PEAK echo chamber shit
 
Why do these people hate Aaron so much?

He's a goofy nerd with retardedly low impulse control on occasion, but he's also kinda boring. Nick's 10x more guilty of everything Aaron's done and he has regular meltdowns and he gave his daughter cocaine.

Siding with Nick over Aaron is insane to me.
Being a fan of the "Dabbleverse" appears to align medically diagnosable cognitive impairment. Unfortunately, recorded diagnoses remain rare—most of the afflicted are still deep in denial.

It was especially amusing yesterday watching Queen Retard Melton casually handwave the fact that the NLO Special-Ed-Supersleuths’ deep-dive into Aaron’s alleged "charity lies" turned up a steaming hot plate of Nothingburger. Even better—his loyal bigbrain pajeet sidekick, Moody Hikmet, had to admit defeat, backpedal and retract his statements.
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What is a Dabblefaggot to do? When faced with the sobering mirror-reality that their Anti-Christ didn't rip off a charity? Double down.
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People are also extra nasty on Reddit if you happen to be incorrect about something. They can't just tell you that what you said is wrong, they have to dig real fucking deep and make sure to snark as hard as they possibly can while correcting you. It's seriously gross. I stated something incorrect on this forum in this thread and no one was snarky. Not saying that is the norm with this community but my god with the Reddit community, the snark is off the charts. Oh and if you snark back, they run to the mods and cry to get you banned from the subreddit. PEAK echo chamber shit
Reddit is everything null hates about the sticker system but worse because the entire site is literally based around it
 
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People are also extra nasty on Reddit if you happen to be incorrect about something. They can't just tell you that what you said is wrong, they have to dig real fucking deep and make sure to snark as hard as they possibly can while correcting you.
They're way nastier if you're correct about something because they live in a delusional fantasy world that only exists on reddit.
Reddit is everything null hates about the sticker system but worse because the entire site is literally based entirely around it
It means if you say something the vast majority of people in the real world think, they spastically bury it and nobody sees it. If you do the same here, you get the post highlighted.
 
Crackets, just tell the fucking story. Lies or not, just a simple one or two hour concise, straight-to-the-point livestream. The trial is over, your family's reputation is obliterated--you really don't have anything to lose. It would almost certainly be better for you in the long run.

I suspect that Nick may think there is still some portion of his libertarian fanbase that didn’t abandon him during his descent into degeneracy that sides with him over the government because, well, government bad and muh freedoms.

Or perhaps, the simpler explanation is that what really happened may be exactly what we think happened. And he’s not going to apologize, he’s not going to admit he’s wrong, and so what’s the point? At least by shutting up and stringing his fans on there is some theoretical possibility that it all wasn’t as bad as the documents, Aaron, and the cokestreams make it seem. There is such a distinct lack of rumors in this thread because, boy, you’d really have to dream up some deranged shit for it to be worse than reality.
 
Being a fan of the "Dabbleverse" appears to align medically diagnosable cognitive impairment.
Just to clarify the reality of this:

Plenty of people have hate boners for Aaron and wet panties for Nick yet do not follow the Dabbleverse at all. Girl Friday boasts that she isn’t familiar with the Dabbleverse or Melton (as if that gives her lunacy more gravitas).

Simultaneously plenty of people who follow the Dabbleverse have only the vaguest notions about Rekieta’s 2+ year doom loop. Most only know Rekieta is a laughingstock degenerate because his 8 year old daughter tested positive for a high amount of the cocaine her father brought into the family home.

TL;DR: Faggot Nick has delusions of relevance, but most DV followers — as with most other humans on the planet — don’t follow Nick’s pooch screwing at all.
 
Stop using Jews as part of your self-described “war on Steel Toe,” you mongoloid whore.
Oh, there's like two or three that do that here too. Especially that @Ohhamburgers sped.
Oh FFS. It's probably because his heritage is German, the most common ancestry in MN, says Google.

Aaron's a comedian. He's an equal opportunity racist, and not particularly mean-spirited. He has an admitted crush on black, Oxford-educated Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett because of how adept she is at accents to suit her audience - erudite Rhodes scholar one day and girl-from-the-hood smack talker the next. He finds it genuinely impressive.

The Jew thing is a recurring "bit" on his show because one of his fans is an off-the-charts antisemite. Most of the time, Aaron laughs and tells him to calm down. Interestingly, while Aaron isn't exactly a 180 IQ academic, he has advanced historical knowledge about Europe (for an American, anyway) and wars generally. He can rattle off regimes, battles, treaties, and monarchs. I assume that's fueled by the fact that his grandfather fought in WWII (for the Americans, I'm fairly sure).
 
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