Inactive Sophia Harrington / Jack Harrington / Birdie / SpriteCranbirdie / Alias / Lucifer - Has-been animation memer, Pooner edgelord, Genuine cautionary tale about childhood e-fame

[ashful]

I like how this thread has nothing to do with birdie atp

Doesn’t help the people who orbit her are the most uninteresting, boring topics of discussion ever. Sophia, despite all her walls and personas had some authenticity to her pure insanity and would throw new people into the drama mix. I am appalled yet unfazed by these 20 somethings trying to relive their life as their 12 year old selves. I don’t understand what goal or path they see, keep doing the same stuff you’ve done since you were in middle school for a small audience of people who knew you at that time? Surely they’re bored too, right? The most unfortunate result of Sophia’s return was all her ex lapdogs coming out of hiding too.

 

[Grave Danger]

Not able to edit last post but this image is also on the pumpkin remake
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The linework and shape of this character's head reminds me of Shmorky. Truly horrifying.

 

[horseorigin]

I don’t understand what goal or path they see

As of now they are all speedrunning the Bianca Devins route ending, but I’m still holding out for the Maury Povich/Steve Wilkos timeline to be triggered in the case they meet up IRL.

I need these retards aspie girls stuttering through insults on a stage in front of a live audience, and I need it NOW.

 

[ame chan's cat headphones]

Do you all think Malachi is worth a thread? I don't know every detail, but apparently that guy's in hot water almost all the time & seems to be quite the character. Id be willing to try and write a thread if it's deemed worthwhile.

 

[Le Chape au Claque]

Do you all think Malachi is worth a thread? I don't know every detail, but apparently that guy's in hot water almost all the time & seems to be quite the character. Id be willing to try and write a thread if it's deemed worthwhile.

Sounds lovely, but wouldn't it be considered catering for the most part? Drawing any sort of attention to her persona seems to be Mal's only goal in life, and by paying her more attention we'd only encourage her bullshit.

But yeah, if you want to make a thread so badly, it's not like anyone can exactly stop you. Just contact the authorities while you're at it.

 

[Funnymoney]

Sounds lovely, but wouldn't it be considered catering for the most part? Drawing any sort of attention to her persona seems to be Mal's only goal in life, and by paying her more attention we'd only encourage her bullshit.

But yeah, if you want to make a thread so badly, it's not like anyone can exactly stop you. Just contact the authorities while you're at it.

The police have been called on malachi before and parents were notified of his behavior
nothing came out of either

 

[wandererthetraveler]

Do you all think Malachi is worth a thread? I don't know every detail, but apparently that guy's in hot water almost all the time & seems to be quite the character. Id be willing to try and write a thread if it's deemed worthwhile.

Why not? Might be fun.

 

[ame chan's cat headphones]

Alright then, I'll get to work on it. If anyone would like to PM me helpful info/archives/etc. relating to her that I should include, I'd appreciate it.

Sounds lovely, but wouldn't it be considered catering for the most part? Drawing any sort of attention to her persona seems to be Mal's only goal in life, and by paying her more attention we'd only encourage her bullshit.

Didn't consider this one, it seems that everyone in the 'Birdie drama circle' has this same goal though. I think she will continue her bullshit on her own in such attention-seeking communities where she already gets encouraged, even if we don't pay her any mind.

 

[ComradeSlargummy]

Do you all think Malachi is worth a thread? I don't know every detail, but apparently that guy's in hot water almost all the time & seems to be quite the character. Id be willing to try and write a thread if it's deemed worthwhile.

I think making a thread will just escalate their behavior more. They thrive on any type of attention and she will just keep doing what gives her the most attention (Birdie was right about that tbh)

No one can stop you so go ahead. Just feels like a bad idea to me since to it’s seems like we’re giving her what she wants.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

I think making a thread will just escalate their behavior more. They thrive on any type of attention and she will just keep doing what gives her the most attention

This is true for a lot of cows on this site, this in nothing new. If you think that Malachi would feed of a thread, simply just don't post in it. Wanderer is right though, it would be very fun.

The main issue I have is if the OP would be shit, ie no formatting/archives/links/screenshots/story. A lot of you here aren't very familiar with the bare minimum standards we have in the threads, let alone with entire OPs. If you submit a wall of text which doesn't explain why Malachi is a lolcow/someone worth documenting, you will be laughed at. @ame chan's cat headphones I would heavily recommend reading this thread, and this post. For formatting, you can do what I do and shamelessly rip off @Admiral Throbnelius' style. (1) (2) (3)

Spoiler: Archival shit

For screenshots MAKE SURE YOU ARE ON AN ALT. Do NOT take screenshots on your main account. Do NOT copy links from your main account. Always try to avoid using a site's function for linking, as it will make a connection between your account, and whoever clicks on that link. (If you have ever noticed YT videos with "si=" in them, that's what that is. Just copy links from your searchbar.)
GhostArchive/Archive.fo are your friends. These two sites should cover nearly every single site you ever want to archive.
Archive.org should be avoided. Your cow can submit a simple takedown request and it will be gone. If what you wanted to archive is only available through Archive.org, use GhostArchive/Archive.fo to archive that Archive.org link.
cnvmp3 is what I use to download YouTube/Tiktok/Reddit/Instagram/Facebook/Twitch/Xitter videos as mp4/mp3, Null recommends ytdlp. You might be too retarded to use ytdlp though, don't worry, I am too. The problem with cnvmp3 is that it has a limit for what you can download. Iirc it is 1 hour for mp4s, 1h30m for mp3s, and you can not download age restricted videos with cnvmp3. You can download age restricted videos with ytdlp after some fuckery in it's settings.
PreserveTube is a nice secondary archival site for YouTube videos. You can archive an entire channel (somewhat) quickly. You have to reach out to PreserveTube in order to archive videos longer then 1 hour, the site also "breaks" but if you refresh shit enough it'll eventually work. (Note: Do NOT use PreserveTube as a primary archive for YouTube videos. Use mp4s.)
For archiving Xitter, you can use a Nitter site (1) (2) then archive that Nitter link with GhostArchive/Archive.fo
This should be all you realistically need, remember to Archive Fucking Everything and don't be scared to ask questions/help in regards to archiving. It really is that important.

Making threads (for me) usually takes ~1 week to fully research, draft, archive, then fully send an OP. Malachi probably has had a lot of their history DFE'd, so do not be surprised if this thread takes you a long time.
There is a reason why this thread is almost entirely newfags who only post in this thread. It's that because the OP is shit and the average post quality in this thread is also shit. Hopefully you guys can make it better in the Malachi thread . See you in Prospering Grounds.

 

[Funnymoney]

Looks like malachi is aware of us wanting to make a thread as his toyhouse and youtube have been purged and his bluesky deleted

Neospring profile was set to friends only and says this

Strawpage was also purged

https://kaizo.straw.page/

Could be unrelated to the farms maybe his child bride finally left

Wont let me edit but youtube says this
Only place thats not gone is his twitter

 

[chaosmaid_99]

Neospring profile was set to friends only and says this View attachment 7201515

Oh God, PLEASE can this mean he’s finally killed himself. PLEASE be hanging from a light fixture as we speak

 

[ame chan's cat headphones]

Looks like malachi is aware of us wanting to make a thread as his toyhouse and youtube have been purged and his bluesky deleted

Yup, the Birdieconfess Twitter is likely what alerted her. Somewhat frustrating, as I hadn't gotten to assess all of those thoroughly quite yet. Not that I'll let it stop me, but I do see how this is gonna be difficult.

Tweet Link / Archive Link

Also, I don't think anybody who looks at this statement and thinks it's totally fine has any room to declare who should have a thread.

Spoiler: No.

Tweet Link / Archive Link

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Yup, the Birdieconfess Twitter is likely what alerted her. Somewhat frustrating, as I hadn't gotten to assess all of those thoroughly quite yet. Not that I'll let it stop me, but I do see how this is gonna be difficult.

Lesson learned the hard way. I've had this happen to me twice. When you make threads on terminally online niggas, keep it to yourself next time.

 

[wandererthetraveler]

Yup, the Birdieconfess Twitter is likely what alerted her. Somewhat frustrating, as I hadn't gotten to assess all of those thoroughly quite yet. Not that I'll let it stop me, but I do see how this is gonna be difficult.

Doesn't really matter how long this takes. There's enough shit on malachi out there anyways.

 

[spicy mayonnaise]

I feel like birdieconfess only brought up Synni having a thread because it's one of the only Birdie situations where the argument can be made that Birdie was a victim of some kind, and who birdie isn't responsible for harming in return. Though everyone here knows that's bullshit but Birdie Orbiters will latch onto anything.

A Synni thread doesn't make half as much sense as a Malachi thread anyways. IMO Her case is pretty cut and dry and covered entirely here, she's not currently cowing about the internet like these guys have been for the past 8 years. They only want that thread made to divert attention away from their idol lol, not because they actually care about Synni's actions

 

[Funnymoney]

I feel like birdieconfess only brought up Synni having a thread because it's one of the only Birdie situations where the argument can be made that Birdie was a victim of some kind, and who birdie isn't responsible for harming in return. Though everyone here knows that's bullshit but Birdie Orbiters will latch onto anything.

A Synni thread doesn't make half as much sense as a Malachi thread anyways. IMO Her case is pretty cut and dry and covered entirely here, she's not currently cowing about the internet like these guys have been for the past 8 years. They only want that thread made to divert attention away from their idol lol, not because they actually care about Synni's actions

The only reason birdieconfess owner quinn wants a synni thread is to distract everyone from wanting a malachi thread
quinn got very pissed at people accusing mal of making an oc based off stixdust theyre the biggest dickrider of mal’s ive ever seen

 

[Desires]

Birdieconfess/Quinn has a massive bias for Malachi and defended actions they have criticized Sophia in the past for constantly. For example: if Sophia were also into lolislop they'd probably immediately call her a pedophile, but for Malachi it's different because blah blah blah.

Pretty sure they even were friends until a week or so ago actually, as they've seemingly had a falling out which resulted in them no longer being friends now afaik.

So basically the complex Synni and Sophia used to have before we all found out what Synni has done but make it Sophia orbiter version.

 

[Grease Maurice]

A Synni thread doesn't make half as much sense as a Malachi thread anyways. IMO Her case is pretty cut and dry and covered entirely here, she's not currently cowing about the internet like these guys have been for the past 8 years. They only want that thread made to divert attention away from their idol lol, not because they actually care about Synni's actions

i agree. synni knows she's a fucking degen and isn't in denial about it like sophia, she's actually removed herself from her platform because SHE KNOWS she's in the wrong. can sophia or hannah say the same? no. they're both perpetual victims with the inability to change. the fact a child groomer has more self reflection than two self harming greasebags is shocking.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

i agree. synni knows she's a fucking degen and isn't in denial about it like sophia, she's actually removed herself from her platform because SHE KNOWS she's in the wrong. can sophia or hannah say the same? no. they're both perpetual victims with the inability to change. the fact a child groomer has more self reflection than two self harming greasebags is shocking.

Are you ignoring the solid month where she was desperately trying to save her reputation, which lead to both Kumo's and JAR's downfalls?