Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

Ellen's son was named after his place of conception.
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She's been rather quiet on Threads and Reddit.

Monday update:
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She hasn't posted it on Reddit yet. I decided the brown haired one is her son and the blonde one is her daughter who trooned out.
 
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CoolFool said:
Now don't get me wrong, I'm not saying her comics are amazing, but they got a little chuckle out of me and at least they're original, unlike Ellen's repeated basic slop or her constantly complaining.
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TIL she can actually produce things of value.
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Unironically based. Not the Canadian patriotism, I'm talking about the alcoholism.
 
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HeyRosalina said:
Ellen's son was named after his place of conception.
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She's been rather quiet on Threads and Reddit.

Monday update:
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She hasn't posted it on Reddit yet. I decided the brown haired one is her son and the blonde one is her daughter who trooned out.
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must suck to have a whore of a "mother" who makes cuck porn and relys of redditors for income.
 
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HeyRosalina said:
Edit: I was making a joke about Ellen's daughter being trans. She probably will troon out someday since Ellen is misogynistic.
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Go easy on her, she has two mothers. Somebody has to be the patriarch of the family.

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Attempts to make Trump look stupid on tariffs.

Cannot spell tariffs.

Classic Pizzacake.
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Heckin wholesome quirky chonker
 
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HeyRosalina said:
Nobody else archived her new post yet?
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It's Thursday, I wonder if she procrastinated on this.

Sperg: Ellen didn't argue today, but she really can't seem to pull herself away from an argument. This could point to autism or BPD. She's probably both. Get yourself medicated.
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This makes me wonder: does she think the only thing we make here is beer? Does she think we used to get American beer (only thing closer to water is fucking in a canoe)?

Also, 8% is pretty weak. I've seen some crazy shit out here. Seems she ain't a drinker or else she'd know.
 
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Is Ellen lurking this thread and taking my advice? She posted them within a few minutes of each other on both Threads and Reddit.
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This one is doing well, the Reddit crowd loves to be edgy atheists.
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Ellen spergs online:
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Ellen, I have something for you, please review it:
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lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll said:
Ellen remains so mad about Trump she can't focus on anything else like her e-thot career, lol. Good to know the USA has permanently decreased her quality of mood for the next 4 years. That's the price you pay when you derive your whole personality from reddit.
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I wonder how many days of her life she will lose to politics-related stress.
 
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I don't take reddit atheists like Ellen seriously because they only criticize Christians. There are trending posts on social media every day from Muslims quite literally celebrating women getting beaten, raped, or killed for not wearing hijab, or openly calling for the stoning of gay people, or bluntly calling minorities offensive terms, or openly lusting after children, etc. Yet people like Ellen will not dare call these people out, despite there being a huge number of them unashamedly promoting their backwards beliefs.

Deep down Ellen knows Christianity is the nicest and most tolerant major religion, and that is the real reason she and other redditors won't ever go after Islam, despite them being argubly worse than Christianity in every measure. Unlike Muslims, you aren't at risk of getting killed for offending Christians.
 
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