Nintendo Switch (Currently Plagued) - Here we shit post about the new Nintendo console, The Switch

I'm not saying it isn't totally fucking stupid but this IS Nintendo and this is how they think.
 
Played on it during their Switch tour, 1-2-Switch gets some LOLs (looking at you milk) and bomberman r is great.

But in general it ain't worth the £280 price. Maybe by Christmas they will be either a price drop or a bundle (Zelda or 1-2-Switch included)
 
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Seriously what kind of plastic reacts negatively to adhesives? That sounds potentially harmful to the skin, IMO
 
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The gift that keeps on giving. :story:

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P.A said:
Them going the gimmicky route would be fine... if they actually did something interesting with it.
The stereoscopic 3D on the 3DS? As far as I know, the only thing that made vaguely decent use out of it were a couple smaller levels in 3D Land.
The WiiU's gamepad? Despite everyone and their mom telling them to make a tabletop RPG sort of thing, nothing of the sorts. The only instances where the Gamepad feels really justified was Nintendo Land and maybe Fatal Frame 5 with the whole camera thing? Being able to play most games without having to turn on the TV is convenient to an extent, but some games just flatout won't let you.
The Wii at least made a decent case for shooter controls, but that sort of thing thriving on a console made by a company as adamant about 'protecting children' as they are?

I get them wanting to stand out in different ways, since we don't exactly need three low-end PCs arbitarily seperated by the exclusive games they can offer (the market barely has any business handling two, seeing how the PS4 gets pretty much every decent exclusive under the sun and Microsoft threw their hands in the air and went "fine, we'll bring everything to Windows 10"), but despite being as obsessed by gimmicks as they are, it only rarely seems to go beyond "wouldn't it be cool if?" as they refuse to ask themselves "okay, and what now?".
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That tablet was ripe for a Pokemon Snap game. So were the motion controls of the Wii. Fucking Nintendo...

Xarpho said:
Part of that problem was like the N64, they chose some other media to run it on, so it ran discs, but tiny non-standard ones that held less data but still had the scratching/loading problems like regular ones. The PS2 and Xbox could double as DVD players, and the GameCube couldn't. There were some cool stuff planned for the GameCube that never was released, like an adapter for the memory card that could read SD cards.
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Also lol at Resident Evil 4...

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Most likely blocked due to fear of piracy.
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The why the fuck did they use SD cards for games then?
 
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Cheaper+"proprietary" format


Also damn thing IS a tablet. So ???
 
Nintendo fanboys are very exceptional,most of them are easily fooled by third companies that will "feed" their beloved machine,so they feel obliged to fund a bogus kickstart or buy a crappy game just to support the system,that happened a dozen of times with the wiiu and probally will repeat a lot with the switch.
 
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So between this and the Wii U which one should i get to play the new Zelda?
 
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