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>Updated 3/7/17: Added Something Sensitive Link and Photos.
>Credit: hood LOLCOW & Ginger Piglet
Long has it been known that celebrities and pop-stars trawl through the gutter of the Internet to go slumming by interacting directly with their audience. It is important to note however, that many choose to go incognito for fear of anything getting back to them. Not so with this guy. Meet Jonathan Daniel Brown; D-List Actor, F-List Director, Former Amateur Pornstar and Shit Enthusiast. Buckle up, because you're about to see what happens when Nick Bate goes to Tinseltown.
It all started a few days ago, when JDB started threads on 8chan's /leftypol/ and /tv/ boards to shill his low budget homo film called “Horseshoe Theory.” While /tv/ instantly ripped him to shreds over the laughable plot, one-dimensional writing and the director's inability to understand what “Horseshoe Theory” actually meant, /leftypol/ sensed one of their own and lined up for asspats and useless conversations about “intersectionality” and “gay issues.” Soon it became a cancerous AMA until someone cross-posted the /leftypol/ conversation onto /pol/ where the fun really began.
JDB then tried to troll the thread by calling everyone stupid Nazis until a shadowy figure from his past materialized and rekt everyone's sides by revealing that he was a principal at a high school JDB attended. JDB evidently had been sent home because of shitting his pants and then trying to blame a classmate by taking his shit and wiping it on the classmate's chair as a kind of autistic set up. He then doubled down on the lie and said he “fell in mud.” He also cried when he was forced to stand outside waiting for his Mom to pick him up while classmates laughed and avoided the mushroom cloud of ass that emanated from his ruined khakis. It's not surprising that he would learn from this experience and go on to play a bit part in the movie “Bad Milo”, a movie about a guy with a literal shit demon living in his colon.
The best part of the story is that JDB not only confirmed the story, he got rekt so bad, he threatened to dox the principal, causing the principal to laugh with the biggest “DO IT FAGGOT” ever uttered. This left JDB impotent and running back to /leftypol/ to save face. After that revelation, /pol/ took time out from its normal “kek, it's always the Jews” shitposting to dig deep and revealed a number of hilarious tid-bits of information, such as:
- Has a massive case of Assburgers
- Went to The Westview School; a school for other mental midgets and dribbling helmet wearers that was eventually shutdown
- Graduated in 2007, then went to a mediocre Community College
- Tried to be the class clown and got rekt by his teachers constantly making him the only kid in history to be bullied by his classmates AND his teachers
- He's a failed SA goon
- He was run off the BYOB forum for being a tryhard, unfunny sperg
- Tried to raid Madeline McCann's parents because it's evidently funny to troll a couple who's daughter was abducted
- Cried when SA made fun of him for being so basic, he raegquit forums several times
- Got so butthurt that /pol/ found his Plenty of Fish biopage, he zapped it into oblivion and made it look like he got raided by SA. He's so salty about losing his 10 bux, he uploaded Lowtax as his new avatar
- Paid pornstars to fuck him in a Bangbros. Episode because why not, leading to lulzy as fuck comments like “his boobs are bigger than theirs.”
Disappointed Father and His Asexual Offspring
Photo Credit: The Internet Never Forgets
Riffleraffle goes on a TV dating show, gets meme'd on hard, leaves in disgrace and deletes the fiasco from IMDB.
lol, they're feeding him fries because of course they are.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1270383044
Despite all of this, at the end of the day, he's also (you guessed it) a GamerGate sperg on the same level as Pre-Teen Music Forum Terrorist, Vordrak. In fact, he's known in higher circles than our very own Bitchwhiner General; so much so that he's been interviewed by the professional shitpost conglomerate and conservative fag enabling media group Breitbart. TWICE.
Because he is your typical narcissistic 2006 era /b/tard, no doubt he'll find this page and either rage or pull the old “haha, I was only pretending to be retarded...for a decade” card. Regardless of where he goes from here on out, I believe this is the first known case where a student (and semi-famous moviefag) met his old principal on an imageboard and got his ass blown out in epic fashion. This also proves, it's not what you know; it's who you know.
So yes, it is possible to be exceptional and horrific and also have a movie career.
>Credit: hood LOLCOW & Ginger Piglet
Long has it been known that celebrities and pop-stars trawl through the gutter of the Internet to go slumming by interacting directly with their audience. It is important to note however, that many choose to go incognito for fear of anything getting back to them. Not so with this guy. Meet Jonathan Daniel Brown; D-List Actor, F-List Director, Former Amateur Pornstar and Shit Enthusiast. Buckle up, because you're about to see what happens when Nick Bate goes to Tinseltown.
It all started a few days ago, when JDB started threads on 8chan's /leftypol/ and /tv/ boards to shill his low budget homo film called “Horseshoe Theory.” While /tv/ instantly ripped him to shreds over the laughable plot, one-dimensional writing and the director's inability to understand what “Horseshoe Theory” actually meant, /leftypol/ sensed one of their own and lined up for asspats and useless conversations about “intersectionality” and “gay issues.” Soon it became a cancerous AMA until someone cross-posted the /leftypol/ conversation onto /pol/ where the fun really began.
JDB then tried to troll the thread by calling everyone stupid Nazis until a shadowy figure from his past materialized and rekt everyone's sides by revealing that he was a principal at a high school JDB attended. JDB evidently had been sent home because of shitting his pants and then trying to blame a classmate by taking his shit and wiping it on the classmate's chair as a kind of autistic set up. He then doubled down on the lie and said he “fell in mud.” He also cried when he was forced to stand outside waiting for his Mom to pick him up while classmates laughed and avoided the mushroom cloud of ass that emanated from his ruined khakis. It's not surprising that he would learn from this experience and go on to play a bit part in the movie “Bad Milo”, a movie about a guy with a literal shit demon living in his colon.
The best part of the story is that JDB not only confirmed the story, he got rekt so bad, he threatened to dox the principal, causing the principal to laugh with the biggest “DO IT FAGGOT” ever uttered. This left JDB impotent and running back to /leftypol/ to save face. After that revelation, /pol/ took time out from its normal “kek, it's always the Jews” shitposting to dig deep and revealed a number of hilarious tid-bits of information, such as:
- Has a massive case of Assburgers
- Went to The Westview School; a school for other mental midgets and dribbling helmet wearers that was eventually shutdown
- Graduated in 2007, then went to a mediocre Community College
- Tried to be the class clown and got rekt by his teachers constantly making him the only kid in history to be bullied by his classmates AND his teachers
- He's a failed SA goon
- He was run off the BYOB forum for being a tryhard, unfunny sperg
- Tried to raid Madeline McCann's parents because it's evidently funny to troll a couple who's daughter was abducted
- Cried when SA made fun of him for being so basic, he raegquit forums several times
- Got so butthurt that /pol/ found his Plenty of Fish biopage, he zapped it into oblivion and made it look like he got raided by SA. He's so salty about losing his 10 bux, he uploaded Lowtax as his new avatar
- Paid pornstars to fuck him in a Bangbros. Episode because why not, leading to lulzy as fuck comments like “his boobs are bigger than theirs.”
Disappointed Father and His Asexual Offspring
Photo Credit: The Internet Never Forgets
Riffleraffle goes on a TV dating show, gets meme'd on hard, leaves in disgrace and deletes the fiasco from IMDB.
"I Interviewed Four Women Who Rejected Me to Find Out What's Wrong with Me"
https://archive.is/Hg8E5
https://archive.is/Hg8E5
lol, they're feeding him fries because of course they are.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1270383044
Despite all of this, at the end of the day, he's also (you guessed it) a GamerGate sperg on the same level as Pre-Teen Music Forum Terrorist, Vordrak. In fact, he's known in higher circles than our very own Bitchwhiner General; so much so that he's been interviewed by the professional shitpost conglomerate and conservative fag enabling media group Breitbart. TWICE.
Because he is your typical narcissistic 2006 era /b/tard, no doubt he'll find this page and either rage or pull the old “haha, I was only pretending to be retarded...for a decade” card. Regardless of where he goes from here on out, I believe this is the first known case where a student (and semi-famous moviefag) met his old principal on an imageboard and got his ass blown out in epic fashion. This also proves, it's not what you know; it's who you know.
So yes, it is possible to be exceptional and horrific and also have a movie career.
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