Disaster Fyre Fest 2 Update Reveals Some Major Red Flags - Were you surprised? I was surprised.

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The Fyre Fest saga is one that absolutely should have ended with the first failed experiment in 2017, and yet… here we are with Fyre Fest 2 on the table. Some new updates, however, indicate a few red flags that could spell more trouble for the embattled music festival.

Following a statement on the fest’s timeline from founder [and convicted fraudster] Billy McFarland—in which he revealed dates for allegedly acquiring permits to host the festival in Playa Del Carmen, Mexico —NME reports that the paperwork appears to reveal the permits only authorize a multi-day listening party with a capacity limit.

One of the permits shown in the documents, dated March 18, allows for Fyre Fest 2 to be held at Martina Beach Club with a maximum of 250 people allowed to attend for a total of 12 hours, between 12 a.m. and 4 a.m. (local time) each day between May 30 and June 1.

Fyre Fest 2 Permits Do Not Allow Live Music​

No live performances are permitted, as the documents allow for “música grabada” — which translates to: recorded music — to be played at the event. This is a far cry from McFarland’s previous claims that Fyre Fest 2 would allow for 1,800 attendees and live performances from more than three dozen artists.

Additionally, Consequence has noted that Fyre Fest 2 tickets have been removed from Soldout.com, the festival’s official ticketing partner. Before being taken down, tickets went for between $1,400 and $25,000, with premium packages priced higher than $1 million, in some cases.

Billed as a “three-day escape to the Mexican Caribbean where you’ll explore by day alongside your favorite talent and come together at night to celebrate with music,” Fyre Festival 2 promises attendees that they will have “adventures led by international and local talent, taking guests on boundary-pushing excursions by day and uniting for intimate beach-side performances at night.”

There are no announced performers for Fyre Fest 2​

At this time, no music artists or other talent have been announced as performing at Fyre Fest 2, but former NFL star Antonio Brown has publicly claimed that he has been booked to appear at the festival.

It probably doesn’t need to be said, but it’s absolutely insane that McFarland is fucking this up again. Like, Fyre Fest 2 could have a chance to unveil one of the greatest redemption arcs of all time, but at about a month and a half from its supposed kickoff on May 30, it seems he’s completely shit the bed.

Honestly, I hope I’m wrong and McFarland raised the curtain on a massive fest, done right, and with major artists, but it seems he’s once again proven he’s just a sleight-of-hand street performer in wizard clothes.

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A misleading description. You couldn't even call it a festival that failed because it never really got underway in the first place-there was only one performance, and that from local musicians. It was just dipshit trust fund kids being ripped off, sleeping on mattresses saturated with rainwater and eating slop below even the level of American school lunches. Granted, it would be funny if these same people were swindled for a second time.
 
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I hope Coffeezilla wasn't shitposting when he said McFarlane gave him an invite to Fyre Festival 2.
 
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These things take a long time to organize. Like I said previously, OC had its lineup listed before tickets went on sale which was like late February, simply because artists have their tours generally planned out far in advance. At least the bigger ones. There was no way to pull this shit off in a foreign country on such short notice.
 
Take two, worse than the first.

I'm looking forward to watching videos of yuppies getting stranded without food, water or shelter.
 
See, this is exactly why people keep saying that the world is currently mired in a competency crisis. This is why we have a competency crisis thread on this website that is already up to 12 pages and growing.

In a competent and male run world, nobody would even be giving this fag the time of day. But no, there's always some woman out there who thinks everyone deserves a "redemption arc".

Redemption arcs don't exist, they are just cope by women decisionmakers who want to justify their complete and total inadequacy in knowing how to evaluate risk.

"Oh let's give him a ReDeMpTiOn ArC surely he has learned his lesson from the last time that he nearly fucking killed several hundred people by stranding them on an abandoned island with no food!"

Fuck you. You people are the exact reason why so many organizations and companies in this world today are flailing their arms around like retarded autists, falling for the swan songs of scammers and nepo baby pieces of shit like McFarland. You people are the people through your inaction and emotionally-manipulated stupidity who left the door wide open for pajeet brownoids to invade our economy and enshittify it from the inside out. In a sane world, Billy right now would be working a cashier job at a Target making $16 an hour with a bracelet around his ankle. But no, some self-important idiot of a known gender with access to old money somewhere thinks he needs a ReDeMpTiOn ArC!

Fuck redemption arcs and fuck second chances and fuck all you people for even giving any press at all to this nepo baby fuckface who already fucked up once before. You just know that there is a woman somewhere who assisted in the decision to even humor this slimy sack of shit in any capacity.

Like @Koby_Fish said, maybe they can hire another gay prostitute to work for them again willing to give blowjobs for financing. In a woman boardroom they'd probably call that idea some retarded shit, like it's agile kanban sprint stand-up out-of-the-box breaking-barriers empowered synergy thinking!
 
The people who went the first time were duped into going. If anybody goes this time they're either completely naive of Fyre's history or retarded.
 
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