What are some kiwifarms user red flags?

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People who go to A&N threads about someone who committed a heinous crime and write overly detailed posts about how exactly they want that person to be killed and/or tortured. And, people that write overly wordy / detailed posts about how a sex offender going to prison is going to be raped / how much they want them to be raped. Like, writing and thinking of a weird amount of details and getting worked up.
 
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I would say my biggest red flag is anyone that unironically hates a lolcow

This would be my go-to as well. I understand disliking some of them to an extent, but if you're not getting any enjoyment out of them, stop keeping tabs on them. If you're actually seething over a fucking lolcow, calm down and have a beer or something. Imagine feeling that everyone on Kiwi Farms needs to know how much you hate some retard documented on fucking Kiwi Farms.
 
Unhinged shit talk about the community of interest in community threads, when most of the contributing posters are clearly involved in the less deranged or otherwise normal parts of said groups. I never see them contribute anything and the most damning and hilarious articulations of hate come from inside.
 
Anyway who responds to a disagreement by negrating the others peoples posts in completely unrelated threads.
This is why I spam the Trash react with users I don't like the opinions of before they ever reply to anything I ever say. (This is a joke and I do not do this)
In other words, a red flag in a Kiwifarmer is not being able to take a break from Kiwifarms, like there hasn't been a day where they just didn't post.
 
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Following forum guidelines
Posting thread submissions in Prospering Grounds
Being civil
Not hiding your powerlevel
Not making trolling plans
Not infringing on copyright
Not using a permanent email address
Not gimmick-posting
Not socking
Having common courtesy
Handling problems like an adult
Not using private messages to annoy or harass
Not posting off-topic, unspoilered NSFW content
Not posting if you have nothing to say
Not making pleas for sympathy
Using thumbnails
 
I've noticed people with "kiwi" in their username tend to be more likely to be disruptive guests.

It's like they're trying to ingratiate themselves in order to get you to lower your defenses. "Oh he's called KuteKiwi, therefore he must be a dedicated fan and his behavior must be inline with the established forum culture".
I must defend the honor of @King Kiwi on this matter. King Kiwi did nothing wrong, save choose a username homophonous with "Kinky Wii".
 
Posting pictures of your face here, the mark of most sane individuals, coupled with using a recognizable name. Why oh why.
To add onto that, posting your birthyear. You'd either have to be insane, retarded, or both to do that.
 
To add onto that, posting your birthyear. You'd either have to be insane, retarded, or both to do that.
People who haven't doxed anyone really have no idea how useful birthyear/age OR birthday are for narrowing down candidates on people search websites once you already have name and general location. Just searching for when people have posted birthday messages on someone's wall or in a server they're in can mean the difference between being unable to tell apart several dozen young adult John Smiths in their hometown or narrowing it down to the exact individual.

Don't share your birthday with anyone you aren't close enough to expect a gift from.
 
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