What are some kiwifarms user red flags?

[Merton J. Dingle]

Mentioning using an iPhone or an iPad.

 

[Joe Shmoe]

Political sperging, gender war sperging, having a 2023 join date, and posting a lot in off topic threads instead of lolcow threads are all pretty big ones. But the worst one of all, undeniably, is being a hypocrite.

 

[Arrival]

If you've seen their username (and avatar for bonus points) on other websites.

 

[Lovely Kin]

Political meltdowns in something that has nothing to do with politics.

 

[Irredemable Retardation]

Seethes about the Beauty Parlor supposedly ruining and threatening the site constantly. It coincides nearly everytime with them being questionable users.

 

[ShiftyBoi]

You disagreed with them once and they spend the rest of forever marking your posts dumb or MATI.

 

[huesofmercury]

the anti anime types and those who are solely tv/movie watchers yet ironically at the same time spend more time complaining than actually watching shit also the gorl talk types too as well.

 

[Treatlerite]

Newer accounts that already have an obscene amount of posts. (ex. 100+ in a week, 500 in a month, etc.) I've just barely broken 100 after 4 months of being a 2025 newfriend, and I already feel I post too much.

 

[Sangue e terra]

> *pointing out some shit
> "these new account faggots"
> +1000 replies
I guess I will have to become a shut in loser and post everyday just to be cool. My opinion shitpost is neglected due to the lack of kiwi farming.

 

[Tablet County]

If they post on Kiwi Farms you had better keep an eye on them. @secret watcher is the only safe user for this reason.

 

[ProphylacticMagician]

People who see anything that I do as a red flag, and people who don’t do the things I do.

 

[Forcey Funtime]

2022 join date

 

[Foltest]

Being a /v/ or /pol/ user.
Sperging about "ze juden" in threads that are not related to it.
Being mad all the fucking time.
etc etc.

 

[3rdAccountFuckEmail.com]

Not mentioning the jews ( They cause everything)
Having an anime or furry profile picture (They are Gay)
SoySpeak (Nigger-Speak)
Having a broken i Key (unprofessional)
Mentioning the lord's name in vain (Disgraceful)

 

[Mr Sister]

I generally hate anyone that only comments and never contributes. Bring some information to share, don’t just post “haha this is really funny” “no I disagree with you” or any other things that can generally be accomplished with stickers. No one gives a fuck what you have to say about the funny/horrifying stuff, just post the interesting stuff for us to observe and shut up thanks.

Also if I recognize you from multiple threads that is a red flag that you are likely the kind of poster I am talking about it; you are just laughing at the funny, not bringing it

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Giving stickers to every single post they come across

 

[Medic]

If they say weird shit in watch people die thread when even other users in that thread look at them funny. They only come to this site to use reactions and not comment on anything. And when they comment on something it takes a moderator to say, lol, calm down. This is when they start sperging and showing their power level. Oh, and if they have some edgy political figure in a hard edit style. They think they are tough guys.

 

[Jonkler]

If posters use personal army/personal soldier type language.

An example of what I mean:

Also I don't really know where this would go but a guy named @Generalbutnaked was banned for making sock accounts. He dm'd em about finding and phonebooking a lolicon defender named "H1BeesNuts" (this is from the lolicon and shotacon defenders thread). I looked up the name and found a Nitter account and he talked to me like he was a federal agent grooming me. (Link to his banned account)

He got MATI over H1BeesNuts talking about the LoliSho thread and then himself. Looks like after seeing your good work on the WhoCares666 he hired you as his personal army private. It should fit there in my opinion.

This wouldn't be the first time either someone has dm'ed me like I'm a free PI. I don't mind this to much (if its about a thread im in) but the way @Generalbutnaked / taxiguy was talking to me put me on edge.

His dms with me: https://kiwifarms.st/attachments/1743348590935-png.7155438/

 

[Sneed's Feed n Seed]

Diverging opinions for one’s own genius.

 

[Karakhalkin-Gol]

Setting your profile page to followers only/completely private.

Coward.