DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[PetiteDragon43]

If you chill with Phil
He may just give you a pill
Be careful, he'll kill

Haikus are so gay
Haikus are so very gay
Snow on Mt. Fuji.


Nah but seriously Chill is one of those words that he's just killed the meaning of. Just like support. You hear these words in the wild and its like getting punched in the face.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

So essentially this fat motherfucker says that he and his wife ate a meal that was meant for more than two people.

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Jasper should not be eating pizza.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Jasper should not be eating pizza.

What if it has anchovies?

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

What if it has anchovies?

If you want to kill him from all the sodium that comes from preserved fish then sure.

 

[arrivefriday]

Jesus christ, I wonder what kind of zombie/npc gets excited for fucking power washing simulator 2

 

[Digger10]

By the way, there's 32 mentions of "chill" yesterday. Definitely not weird in any way whatsoever.

The robotic repetition is grating. I remember after the first assassination attempt on Trump he made a tweet that said something like "I guess a chill Stardew Valley wouldn't be appropriate. So let's have a chill stream where we talk about things!" The contradiction was so blatant that I wasn't sure if I was reading it right.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

Jesus christ, I wonder what kind of zombie/npc gets excited for fucking power washing simulator 2

Phil and only Phil, because that means he doesn't have to put up with those mean, hard, and most importantly, ego bruising games from ayasshule developers.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Phil and only Phil, because that means he doesn't have to put up with those mean, hard, and most importantly, ego bruising games from ayasshule developers.

There arent enough games for people with street smarts, like Phil

 

[Coke Zero]

Confirmed he makes more money just doing his gay qna than playing games

Phil isn't at all interested in trying to grow his audience, he would rather do business meetings with the cultists.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Jesus christ, I wonder what kind of zombie/npc gets excited for fucking power washing simulator 2

I work with an autistic tranny who plays it 24/7 so I’d say that checks out.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

The robotic repetition is grating. I remember after the first assassination attempt on Trump he made a tweet that said something like "I guess a chill Stardew Valley wouldn't be appropriate. So let's have a chill stream where we talk about things!" The contradiction was so blatant that I wasn't sure if I was reading it right.

nigger will use any excuse to get out of playing games so he can talk about himself

 

[Lord_Point]

It is almost unfathomable how autistic the brunell household must be that there is grass roots hype for power washing simulator 2.

 

[Prince Lotor]

Its a good thing he is not angry anymore!

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I like how in Phil's tiny narcissistic mind his hierarchy of things that are important to celebrate is:

1. MUH BIRTHDAY!!!!
2. Official Holidays for Serious Adults like: Christmas(Flying Fat Man gives Presents Day), Halloween(wear Spooky Costume & get drunk Day), New Year's Eve(get blackout drunk Day), Thanksgiving('Murica eat food with Injuns Day)
3. Uhh, Valentines Day I guess, but just do it whenever because who cares(ur gay if you care)
4. Something that happens after MUH BIRTHDAY!!!!, but it's not an Official Holiday so just do it whenever if you remember or something AKA his Wedding Anniversary

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

I like how in Phil's tiny narcissistic mind his hierarchy of things that are important to celebrate is:

1. MUH BIRTHDAY!!!!
2. Official Holidays for Serious Adults like: Christmas(Flying Fat Man gives Presents Day), Halloween(wear Spooky Costume & get drunk Day), New Year's Eve(get blackout drunk Day), Thanksgiving('Murica eat food with Injuns Day)
3. Uhh, Valentines Day I guess, but just do it whenever because who cares(ur gay if you care)
4. Something that happens after MUH BIRTHDAY!!!!, but it's not an Official Holiday so just do it whenever if you remember or something AKA his Wedding Anniversary

hey phil, we know you read this forum, i just want you to know that you're really a self centered piece of shit. fuck you

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

hey phil, we know you read this forum, i just want you to know that you're really a self centered piece of shit. fuck you

All you niggers are mad that you’re not clapping Kats cheeks. DSP>LGBTQP

 

[A Piece of Coal]

hey phil, we know you read this forum, i just want you to know that you're really a self centered piece of shit. fuck you

You forgot to call him a faggot

 

[Africanweebfighter]

hey phil, we know you read this forum, i just want you to know that you're really a self centered piece of shit. fuck you

Don't mind this guy Philip, he is just another infidel angry at himself for following the wrong faith. You will always have your brothers in the Middle East, just keep paying your jizya. Thank you Philip for praising

and may he be with you.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

The last few times he's talked about "spending time together" with Kat he has described it literally as them sitting in the living room while he watches her play garbage while eating goyslop. Why does she want him to watch her play games like some kind of autistic teenage boy? Why is being in the same room together a special occasion? Are the parrots watching too?
Another thought, when was the last time we saw Jasper? I have heard Phil talk to him but haven't actually seen him. Would Kat take Jasper with her if she left? I can't help but speculate since he is reaching levels of "lonely old man desperate to talk to someone" that shouldn't be physically possible at his age. Last night was weird and sad.

 

[Pargon]

I like how in Phil's tiny narcissistic mind his hierarchy of things that are important to celebrate is:

1. MUH BIRTHDAY!!!!
2. Official Holidays for Serious Adults like: Christmas(Flying Fat Man gives Presents Day), Halloween(wear Spooky Costume & get drunk Day), New Year's Eve(get blackout drunk Day), Thanksgiving('Murica eat food with Injuns Day)
3. Uhh, Valentines Day I guess, but just do it whenever because who cares(ur gay if you care)
4. Something that happens after MUH BIRTHDAY!!!!, but it's not an Official Holiday so just do it whenever if you remember or something AKA his Wedding Anniversary

I mean to be fair the two groups I’d least want to know anything about my real life are DSP supporters and DSP detractors so

Still his own damn fault; if he’d never introduced Kat but just silently moved her in and everything else was the same no one would ever know he was even in a relationship let alone married, and all the memes and laughter that came with all that he’d never have had to deal with. They could still both be shut-ins subsisting on the Treatler diet just as they are now. But Phil has to simultaneously be living a completely enviable lifestyle without putting in any of the effort to actually achieve anything so he needed to show off his horsecow to the world. Was it worth it, you fat retard?

 

[Guinan's hats]

keep paying your jizya.

I owed the Caliph...over 5000 shekels.