Jude Valentin / Jude Torres / Judy Valentin / DivineBrujeria / MermaidRoyal / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude - Cancelled Twitch Streaming Clout Chaser, Wannabe Photographer. Cancellation event starting on page 838

[PurpleEater]

Yeahhh.....sorry Jude, that's the risk you run when you post things online. People are gonna repost and share them without credit or permission, it's sorta how the internet has always worked.

Also her clients should know that too; they're not just getting lingerie/boudoir photos for themselves and their partners, they're having them SHARED ONLINE for all to see, including family, potential future employers, etc.

There's nothing wrong with that, per se, but it feels like Jude isn't really considering her clients' privacy and is very likely pushing them hard to let her share their images. Maybe it feels empowering in the moment to take these photos, but surely some of them will look back and cringe and regret basically having softcore porn of themselves online. Forever.

Jude being a total creep and sexualizing her clients (and pressuring EVERYONE to do boudoir) isn't helping that general uneasy feeling I get from this all, either. It doesn't help that her clientele seems young/immature/naive. Notice how she has no older adult clients.

 

[RainbowStarlight]

Alright everyone, time to delete this thread! Miss Jude does not consent!

**edit** ok ok I'll take my late ratings. Jude is still fat though and I would not have sex with her.

 

[JuniperFalls]

Yeahhh.....sorry Jude, that's the risk you run when you post things online. People are gonna repost and share them without credit or permission, it's sorta how the internet has always worked.

When I read her complaint I got a serious case of deja vu. Did a quick search of the archives, and -- yeah, it's just a rehash of something she's been whining about since before covid shut down the world for the first time.

Here's an excerpt from a comment I made on this thread on Feb. 29, 2020:

... I'd sympathize with her if she were actually being harassed--like, every time she posts something on Twitter she gets ratioed by thousands of people saying "LOL yur fat". Or if it were impossible for her and her fans/followers to livechat during her "strims" because trolls on the chat keep posting insults and derailing conversations. If THAT were Jude's complaint I'd actually agree with her: hey, assholes, knock it off and leave her alone.

But this "harassment" is actually -- people are looking at her stuff and posting/sharing it elsewhere, with or without commentary. That's it. And that "harassment" is exactly what every celebrity and would-be celebrity experiences in the age of the internet: name any actor, model, singer, athlete or writer you want, and you'll find websites or chat forums sharing their stuff, with or without commentary ...


(Back to the present) That was over five years ago now, and with the exception of her ever-expanding waistline and number of chins, Jude has experienced no personal growth at all. Not even enough to realize "Any wanna-be celebrity or influencer will have to accept that people will share and discuss their work online, without bothering to seek their permission or approval first."

 

[PurpleEater]

this gives me the creeps:

"come get wet with me (in the rain room) ️

April Showers in the city just makes me want to open up rain room sessions again… so I’m gonna do so!

So if you’ve been waiting for me to offer these again, you’re in luck. Tell a lover tell a friend xo"


come get WET with me?? EWWW.

 

[Otterly]

April Showers in the city

This girl is actually pretty, and has been done a disservice on this one.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

this gives me the creeps:

"come get wet with me (in the rain room) ️

April Showers in the city just makes me want to open up rain room sessions again… so I’m gonna do so!

So if you’ve been waiting for me to offer these again, you’re in luck. Tell a lover tell a friend xo"
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come get WET with me?? EWWW.

It’s not much better on Threads, either

Spoiler: nipples

Jude “returned to work” today



She is also unapologetically FAT

 

[Blerg]

Your new favorite photo, as in singular, one. Odds are it will not be your favorite but it will possibly be just the one photo, as Judy's pricing structure is so retarded, few could possibly afford more. That's if she even got enough decent shots to begin with (she didn't).

That's probably my favorite part of this whole photography endeavor. All that talk of community vibes and sexy queerness and love and cozy, then she withholds the actual photos themselves. Last I recall she included 5 shots? Fewer, maybe. Whatever is the number for far too few for the cost. Which is already a stretch, considering the product, and the cost. And literally everything else about the experience of working with some seedy fat chick in Brooklyn begging for models on Facebook.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

The tongue is back



Want to get wet in Jude’s rain dungeon? Gonna need to book it under the table, then. Not skivvy looking at all, nope

 

[PurpleEater]

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

I don't know what to cry over first...

The rain room pictures where the model looks like she's drowning in clear resin and wearing a trash bag on her head, face derping more than a child with severe downs...

The most unappetizing nips pic I've seen in a long fucking time...

Or the MOTHERFUCKING BATTLEFIELD EARTH ANGLE on Judy's mirror picture. My eyes are rebelling.

But, this is what we've come to expect:

 

[PurpleEater]

lol she's huffing and puffing just walking down the street:

anyone need a new avatar?

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Dios mío...

 

[rutinacea max]

Dios mío...

...¡LA CREATURA!

it'll never not fuck me up how (uncanny)-valley-girlish her speech is compared to the '120kg thumb in a clown wig' visual.
there are people whose voices 100% suit their looks (Anna 'Lymphedema Queen' O'Brien), people whose voices 100% suit their obnoxious personality (Tess 'OW, MUH LEG KNEE' Holliday), and then there's Judy, making my brain blue screen every time i try to watch her with sound on

 

[HamFan]

I know Jude is always announcing that she wants to work in other genres (and announcing it/asking for clients is all the effort she ever puts in). But after not working for months, she must be desperate for clients. I also wonder if her sex drive has dipped and budioir is not as important.

If Jude wants to do more editorial work, she could huff and puff and waddle to the biggest, most cosmopolitan city in the country, which is just outside her door, and take pictures. Of anything. Besides her stupid face, which is all she could think of shooting on this walk to the train, for example. Shoot the brick buildings and bare trees behind you. Get a shot of the pigeons on the train tracks. Take some interesting pics at the bodega you definitely stopped at for snacks. That's how real photographers get clients and experience. But no, she wants you to give her ideas, and money, and she'll just show up with an expensive camera.

How does she expect to get commercial work when she can't even get a good shot of her knitting projects? She constantly posts shadowy, out of focus crap pics on her business SM. Why don't clients just flock to her?!

 

[PurpleEater]

How does she expect to get commercial work when she can't even get a good shot of her knitting projects? She constantly posts shadowy, out of focus crap pics on her business SM. Why don't clients just flock to her?!

That's what boggles my mind about Jude and the photography LARP the most, I think. She puts ZERO EFFORT into all of her casual photos/snapshots (I mean my God, she kind of goes out of her way to take shitty photos you could argue), which is fucking retarded since she is supposedly a professional photographer so she should theoretically have an eye for this stuff/always be mindful of her brand and image.

Highly talented photographers with an impressive body of work DO get frequently approached. The work speaks for itself, but Jude doesn't get that. That's why she dresses everything up in identity politics; she's shallow. Her work is bad and shallow.

 

[Kela de Thaym]

“-But not like that! Stop sharing my shit, peasant!”

Implying her work is even worth stealing. She’s probably lying to make it seem like her work is worthy of being stolen/reposted. A classic narcissist if not BPD move.

 

[Barbarella]

It’s kind of interesting how Judy has so little respect for her supposed clientele. She thinks fat and gay people are so desperate and marginalized that they should be flocking to her.

Of course she doesn’t realize what a bad photographer she is but still it’s obvious she has little regard for her chosen clientele, and doesn’t understand why they aren’t jumping at the opportunity to be photographed by her genius.

 

[Greedy Fly]

It’s kind of interesting how Judy has so little respect for her supposed clientele. She thinks fat and gay people are so desperate and marginalized that they should be flocking to her.

It's absolutely hilarious that she's basically selling "Pay me to call you pretty for an hour" packages. Everyone who sees that must know, deep down inside, that actual beautiful people would never need to pay for that kind of treatment.

 

[Otterly]

'120kg

And then some.

 

[JuniperFalls]

If Jude wants to do more editorial work, she could huff and puff and waddle to the biggest, most cosmopolitan city in the country, which is just outside her door, and take pictures. Of anything. Besides her stupid face, which is all she could think of shooting on this walk to the train, for example. Shoot the brick buildings and bare trees behind you. Get a shot of the pigeons on the train tracks. Take some interesting pics at the bodega you definitely stopped at for snacks. That's how real photographers get clients and experience. But no, she wants you to give her ideas, and money, and she'll just show up with an expensive camera.

It's just another example of Jude being consistently Jude. Do you recall the comment I posted here last Sunday? It was mainly a cut and paste of a comment I'd made back on Feb. 29, 2020, because last week Jude was making the same complaints she'd made over five years earlier: in this case, getting upset because people were sharing or discussing her public social media posts without getting her permission first, which Jude thought (and still thinks) is harassment.

Now here we are, wondering why Jude the alleged photographer isn't taking advantage of the many interesting photo opportunities available to her in New York City. Allow me to share excerpts from a comment I posted here on Dec. 17, 2020, regarding that very topic:

... As for her photography career, remember back in March, when American life changed literally overnight due to covid restrictions (schools closed, businesses shut down, etc.)? Practically everybody with any sort of social media presence plus a phone camera was taking and posting photos of things like "The shelves of my grocery store are almost completely empty" or "here's the downtown business district during Friday rush hour ... not a person or a car in sight!" or "There's a long line of people outside, standing six feet apart, waiting to get into this store to buy essential supplies." Practically all of my friends on Twitter or Facebook posted things like that; I made such posts myself, on my real-name powerlevel accounts. (I'm not a professional photographer, and most of my friends aren't either.)

IIRC, Jude the so-called photographer, living in an internationally recognized city during an unprecedented event certain to make it into future history books, didn't post a single photograph like that. Not one. She couldn't even bother to waddle downstairs to the street to grab a picture of "A usually busy Brooklyn thoroughfare, now completely deserted," let alone make it all the way to Times Square for a similar photo.

But wait! There's more! Here's an excerpt from another comment I made on Oct. 3, 2023:

Her social media postings from this past weekend are more proof (as though any more were needed) that she doesn't give a shit about photography for its own sake, but only thinks of it as a way she can get rich, famous and respected without much work or effort on her part.

... [deleted reminder of her complete lack of photos during covid] ...

Why do I mention this now? Because last weekend another history-making event happened in New York City, including Jude's neighborhood in Brooklyn: a record-breaking rainstorm caused flash flooding and led to an official state of emergency being declared. Once again, social media was filled with photos and videos -- some taken by official news journalists, most taken by ordinary people with phone cameras -- showing scenes of chaos: underground subway stations with jets of water shooting out from between the tiles. Bus riders keeping their feet on the seats because floodwater covered the floor of the bus. City streets filled with water deep enough to cover the handles on car doors. Just like during covid, Jude was in an internationally recognized city, and could have taken photographs of history in the making literally just by looking out the windows of her apartment ... and once again, she completely ignored all of this.

I can't recall Jude ever sharing any photo, not even one, that would qualify as "I saw something interesting or beautiful, and took this photo to share it with others." The only photos she posts are either delusional thirst traps of herself looking terrible, or bad photos of "clients" while Jude asks people to pay her ridiculous amounts of money in exchange for some equally bad photos of themselves.

I hope you've enjoyed today's trip down Memory Lane.

I should end this by saying something new and original, in lieu of just re-heating and re-serving the same tired old leftover comments I made upwards of five years ago. On the other hand, if Jude can't be bothered to say or do anything new and original regarding her life, why should I bother? At least when I repeat the same old things about Jude, I recognize and admit it.