Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

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The speedrunning community went from a bunch of ADHD riddled losers that watched cinematech on G4 ( who else remembers it ) to this, how the hell did this happen?
Autism, retardation and degeneracy. Brave new world finds a way. For example time slots for dilation.
Large chunk of speed run community are way past their prime, reaction time, reflexes and pattern recognition is shot to shit once quality declines so do the platforms and conventions they host.
Soon speedrunning obscure games is done by aging Autists, gen alpha sure as shit aren't competing over arcade cabinet scores for clout, asspats and dopamine.
Relevant sites will be forgotten like gamefaqs, SA, YMNTD and imockery

This is the slow death spiral of once relevant community and is relevant as Guinness book of world record
 
Women of the farms, what's your judgement on this guy and his wife? If your husband acted like Karl, what would you say to him?
I would have offed myself from the character assassination his presence in my life alone would've caused me long before things got this bad. Divorce and a restraining wouldn't be enough.
It's strange that she's this okay with him having chimpouts on the daily, especially given that she's supposedly from a wealthy family. You'd think they'd get rid of him for being so shamefur; but then again, the way the Chinese behave and view the world is utterly retarded.
 
Women of the farms, what's your judgement on this guy and his wife? If your husband acted like Karl, what would you say to him?
If my husband was anything like Karl I never would have married him to begin with. But I’m also not a mail-order bride who needs a visa, so maybe it’s unfair for me to judge.
 
Karl Jobst's reddit account was suspended, but thanks to Reddit Archives we can see what he posted.
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Some notable facts about Karl are his anecdotes about women and some questionable wording. For instance, Karl will commonly refer to women as "sluts," and "chicks." It's extremely jarring to see Karl Jobst use douchy language. I'm not moralfagging, I just find it bizarre that this is the same guy speedrunning video games and calling out cheaters.
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Karl comments on pushing sex onto his ex-partner and how it soured is relationship. The wording is abysmal and leads a lot to be desired.

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Karl speaks about his current girlfriend (His wife) and how he played a piano piece for her. :heart-full: Very sweet.

He also warns a redditor that simply supplying "younger girls" with alcohol won't be enough to bang.
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I will say, Karl is not defending this take and is disagreeing, however this quote is fucking insane :
Providing alcohol to younger girls may give him a ticket to social gatherings or parties or whatever
-Karl Jobst

Aaaand for you legends out there, A BRAND NEW NEVER BEFORE SEEN PICKUP VIDEO.

9 minutes of straight advice!

Here's a full archive of his account, copy and pasted from a camas.io mirror

/r/deals/u/karljobst ● Mon Dec 17 2018 15:56:32 GMT-0600[See on Reddit]
Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey: Season 1 (Digital HD) on sale for $4.99
http://frugally.shop

/r/CryptoCurrency/u/karljobst ● Wed Nov 28 2018 12:25:48 GMT-0600[See on Reddit]
Cura Network - The future of Healthcare sector
A robust healthcare system is essential for a sustainable development. But a rapid Innovation in the global healthcare system has been plagued by obsolete healthcare facilities and strict government policies; hence resulting in a poor quality and inefficient treatment of patients.
Despite the Electronic Health Record (EHR) systems that were proposed by healthcare providers in order to improve healthcare system, it has proven not to effectively improve the system due to high cost of hardware, security software, and other allied equipment. A patient receiving treatment at a health facility has no control over his/her records and there is no guarantee that the records between healthcare providers will be updated. A situation whereby healthcare providers do not have a centralised source of database where information can be sourced for research and analysis purposes will ultimately lead to a fractured system.
In view of the problems plaguing the global healthcare system, there is a need for the global healthcare system to have a single platform which will accommodate a growing community of Internet of Things (IoT) and software applications relating to patients’ healthcare records. This is exactly what the Cura Network seeks to achieve.
Cura Network presents a blockchain-based platform for all healthcare stakeholders - patients, healthcare providers, medical scientists, third party, and app providers. The Cura Network is an all-inclusive platform where all healthcare stakeholders can collaborate to share data with a view to promoting, restoring, and maintaining the global healthcare system. With the Cura Network platform, every patient on the network will have control over their healthcare records even if the records are shared by other entities. Patients will also be able to deny or permit access to any part of their records.
In addition, the Cura Network is a decentralized platform for storage of health data; hence guaranteeing a fast and secure access, data interoperability, as well as privacy and data portability.
Healthcare providers will get paid through the secured Cura Network platform for their services rendered. Conversely, patients will also earn when they voluntarily participate in research campaigns organized by healthcare providers.
BENEFITS OF THE CURA NETWORK TO PATIENTS
The following are the benefits of Cura Network to patients:
  • The Cura Network guarantees a complete access to healthcare history 24/7.
  • Any update on a patient's record will immediately be reflected and visible to the concerned patient.
  • The Privacy of patient's data is guaranteed
  • Patients can decide how their data is accessed across board
  • Each patient will have a unique global identity on the Cura Network
  • Patients would be able to consult doctors for any kind of ailment 24/7.
BENEFITS OF THE CURA NETWORK TO SPECIALIST AND PROVIDERS
The following are the benefits of the Cura Network to specialists and providers:
  • The Cura Network guarantees 100% rewards to service providers and specialists with the Cura Network Currency (Cur).
  • The Cura Network provides an opportunity for specialists and service providers across the world to share experiences and skills
  • Acess to a safe, transparent, and complete health history of the patients.
  • Real-time health monitoring
  • Discoverability
  • Cost saving since there is direct interaction with patient.
BENEFIT OF THE CURA NETWORK TO THIRD PARTY AND APP DEVELOPERS
The following are the benefits of the Cura Network to third party and app developers:
  • Third party and app developers will have real time access to health statistics
  • App monetization through subscription
  • Availability of data layer for health applications
  • The Cura Network is a platform for Internet of Things devices for third party to communicate.
THE CURA NETWORK CCURRENCY
In a bid to make the Cura Network user-friendly, the team behind the Network developed a cryptocurrency known as “Cur”. The Cur currency is a reward system for stakeholders on the network. Cur implements ERC20 Token on the Ethereum network.
Prospective investors can buy Cur at the ongoing Private sale which started on the 26th of November and will end in December 27th, 2018.
Prospective investors can visit the Cura Network website via http://www.curanetwork.com for more information on how to invest.

/r/buildapcsales/u/karljobst ● Mon Nov 26 2018 19:31:46 GMT-0600[See on Reddit]
[Headset] Senzer Q10 True Wireless Earbuds TWS Bluetooth Headphones with Microphone, Solid Connection Stereo Sound Noise Isolating for iPhone 7/8/X iPad Android - $24.99 ($43.99 - 43%-off with code EY6BLMKO)
https://www.amazon.com/Senzer-Q10-Headphones-Microphone-Connection/dp/B07D5VZ488

/r/CryptoCurrency/u/karljobst ● Sun Nov 25 2018 15:10:24 GMT-0600[See on Reddit]
Coinxes: Trade Digital Currencies Peer to Peer with Ease
Coinxes is one of the latest entrants into the digital exchange industry. This platform is designed to address the challenges that digital currency traders face on most of the existing cryptocurrency trading platforms.
On Coinxes, you can trade in Ethereum, Bitcoin, Neo, and other popular cryptocurrencies through a wide array of payment options.
How does Coinxes Work?
As a peer-to-peer exchange, this exchange plays the middleman role by connecting digital currency buyers to sellers. The seller can then determine the convenient selling price and choose the most convenient payment type for them. When the buyer and seller have reached an agreement, they can use this escrow to finalize their transaction.
Most of these sellers accept payments done via bank transfers, PayPal, cash, or credit cards. If you want to invest in cryptocurrencies but don’t know a credible buyer to patronize, visit Coinxes and you will be linked with scores of potential sellers. Take advantage of the numerous payment options to trade via any platform you find convenient.
Features of Coinxes P2P Exchange
Coinxes has amazing features that contribute to its efficiency and make it the go-to cryptocurrency exchange for digital currency lovers and investors. A couple of these benefits are:
  1. Multiple currencies supported
While some exchanges limit their operations to few digital currencies, Coinxes offers you the opportunity to trade with different currencies. You can trade in Ethereum, Bitcoin, Litecoin, Neo, and other highly-traded digital currencies.
  1. Ease of use
You don’t have to be an expert in online transactions before using this exchange. Starting from the user-friendly interface to the readily accessible menus, navigating around the exchange is effortless.
You also have the opportunity to use a wide range of payment options without restricting yourself to one or two options. Upon the receipt of payment, your account will instantly be credited with your currency. That is super easy.
  1. Anonymous transaction
If you are scared of revealing your identity while conducting online transactions, rest assured that the exchange has put all necessary measures in place to guarantee your anonymity while trading.
With the P2P system, you will conduct your transactions anonymously and the privacy and security that they offer should give you peace of mind.
  1. Instant payment
On some platforms, payments are made a couple of days after verification. This may deny you the opportunity of having access to your money whenever you need it. Coinxes addresses this issue by implementing an automated payment process that allows you to have access to your money on the spot without waiting for days and all withdrawals are entirely free.
Benefits of trading on Coinxes P2P Exchange
The mode of operation of this exchange comes with tons of benefits. While trading on Coinxes, you will find the platform extremely easy to use due to these huge benefits:
  1. Secure transactions
The decentralized P2P system ensures that all payments are verified before they are released from escrow. That is a way to guarantee secure transactions. Furthermore, Coinxes doesn’t store digital currencies. Thus, you are not prone to hacking due to the security offered by the system. This makes Coinxes a safe environment where you can trade digital currencies without the fear of losing your investment.
  1. Trading management is possible
You are in absolute control of your transaction. You will personally enter an agreement with sellers and set your own trading volume, the price, and your preferred payment options.
If you are a seller, your digital currency will only be released after the seller’s payment is verified. You won’t be charged any withdrawal fees when withdrawing your money after the transaction.
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience smooth transactions and swift payment through any payment option of your choice.
Create an account on this exchange and conduct your transactions with relative ease and peace of mind.

/r/AskReddit/u/karljobst ● Mon Nov 19 2018 20:07:40 GMT-0600[See on Reddit]
What is it that nobody tells you about having children?
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/r/AskReddit/u/karljobst ● Sat Nov 17 2018 18:41:10 GMT-0600[See on Reddit]
What is something GOOD happening in the world you wished more people knew about?
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/r/gifs/u/karljobst ● Fri Nov 16 2018 19:18:32 GMT-0600[See on Reddit]
Road on the clouds
https://i.imgur.com/JdJF20R.gifv

/r/CryptoCurrency/u/karljobst ● Wed Nov 14 2018 12:47:07 GMT-0600[See on Reddit]
A New Partnership!
https://steemit.com/crypto/@aquaintel/a-new-partnership

/r/CryptoCurrency/u/karljobst ● Tue Nov 13 2018 13:38:15 GMT-0600[See on Reddit]
AlchemyCoin has forged a partnership with AQUA Intelligence
https://medium.com/alchemy-coin/alc...rtnership-with-aqua-intelligence-ad471974c5ce

/r/CryptoCurrency/u/karljobst ● Tue Nov 13 2018 12:06:33 GMT-0600[See on Reddit]
XERA: The Ultimate Cryptocurrency Exchange
Over the years, the cryptocurrency world has evolved drastically. There has been an increasing demand for digital currencies across the world. Therefore, it is understandable that many cryptocurrency exchanges are created to attend to the increasing needs of cryptocurrency enthusiasts.
While having tons of cryptocurrency exchanges to cater to people’s needs is commendable, it is quite unfortunate that these exchanges are not living up to their billings.
Some areas where these exchanges are found wanting include lack of liquidity, security issues, poor customer service, limited order types, lack of crypto-fiat exchange, and latency problems. This barrage of problems has drastically reduced their efficiency while cryptocurrency users are always looking for a better alternative, an exchange that will tick all the boxes.
XERA exchange was created to fill the void left by the other exchanges. It was designed “to transform the way cryptocurrencies are traded, offering traders and investors a seamlessly integrated solution for their cryptocurrency investing.”
How does this exchange intend to achieve its promises and be the perfect solution to the numerous challenges that cryptocurrency investors have been struggling with?
XERA Features
To enable the exchange to meet up with its promises, it offers:
• Lightning fast cryptocurrency exchange. • Multiple orders such as Once Cancels Other, Stop-Limit, Market, Fill or Kill, Trailing Stop, and other order types. • The exchange also offers top-notch security against unapproved accessibility and theft. • Fiat integration is also supported to enable investors to get paid in fiat currencies.
All these features are what make this exchange a unique exchange that will resolve all the challenges that cryptocurrency traders are currently facing with the existing exchanges.
At the moment, the exchange has several ICOs listed on its website. Some of the ICOs it currently lists are ICOSLOT, Bull, ICO bench, ICOHOLDER, COINPREDICTOR, ICO link, and others.
Thus, if you need ICOs to invest in, you can go through the exchange’s listings and find the right ICO that meets your investment requirements.
Security
XERA offers second-to-none security features. The exchange has put all necessary measures in place to ensure the absolute security of your investment. Some of these measures include:
• Document fraud detection: This fraud-detection mechanism allows billions of users to be verified to leave zero room for fraud.
• Liveness detection: The exchange ensures that only real people sign up to the platform. • Single sign up: Multiple signing up for fraudulent purposes is prevented. The secure SDK or mobile app conducts a one-time verification that eliminates repeated registration to enforce maximum security.
Customer Support
The dependable security system is supported by a competent Customer Support team through the 3-tier multilingual support system operated by the exchange. The security system includes:
• Technical and subject matter experts. • Global customer service experts. • Fraudulence and security experts.
You can access the Customer Support team via live chat, phone calls, and email. You can contact the team at any hour of the day without restrictions.
If you want your cryptocurrency investment to be handled by a competent and credible cryptocurrency exchange with security as the watchword, XERA is the answer.
Xera Milestone
Xera is already making headway in the trading and exchange ecosystem with the approval of some projects which are set to be launched soonest. They include DGB, NEM, Credits, POWER, LISK, DASH, OMG and TRON.
Xera is joining forces with Pecum.io to create brand awareness and trust, thereby enabling access to supplementary services and new market base as well as improve its financial capacity.
Xera is also trusted by IBM’s Global Entrepreneur program which currently accepts it start-ups that are in their rudimentary phases. IBM is famous for offering cloud services that are enterprise-grade, AI technology, funding credits, Internet of Things, and Blockchain technology.

/r/BlockChain/u/karljobst ● Thu Nov 08 2018 12:17:09 GMT-0600[See on Reddit]
Hilton Strategic Cooperation Project AQUA Receives Strategic Investment of 1.6 Million Dollars from Hong Kong Longtou Capital
http://www.bnlio.io/WebShop/News_detail.aspx?id=87

/r/CryptoCurrency/u/karljobst ● Mon Nov 05 2018 13:18:01 GMT-0600[See on Reddit]
Alliance Token
Today, the blockchain is the forefront of distributed ledger technology, which ensures there isn’t any dilution but accurate trades, purchases, and redemptions. However, the Alliance Token is built on the blockchain, which is provided by the state of the art Waves Platform. The Alliance Token platform is one that offers its members numerous benefits.
Members are assured of deriving all the benefits of blockchain security, transparency as well as a reliable infrastructure. The Alliance Token has value within the Alliance Membership, which gives members access to unique experiences, special events, and the opportunities to participate in auctions and luxury raffles.
Being part of the Alliance Token platform, it offers you the opportunity of gaining exclusive luxury offers including support children’s charitable foundation, and non-profit groups. You can think of Alliance Token platform as a crowdsourcing platform but one, which gives back to those that, need it. Interestingly, it is global, anonymous, and backed by a blockchain ledger, which ensures there isn’t any dilution to the total Alliance Token float.
Your membership gives you limited availability of goods, luxury raffle prizes, unique events, secure wallet, fast transactions, and easy exchange. Additionally, you have further private member access to the Alliance Token platform.
Finally, the Alliance Affiliate programs offer members the opportunity to earn money while being part of the platform. You can get recurring commissions as long as those who use your affiliate links buy the Alliance Token. The Alliance Token affiliate program is a sure way of building passive income. The affiliate program offers both signup commissions and recurring commissions with which you can increase your passive income. Remember, the more people that purchase the Alliance Token, the more revenue you create for yourself.

/r/smallbusiness/u/karljobst ● Sun Nov 04 2018 16:08:22 GMT-0600[See on Reddit]
WeGather Influencer Competition
Make your influence and connections matter in the FREE REFERRAL COMPETITION We’ve put up a prize pool of $30,000 USD for our top ten winners Not only dollar-dollar bills, but the chance to be mentored by Brett Dawson, the former CEO of Dimension Data (an $8Bn revenue company), and founder of venture capital fund, Campan.

/r/CryptoCurrency/u/karljobst ● Sat Nov 03 2018 18:39:19 GMT-0500[See on Reddit]
The Smigg Project – Improving the Needs of internet users
The SMIGG project is an advanced approach aimed at changing how we think and respond with the world of e-commerce through virtualization and digitalization, which is essential for tokenization of the blockchain.
It deals with the technical concepts behind smart contracts, the blockchain, Ethereum, and DAAP. The purpose of the platform is to create solutions, which describes the needs for successful data-driven investments. It is also aimed at providing a blockchain based search engine with the facility for the creativity of job for freelancing, monetization, software development, and other innovation.
In order to make online transaction easier and fun, the SMIGG project will deliver a flexible payment system functioning as a single click, which moves funds throughout the world. This will make shopping much easier than it used to be. The Smigg payment system uses a powerful method for its online P2P and is decentralized and secured for its users. The platform has the Smigg Coin and comes with numerous benefits for its users. The blockchain infrastructure helps to incorporate the blockchain technology using a secured search system and monetization to provide relevant job opportunities and a secure payment system throughout the world.
The presale of the Smigg Coin (SMGC) has already begun since 29 October 2018 and will end on 30 November 2018. The available currencies for its presale include DASH, LTC, BTC, ETH etc. with 900 million tokens available for sales. Interestingly, there is no minimum transaction available for its presale with 1 SMGC equivalent to 0.01 USD.
The Smigg Innovation Fund
The Smigg project also comes with a community where the community ideas will be voted for and funded. Smigg is researching and developing a decentralized Fund based system. As we all known decentralized funds isn’t something that is new to most people. However, the Smigg Foundation is a wonderful innovation initiated by advisors and technician who had extensive experience in the creation and development of ICO. The innovation fund is aimed at funding to support other projects, which has the potential of becoming successful in the future.
The token sale is ongoing and buying a token is equivalent to investing in a brighter future. Remarkably, as a participant of the presale, it gives you the best position to be fully involved in the operations of the Smigg project. Interestingly, as long as you have an internet connection and a smartphone, you can be part of the global marketplace. This is possible through the Smigg Mobile App, which is user-friendly and gives you updates each minute. The app comes with other benefits such as professional network, wallet aggregation, natural language understanding, unique search system, and crypto-news creation. Furthermore, it comes with reduced expensive fees thereby giving you the liberty to save more.
Take advantage of the Smigg Project and invest in the future by participating in its ongoing presale, which is scheduled to end on 30 November 2018. Join something that is worthwhile!

/r/CryptoCurrency/u/karljobst ● Sat Nov 03 2018 16:02:56 GMT-0500[See on Reddit]
Hilton Strategic Cooperation Project AQUA Receives Strategic Investment of 1.6 Million Dollars from Hong Kong Longtou Capital
http://www.bnlio.io/WebShop/News_detail.aspx?id=87

/r/CryptoCurrency/u/karljobst ● Wed Oct 31 2018 15:01:41 GMT-0500[See on Reddit]
Aqua Intelligence and Alchemy Coin Form Alliance to Revolutionize The DLT Lending and Business Ecosystem
https://zycrypto.com/aqua-intellige...onize-the-dlt-lending-and-business-ecosystem/

/r/SampleSize/u/karljobst ● Tue Oct 30 2018 14:01:19 GMT-0500[See on Reddit]
[Casual] GAIWAN Tea Survey (All Welcome)
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSclG1CHE_x3Z62B-BEZax6AmfZ2Gnp3-droWQTC4PYKqcrQ3A/viewform

/r/BlockChain/u/karljobst ● Mon Oct 29 2018 14:18:29 GMT-0500[See on Reddit]
AQUA Intelligence and Alchemy Coin Partner - P2P Lending Network
https://www.chipin.com/aqua-intelligence-and-alchemy-coin-partner/

/r/CryptoCurrency/u/karljobst ● Sun Oct 28 2018 13:10:54 GMT-0500[See on Reddit]
AQUA Intelligence Adds Tech Exec Chuck Goldman To Its Advisory Board
https://news.ibinex.com/2018/10/12/...ech-exec-chuck-goldman-to-its-advisory-board/

/r/BlockChain/u/karljobst ● Sat Oct 27 2018 14:50:57 GMT-0500[See on Reddit]
AQUA Intelligence, Alchemy Coin to develop consumer profiles
https://nxtalpha.com/aqua-intelligence-alchemy-coin-to-develop-consumer-profiles/

/r/BlockChain/u/karljobst ● Thu Oct 25 2018 13:47:52 GMT-0500[See on Reddit]
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AQUA Intelligence and it’s Three-Part Component – Saj Borja – Medium
https://medium.com/@borjasaj2/aqua-intelligence-and-its-three-part-component-a9173c3e7558

/r/smallbusiness/u/karljobst ● Wed Oct 24 2018 16:36:11 GMT-0500[See on Reddit]
A discussion and competition about growth hackers
It's the platform for valuable discussions, led by validated experts and enthusiasts, on any topic you might be passionate about Read more at https://www.wegather.online/growth

/r/CryptoCurrency/u/karljobst ● Tue Oct 23 2018 14:06:30 GMT-0500[See on Reddit]
Can Bitcoin Be A Better Currency Than The Dollar?
https://www.ibtimes.com/can-bitcoin...SVmABSOAI2XhIOi8bjMKKhoIm0F6n2hFherdoPtdQwyuI

/r/CryptoCurrency/u/karljobst ● Fri Oct 19 2018 13:23:43 GMT-0500[See on Reddit]
The Secret of Consumer Trust
https://www.coinannouncer.com/the-secret-of-consumer-trust/

/r/CryptoCurrency/u/karljobst ● Wed Oct 17 2018 13:40:57 GMT-0500[See on Reddit]
AQUA Intelligence Adds Tech Exec Chuck Goldman To Its Advisory Board
https://news.ibinex.com/2018/10/12/...ech-exec-chuck-goldman-to-its-advisory-board/

/r/seduction/u/karljobst ● Sun Sep 13 2015 08:51:50 GMT-0500[See on Reddit]
[Infield Video] Easy and simple approach to overcome Approach Anxiety
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRvgr-2dclc

/r/seduction/u/karljobst ● Fri Sep 11 2015 05:32:18 GMT-0500[See on Reddit]
Approach Anxiety is just like Bad Posture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2BGzym4Q0M

/r/seduction/u/karljobst ● Sun Sep 06 2015 10:21:07 GMT-0500[See on Reddit]
[Approach Anxiety] Why most men will never approach women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPzmCQPxnX0&feature=youtu.be

/r/n64/u/karljobst ● Sun Oct 12 2014 02:29:51 GMT-0500[See on Reddit]
Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Super Mario 64 and Goldeneye 007 beaten in under 1 hour!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKv5l7OejtE

/r/speedrun/u/karljobst ● Sat Oct 11 2014 06:39:55 GMT-0500[See on Reddit]

[WR] Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Super Mario 64 and Goldeneye 007 beaten in under 1 hour! (51:00)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKv5l7OejtE
r/todayilearned by u/karljobst
November 13, 2018
https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilear...mad_men_actors_smoked_ecstacy_herbal/e9morjr/
Score: 10
Smoking real tobacco is only legal in California if it's "integral to the story." Otherwise, it falls under the normal workplace smoking ban.

r/vlog by u/karljobst
November 4, 2018
https://www.reddit.com/r/vlog/comme..._the_western_media_doesnt_show_about/e9282u2/
Score: 1
Wow Great!

r/Watches by u/karljobst
November 2, 2018
https://www.reddit.com/r/Watches/comments/9tmzfj/budget_titanium_automatic/e8xkb9w/
Score: 2
I have a mvmt and dw and they're both crap. It looks like this one is currently live on Kickstarter with about a week left. thanks for the heads up

r/Watches by u/karljobst
November 1, 2018
https://www.reddit.com/r/Watches/comments/9tdit0/titanium_automatic_under_155/e8vhmvd/
Score: 1
I just read up on their campaign, it looks pretty professional. They mentioned that its only a team of 2 who run it. Im assuming thats why the price is so low.

r/CryptoCurrency by u/karljobst
October 30, 2018
https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurr...estments_is_better_than_other_crypto/e8qutsa/
Score: -1
Cool..... Looks like a real deal to me!!!!

r/CryptoCurrency by u/karljobst
October 21, 2018
https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurr...an_blockchain_shake_up_the_future_of/e8715kw/
Score: 1
Everything is tried and tested, nothing worked! So, Blockchain is the only shining light in the tunnel to change it! Fingers crossed!

r/CryptoCurrency by u/karljobst
October 13, 2018
https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurr...teway_to_the_world_of_crypto_finance/e7pompm/
Score: 1
Buying tokens or coins directly has been made easy with the introduction of Zircash. Before now, I used to transfer money to a third-party to buy Token on my behalf. I must commend the team behind Zircash. In addition, another high point of the Zircash platform is that it is self-executing using smart contracts after 30 days of initiation. So, waiting to see what happens next!

r/speedrun by u/karljobst
March 9, 2016
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/49o7tn/comment/d0tegko
Score: 1
That doesn't look right. I think what you're after is this... https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B00QIL6TZ0?psc=1 The single input will split the signal into the 2 outputs. The one you have will join 2 inputs into one output.

r/speedrun by u/karljobst
March 8, 2016
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/49hgkw/comment/d0s6glb
Score: 58
Clench level was very high.

r/askscience by u/karljobst
February 12, 2016
https://www.reddit.com/r/askscience/comments/458vhd/comment/czx3b9y
Score: 1
Thank you :)

r/askscience by u/karljobst
February 11, 2016
https://www.reddit.com/r/askscience/comments/458vhd/comment/czwsuw5
Score: 2
Are you able to explain how they determine the distance mass of the objects? How are lighter objects at closer distances distinguishable from heavier objects at further distances?

r/seduction by u/karljobst
September 16, 2015
https://www.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/3l7m2f/comment/cv43kfm
Score: 1
I wouldn't worry about eye contact at all. Just approach. I don't understand where you got the impression you need eye contact before you approach.

r/seduction by u/karljobst
September 16, 2015
https://www.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/3l4w4a/comment/cv3b6zo
Score: 1
I'm just messin, but I know your situation because a long time ago there was a girl who I thought was really awesome (not just a girl I wanted to bang, but a lot more). She was young though and wanted to wait. But every time we got into a bedroom alone I'd get physical and try to push it. Didn't end well because of that. My advice for the future, if a chick says she wants to wait and you dig her a lot. Don't push the physical shit. Let her control it for the most part or you seem like a needy desperate douche and then afterwards you kick yourself for not being more patient.

r/seduction by u/karljobst
September 16, 2015
https://www.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/3l4w4a/comment/cv3b4do
Score: 3
"I start telling her I'm sorry and that I was more than just some horny dude. She didn't believe me." I'm just imagining this fantasy world where chicks just blindly believe what we say... You: I'm more than a horny dude Her: Oh really? Cause all we did was make out and there wasn't really any substance to what was going on, or any attempt to do anything with me except try to grope me. You: Yeah I know right, but it's true. Her: Wow nice! That's so refreshing to hear :) You: Also, I'm really attractive. Her: Yeah now that you mention it you totally are! You: I'm pretty much amazing, also totally fuckable. Her: I never saw it before but you're right! Let's fuck!

r/seduction by u/karljobst
September 16, 2015
https://www.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/3l4s4k/comment/cv38tdf
Score: 2
I don't understand why daygame is the 'key'. I'm pretty sure you can get laid by going to bars and clubs (me and a couple of others guys have achieved this before). Hell, you can even get laid AT bars and clubs.

r/seduction by u/karljobst
September 16, 2015
https://www.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/3l4s4k/comment/cv38ny8
Score: 1
aaahhhhhh in your original posted you said 'offer girls alcohol', kinda gave the impression they weren't paying for it. All's good then. Glad we had this chat lol

r/seduction by u/karljobst
September 16, 2015
https://www.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/3l4s4k/comment/cv38hwy
Score: 1
Providing alcohol to younger girls may give him a ticket to social gatherings or parties or whatever. I hope he wouldn't buy shit like that and expect the girls to want to fuck him just for that. He'd need to work on kino etc once in that position.

r/seduction by u/karljobst
September 16, 2015
https://www.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/3l4nx4/comment/cv38dlv
Score: 1
Yeah we don't know anything about you. Could be a million reasons why they blew you off. Get good at meeting new women and you won't be so depressed and needy.

r/seduction by u/karljobst
September 16, 2015
https://www.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/3l4s4k/comment/cv37yqc
Score: 1
I must admit I don't know the american college scene. So I don't know if buying alcohol for women and being vague in your responses will get you laid by sluts. What I do know though is that being generally more attractive (having ambition, goals) etc work pretty well. In the end though it will come down to his ability to close either way.

r/seduction by u/karljobst
September 16, 2015
https://www.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/3l4s4k/comment/cv37qws
Score: 8
- Don't tell them you're studying? - Buy them alcohol/weed? Sorry but I have to respectfully disagree. Any decent girl will find a guy who is studying hard and trying to build a career attractive. Seriously, if you're busy studying (so that it's kinda hard to fit them into your schedule) you are a good catch and girls will know it. If they ask what you've up to, tell them you've been studying a lot trying to get good grades. Buying girls alcohol is the same as buying a girl a drink in a club, which anyone who's studied any pick up at all know is a chump move. Avoid that if you can. As far as game, I have no comment, check other comments.

r/seduction by u/karljobst
September 15, 2015
https://www.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/3l40ot/comment/cv35wia
Score: 1
I doubt anyone is saying looks dont matter. A lot of new guys confuse 'you dont need to be good looking' with 'it doesnt matter what you look like'. Btw, you should go to the gym or at least work out/exercise for reasons that are too obvious and well known to list.

r/seduction by u/karljobst
September 13, 2015
https://www.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/3ks9r5/comment/cv0fit9
Score: 1
If you are struggling to leave the house, go see a professional psychologist.

r/seduction by u/karljobst
September 13, 2015
https://www.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/3ks6uu/comment/cv0dulx
Score: 5
The advice of 'push until you get blown out' is why a lot people dont approach at all. If you can have that mentality and actually do it thats great. This is for people with high AA. Yes you can continue the the conversation when you are ready. But dont feel the pressure of HAVING to do that every set. Also as i mentioned, this is not a video on how to pick up. It is a demonstration of how to correctly deal with high levels of anxiety.

r/seduction by u/karljobst
September 13, 2015
https://www.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/3ks6uu/comment/cv0dmc0
Score: 1
Yeah definitely. If you can do more, do more. But if you cant, dont let the pressure of having to do more stop you from doing anything. And youre right its great to do for the first few sets to warm up.

r/seduction by u/karljobst
September 12, 2015
https://www.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/3kph4k/comment/cuzhs1i
Score: 1
Like anything, there are good products and bad products. The tried and true products like 'Blueprint' for example are worth the money. Ive done the naughty and downloaded some stuff for free, but ive also spent a couple thousand for products too. Why? Because i believe its not worth the risk to not master this area. Seriously, do whatever the fuck you can (even if it means paying money) to get this area handled. Its WORTH IT :) Just do research first before buying.

r/seduction by u/karljobst
September 12, 2015
https://www.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/3kmx74/comment/cuysteq
Score: 9
My 2 cents - from my own experience. I used to have the same problem, girls (some fucking hot) would casual with me a few times and then bail hard and unexpectedly. Nothing would stick. You said you were hot, fit and active. These things might make a woman want to fuck you, but these aren't the things women will want to be in a relationship with you for. For a woman to commit to you a lot of it has to do with being able to rationalise to herself why she should be with you. Telling herself, 'he's hot', won't be enough to make her commit. To make her commit you need long term shit and stuff that she can respect (and can convince other women to respect). I.e Your passion, your intelligence, where you're going with your life, how you make her life better, how you can teach her, how you can inspire her. i.e My current long term GF said basically she was cool dating me, but there was this time I sat her down and played a beautiful piano piece for her (showing her depth, passion), and she said it was that moment she told herself she wants to commit.

r/seduction by u/karljobst
September 11, 2015
https://www.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/3kiyrr/comment/cuxrvwf
Score: 3
Bad posture, if left unchecked, starts to mess the body up. Eventually it gets to the point where even if you want to have good posture it's not really possible because the muscles and bones have changed structure. So even if you make a decision to sit up straight for example, it's not really possible. What you'd need to do is specific exercises in order to realign the muscles and bones. The same thing happens with fear. If you've experienced approach anxiety for a long time eventually your brain becomes conditioned to the fear and even if you've made a decision to change it's almost impossible. Once the fear has been conditioned logic and reason no longer work. So at this point you'd need to do specific exercises in order to start de-conditioning yourself to the fear. Start small and work your way up. Learn about exposure therapy and focus on fixing your anxiety response rather than picking up women. Eventually once your fear response has been reconditioned you can start using dating and pick up advice. This is for guys who have had AA for a long time and don't know how to overcome it.

r/seduction by u/karljobst
September 10, 2015
https://www.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/3k3h6p/comment/cuwhwum
Score: 1
A completely honest 'you' would say "I only had one", the rest of the sentence had nothing to do with what she asked. 80% of your response was you ranting about your problems for no reason. Try to answer the questions people are actually asking instead of dumping your own shit on top of it.

r/seduction by u/karljobst
September 6, 2015
https://www.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/3jv3py/comment/cusijko
Score: 2
Hey guys, I'm creating a new youtube channel to specifically help men overcome approach anxiety. Looking for feedback/opinions on the content so I can make it as helpful as possible. Sorry about the shitty set up I'll improve that over time :) About me: doing pick up/game for 9 years. But I don't teach pick up (or claim to), I focus on building confidence.

r/Fitness by u/karljobst
August 11, 2015
https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/3gn95t/comment/ctzzhan
Score: 2
People have gotten hit by cars jogging on the side of the road, that doesn't put me off running. There are people that have freak accidents with literally EVERYTHING.

r/gaming by u/karljobst
October 12, 2014
https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/2iz53i/comment/cl76iwa
Score: 5
Thanks guys :) I know the run isn't super impressive for top speedrunners but it was really fun to do. For reference the WR's for each category I did are OoT - 18:10, SM64 - 15:44 (16 star) and GE - 21:51. Total = 55:55. So if you played each WR run back to back I was faster by about 5 minutes ;)

r/speedrun by u/karljobst
October 11, 2014
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/2ixsyf/comment/cl71trv
Score: 3
Yeah for sure. I would love to get the time down below 50 and eventually around 45 minutes when I'm super awesome at all three games.

r/speedrun by u/karljobst
October 11, 2014
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/2ixsyf/comment/cl71snv
Score: 4
Thanks bro. My pb's are GE - 22:26, SM64 - 18:38 and Oot - 22:18.

r/speedrun by u/karljobst
October 11, 2014
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/2ixsyf/comment/cl6lx44
Score: 13
I was thinking that as well. I was hoping something like this could be looked at for 2016 if it's popular :)

r/speedrun by u/karljobst
October 11, 2014
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/2ixsyf/comment/cl6idck
Score: 27
I played 3 consoles simultaneously. So I'm not playing each game back to back. I therefore have the luxury of playing another game while a cutscene etc is playing.

r/speedrun by u/karljobst
October 11, 2014
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/2ixsyf/comment/cl6i68r
Score: 29
Thanks guys :) I know the run isn't super impressive for top speedrunners but it was really fun to do. For reference the WR's for each category I did are OoT - 18:10, SM64 - 15:44 (16 star) and GE - 21:51. Total = 55:55. So if you played each WR run back to back I was faster by about 5 minutes ;)
 
I think Billy being in this situation just makes Karl even more retarded looking. Because Billy revels in how upset he makes people. He's like a heel, as Josh said. So when you have Karl being so retarded that Billy comes out looking almost sympathetic, it's like a comedy multiplier.
I wouldn’t go far enough to say he’s sympathetic; driving a speedrunner to suicide through mass legal fees because said speedrunner hurt his feelings, then suing someone else who called him out on it, seems like something Billy would actually do. It just turns out he didn’t.
 
Not surprising, Mutahar has always been a social chameleon who learns to blend in with his surroundings, both to avoid controversy and to earn money. This has (mostly) worked out for him, the former two on the other hand are just absolute retards(Asmongold admitted he's a dumb cock sucker or something similar recently himself when he got clowned on for liking Avowed).
At least gold can admit when he's wrong usually
 
Am I the only one who's bewildered that people download fucking porn in the modern age? Like I could understand if it was back in the day and you didn't want to have your jerkoff session interrupted by buffering but what reason could you possibly have for downloading now? It must be some kind of fucked up coom addict compulsion or something?
These people make it a part of their personality. See in the discord message, he jokes that it's hypothetical but Google could answer this question for you, he just wanted to share with his fellow gooners.

Also when I used to watch porn years ago now, the entire process from opening the browser to beating off would take 5 minutes. I couldn't imagine dedicating this much time to something like that and needing a tb+ collection in order to feel satisfied. It also screams that he has some ... Different... Tastes. Not accusing him of anything in particular but really... It's mind blowing.

He does hang out with troons all day though, they have his back no questions asked.


On another thought, do you this Karl has the gaul to ask for more money from donations? Personally I think it would be a horrible move and just drive more people away. He's taking an awfully long time to come up with an apology (excuse) video.
 
On another thought, do you this Karl has the gaul to ask for more money from donations? Personally I think it would be a horrible move and just drive more people away. He's taking an awfully long time to come up with an apology (excuse) video.
No, I wouldn't put it past him to ask for more money at all, just like I don't expect him to properly apologize.

If he doesn't ask his fans for it, how else is he gonna get the money needed to pay Billy and his lawyers off? His garbage sponsors don't pay THAT well. He needs an influx of cash, like now.

He could do this, and I'm sure a handful of parasocial people would give him something, but nothing like before, and even that wouldn't be close to enough.
 
No, I wouldn't put it past him to ask for more money at all, just like I don't expect him to properly apologize.

If he doesn't ask his fans for it, how else is he gonna get the money needed to pay Billy and his lawyers off? His garbage sponsors don't pay THAT well. He needs an influx of cash, like now.

He could do this, and I'm sure a handful of parasocial people would give him something, but nothing like before, and even that wouldn't be close to enough.
Exactly. How he could really move forward would be to apologise properly, sell his house and downsize then build back up over time if he regains enough trust.

I think he is too self righteous for this though, he will probably beg his audience. In all honesty he may even have a decent chunk saved up. Who knows.

All I know is that this thread will only be getting inside of his head and making things much, much worse.
 
Here's how Bernie Karl can still win:

1. Take out massive life insurance policy
2. Write suicide note specifically naming Billy Mitchell as the reason for his suicide
3. Wait until minimum period before insurance kicks in
4. Kill self
5. Have Asmongold make video accusing Billy of causing Karl's suicide
6. Billy sues gold
7. Roach man wins lolsuit
8. ????????
9. Profit
 
Nigger you're asking to be doxed by sharing this information in a featured thread.
You can just search the username, he has been using it all over the place.
Kinda like Karl.

His pfp on his wordpress is an actual photo. Genius. (archive/archive)
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I can't be bothered to look further, but looks like a solid candidate for the hall of shame.
 
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