Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Just for clarification he didn't say his net was down anywhere I Didn't look close he just said 8 hours and I was making up DSP excuses for dramatic effect.
Either way he missed his stream date. So who knows WTF he's doing. Maybe he's having a meltdown that he can't write 5 lines of text to upload to steam.

 

[Sissy]

He just needs to give in and start writing this self insert fanfic of his the way he's always wanted to deep down. Its time for him to get his pooner wife to start drawing pictures of his character fucking the animals, thats how he wants to close the story, he has sex with all the animals and they tell him how great he is at having sex with them. Pivot it into a straight up furry porn game, honestly that would probably be the best move he could make financially, the game would actually have appeal to some group of people.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

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Can't wait for him to play Blue Prince on stream so we can witness his unfiltered intellect with no aid what so ever.

He just needs to give in and start writing this self insert fanfic of his the way he's always wanted to deep down.

Wdym? Heartbound is the self insert fanfic.

 

[Aidan]

I don't think he can even register as a 501 because his operation would then need to draft a mission statement, policy guideline, procedures etc specific to animal rescue. Then he'd need to register a treasury account and show accounting for said policies towards stipulated endgoals typical of animal rescue shelters. That would limit the scope of what he can do significantly, assuming what he wants to do is collect ferrets like Pokemon.

It makes sense to avoid registering his "rescue" because he's lazy and hates accountability. From his perspective it could only serve to out him.

 

[VanClyde]

AWW JEEZ GUYS MY INTERNETS BEEN OUT FOR OVER 24 HOURS. GEEZ> AH COULDN'T DO ANYTHING.

OH NO! NOT THE 3GBPS UP/DOWN FIBER INTERNET (FASTER THAN YOURS, GL GETTING A PULL) DOWN???

 

[ADHD Mate]

He just had to rewrite bunch of stuff guys. He is almost finished. Probably 99% ready!
[STEAM]

 

[PrestonHolt]

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He just had to rewrite bunch of stuff guys. He is almost finished. Probably 99% ready!
[STEAM]

At least he's responding, all the other messages that were not so friendly were deleted over the week.
Tho i really like the "I'm almost finished, entire week have gone since last change, and he still can't finish. Rakieta's lvl impotency.

 

[Ducks Sorted in a Row]

Over the past few months, I've had extremely vivid dreams with solid continuity (a rarity) where I come into possession of an animal of some kind, and spend time looking after it, cats dogs horses rabbits you name it... Last night's was a ferret, which leads me to believe this means the new Heartbound update will be dropping TODAY. Stay tuned kiwis...

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

This is some classic high school shit. I bet he started one day before the deadline and is now desperately trying to cobble something together that can pass for an update. Can't wait to see what a load of nothing it's going to be.

 

[East_Clintwood]

Sure the update still isn't out, but have you guys considered that maybe it's actually Steam's fault?

Of course in typical ballwasher fashion this retard doesn't actually know what they're talking about

a)You only get the tag once you pass 12 months without an update, meaning Maldy could ignore it for ages without issue after he pushed previous updates

b)Steam doesn't actually require the updates to be stable, or have any quality requirements at all for the patch, as evidenced by the shit they regularly allow to be pushed on their store.

c)Even if they did, they didn't set the 1st of the month, Maldy did. He could have just as easily gone for 2 monthly, or quarterly, or literally not announced a target at all and gone for the "it'll be out when it's ready" approach that so many studios do.

 

[The sticky sock]

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He just had to rewrite bunch of stuff guys. He is almost finished. Probably 99% ready!
[STEAM]

"Who takes this bloke seriously anymore? A quarter of a month just to do a rewrite? What do you reckon the project agenda looks like?

'Finally, I'm writing my monthly update, time to review my work! AWWW crikey, I have to rewrite some stuff. This is gonna drag me well into April to get sorted!'

 

[PHUCKERPRIME]

He gloats about storing his passwords and keys in exif data in images.

I'm an ultra retard. What is the difference between this and, say, keeping a piece of paper around with your passwords on it, preferably away from webcams and in a secret drawer/place? Barring someone physically intruding in your house to steal it.

 

[Ducks Sorted in a Row]

I'm an ultra retard. What is the difference between this and, say, keeping a piece of paper around with your passwords on it, preferably away from webcams and in a secret drawer/place? Barring soneone physically intruding in your house to steal it.

The difference is someone can't steal a piece of paper over the Internet.

 

[Aidan]

I'm an ultra retard. What is the difference between this and, say, keeping a piece of paper around with your passwords on it, preferably away from webcams and in a secret drawer/place? Barring soneone physically intruding in your house to steal it.

The difference is it's arguably less secure because it's trivial to parse out the data he's hiding once you know it's there. Mald is the type Terry Davis was talking about when saying niggers enjoy complexity and programmers enjoy simplicity.

To Mald, the more convoluted he can make something, the smarter he thinks he looks. This is why he builds a community of retards, people who are impressed by forced complexity. People with a functional retard detector roll their eyes and move on. Blind leading the blind, pseuds impressing pseuds.

 

[Jershua Coomer Troon]

Mald is the type Terry Davis was talking about when saying niggers enjoy complexity and programmers enjoy simplicity.

Terry had the right idea. It's been said that you truly understand a subject when you can explain it to in terms that a layman would understand. The midwit meme is real.

 

[Is_A_Chair]

https://archive.is/qXvXs

Lol. I don't completely disagree with it, but there is bad code. And we all know who's code that describes.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

To Mald, the more convoluted he can make something, the smarter he thinks he looks. This is why he builds a community of retards, people who are impressed by forced complexity.

Click bellow (the video you're talking about included):

1 Timothy 6:4​

He is puffed up with conceit and understands nothing. He has an unhealthy craving for controversy and for quarrels about words, which produce envy, dissension, slander, evil suspicions,​

1 Corinthians 8:2​

If anyone imagines that he knows something, he does not yet know as he ought to know.​

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Some twitch meme


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Coincidentally PS is coping at the exact same time about the fact his code and coding work ethic is garbage.

Whose gonna tell him

 

[Frightened Rabbit]

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https://archive.is/qXvXs

Lol. I don't completely disagree with it, but there is bad code. And we all know who's code that describes.

This line is as overused and misunderstood as "there is no good art", it's complete cope, it's just a justification to excuse people's lack of skill and investment.

 

[potato sack]

there is good code, there are languages better than others for specific problems

believing otherwise means validating your own impostor syndrome by being the impostor. it is no surprise maldy qualifies

 

[Some Spaceman]

"There is no good code" is what you tell a teenager who has self esteem issues over not grasping programming topics, you do not tell it to man-children who think they're the next coming of christ. Programming languages are built with purposes in mind and within those languages there are methods of writing code that are well understood to be superior to others due to performance, scalability, or readability. You can write bad code. You can write absolutely horrific code. Mald is an example of someone who writes bad code, because he does not write his code to scale well or be readable. He takes the path of least immediate resistance, which has bit him in the ass as now his gigantic array of story values is completely impossible to comprehend or expand on.