The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things

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I would unironically play this as long as it had a story like San Andreas
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Not going to lie I would also be interested in India simulator. There better be mechanics such as heaps of poop on street corners causing your car to swerve, random Indian NPCs being struck by trains and scammer rhythm games where you have to tap the right button combo to get a 50 dollar gift card from an 80 year old widow.
 
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MG-34 said:
Not going to lie I would also be interested in India simulator. There better be mechanics such as heaps of poop on street corners causing your car to swerve, random Indian NPCs being struck by trains and scammer rhythm games where you have to tap the right button combo to get a 50 dollar gift card from an 80 year old widow.
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I would only be interested if I could instigate a nuclear war with Pakistan.
Spend 3hrs in the gym pressing A on the gamepad, so I can punch the door off a car, then hi-jack a bus full of mono-brows & plow it through the border. Then, the slightly more in-bred brownie-mc-fucko running the show presses the red button. Creed - With Arms Wide Open, as we wash the brown away.
 
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Leadhead1311 said:
Jeet asked me to take a pic of him today at the gym with his phone. I obliged and then he started adjusting his cock in his boxers and making weird moaning noises while flexing. I just took the pic quickly and went to do my session. Left me feeling very weird.,
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Are you a woman? That might explain everything.
 
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GBU-39 said:
India may become the main supplier of workers in Russia

Looks like Indians will get new lebensraum regardless of who comes out on top in the war
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Belarus is often defined as Europe's Last Dictatorship (I assume they exclude Russia because it is not fully in Europe, but I digress). According to the Indian Ministry for Foreign Affairs, there were 1,074 Indians in Belarus. Most of them actual students who will return home after completing a medical degree in the best of Soviet traditions or businessmen, overall a tiny number for a population of 9.1 million.

But that's about to change

Lukashenko: Belarus is ready to employ 100,000-150,000 Pakistani specialists​


Belta is the Belarusian state-run news agency, so this isn't fake news from an obscure website. The Pakistani news website Dawn confirms

Calling it a “gift” for the people of Pakistan, the prime minister expressed deep gratitude for the opportunity, highlighting that this initiative will not only benefit the Belarusian economy but also provide meaningful livelihoods to Pakistani youth, according to APP.

“I assure you that the skilled Pakistani workforce, duly certified both by international standards and through national accreditation, will serve as a valuable asset to Belarus,” the prime minister was quoted to have said while speaking at a joint press stakeout with the Belarus President Aleksandr Lukashenko.
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The Indian subcontinent is one of the most overcrowded placed in the world, and combined with it's poverty and lack of water resources, it's governments will see to it that their excess population is exported to any takers, to ease some pressure at home and earn cash reserves through remittance.

The extra political influence in foreign countries is another benefit. How wonderful that the people of Slough suddenly want to pay for an airport in Kashmir to facilitate more immigration.

On a related note, Croatia is also importing cheap subcontinental construction workers. It's uncanny how they find their way into the most unlikely of countries



Hope you enjoyed this Friday post through the feeling of existential horror, have a good weekend kiwis.
 
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PozzedByCoronachan said:
Mfers even got the African American favorite of a chirping smoke alarm in the background
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Yeah for some reason I keep getting these clearly scam ads that for some reason Youtube allows for a trading platforms Youtube you cannot insult transgenders oppose mass immigration but you can fully commit actual crimes
 
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Treatlerite said:
Not exactly applicable but relating to their total entitlement: A year or so ago I remember seeing a tweet from some girl about how she was deliberating with her roommates over how they'd have to "fire" their cook. It was all presented in a very run of the mill manner. When normal people started to chime in with confusion at not having enough money to live on your own, but scrounging enough to pay someone to be your personal maid, it was quickly revealed that it was some South Asian poojeeta. I remember her being very indignant about her right to pay some other slightly browner woman to be her slave while Westerners from all over shat on her. I'm desperately trying to find the post now that I've been reminded, but I bet it's gone by now.

EDIT: While trying to find the post in question I found a different Reddit thread about a jeet having conflict with his roommates because they wanted to fire a maid for speaking different bug language than them. Apparently the discrimination was such a big deal that it went viral.

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The overwhelming consensus seems to be that the roommates were in the wrong, but it's not much of an achievement because there's still the fact they won't acknowledge that they live in a society so obsessed with superiority that even in poverty they need someone to serve them.
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Indians are so fucking disgusting
 
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Pork Wellington said:
I would only be interested if I could instigate a nuclear war with Pakistan.
Spend 3hrs in the gym pressing A on the gamepad, so I can punch the door off a car, then hi-jack a bus full of mono-brows & plow it through the border. Then, the slightly more in-bred brownie-mc-fucko running the show presses the red button. Creed - With Arms Wide Open, as we wash the brown away.
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Just make a "Canada simulator" reskin of Left4Dead or similar. With throwing shit being the zombies main attack. Maybe a mechanic where you can distract them with thrown giftcards or something. And add a bunch of shit, trash, crashed teslas and constant durka durka music blaring from a thousand cellphone speakers for atmosphere.
 
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jellybalm69 said:
West Asia (aka the middle east) is almost a Brazil tier melting pot. All of their greatest empires have faded to dust and the ancient peoples that once existed there (Egypt, Babylon, Assyria, Akkad, Hittites, Persians etc.) have long been bred into the mudpile I'm afraid.
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There has been an aDNA revolution. We can compare the genomes of Assyrians, Hitties, Persians, whatever to modern populations. Aryans sadly went extinct, and Northern Scandinavians are the most Aryan-like people.

So that's not true at all (well Islam caused a cultural and genetic decline sadly). Copt Egyptians are very, very close to the ancient egyptians, and modern Egyptians are really not that far off from them. It all worked out in the end, because you can superimpose the west asian genetic clusters over a map of West Asia and see that people settled where they belong. Most Turks literally genetically belong in a region of Turkey. And their geographic neighbours are also their genetic neighbours. It's ancient ancestral composition that matters at the end of the day.

Someone who is 1/2 East Polish and 1/2 English is literally part of the Ethnic German genetic cluster. Oh wow, sans bodies of water, Germany is between England and east Poland. West Poles and East Germans are literally the exact same people.

2/3 Scottish and 1/3 Estonian is part of the Scandinavian genetic cluster. Same logic, although this mix would obviously have a different average genetic quality.

West Asia should scare the shit out of you as to how political and ideological changes can begin to stunlock a region (which started civilization) into the pathetic state it's in now. Israel (Sadly Lebanon could have been developed like Israel but then Palestinian Muslim migration happened) shows what a west asian nation can be like with the right ideology, politics and eugenics (stop fucking your close cousins).

If it was a Brazilian tier melting pot, then the genetic clusters would basically be a huge chunk of Eurasian and African genetic clusters thrown into a small region. But that's not the case. Europeans form a genetic cluster, and West Asians form genetic clusters around the European genetic cluster.

Them being genetically native to a region of West Asia makes Europeans genetically native to a region of Europe. We're interconnected and part of a continnum.

Sheikh said:
why focus on West Asia if at all?
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Because that's the birth place of civilization, neolithic anatolian farmers kick-started the neolithic revolution, and other west eurasians contributed to it. West Asia should not be a shithole, and I don't care if we have to do brutal eugenics on the native populations so they can be on the cutting edge of civilization. Yeet the Abrahamic faith into the trashcan. It's prophesies are just shitty radical political wishes. And Judaism/Islam/Christianity now includes non-West Eurasians when it was intended to really only be used for West Eurasians. So Islam can easily lead to West Asia being invaded by people who are not part of West Asia's genetic cluster.

Besides, we need to get rid of the non-Europeans out of Europe. Having a new nation in the Americas do that would help greatly. Although the death penality would be in place for torturers, murderers and rapist.

West Eurasians are the only people who can take civilization to type 1 and beyond. We've got the shared legacy of innovation to prove it.
West Asians don't belong in Europe, and if that, can only be a very, very small single digit % of the population to have no political, economical or demographic impact. Vice versa.

Israel is an interesting case, as Israel's average genetic profile is very similar to Lebanon's average genetic profile (the Influx of Syrians helped counterbalanced the influx of muslim Arabs). The Mizarahim Jews and Arabs helped adjust Israel's genetic profile to be more in line with Lebanon. The Ashkenazim Jews are a greek-like and south-Italian-like people genetically (different average genetic quality though). They genetically cluster near south italians, some SE europeans, and a few west asian populations.

So Israel is genetically valid as a nation, it fits the levant. A fair and genetically valid arrangement is sending the Palestinians to Jordan. If they can't behave just "turn them off". Plenty of other Levantines and Arabs populations have the Palestinian muslim genetic cluster covered.
 
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DootSkeleton said:
I hate to be the "nothing ever happens" guy but a friendly reminder that geologic events typically last multiple thousands to multiple millions of years. Don't hold your breath on this culling the Jeet population
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Doesnt fracking cause earthquakes? Maybe we could pool our money for a fracking rig or two and give mother nature some help to speed things up.
 
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