Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

Who is Skylan's biological father?

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FarmerKhourtney said:
She looks mixed. Just very light skinned
The whiteness is just winning out
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I want her to be Ray-Ray's because that's just too funny, but yeah. A lot of mixed babies tend to look very white when they are young. I'm sure as she gets older she'll get more traits from Easter Island Head (may God help her), but she'll probably always be pretty light skinned.

She'll always be cousin Ray-Rays in my heart, though.
 
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ZB927 said:
He doesn't really look like any of the Google images for Kleefstra Syndrome. I did however find a long-lost relative of Kailyn Wilcher.

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I get the sense that Dalton does most of the cooking uh, cleaning er, getting up with the kids and menial chores while Kim just lays around all day. When he's in jail, she has to get up off her ass to get Zoboomafoo to stop crying.
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Most babies are various degrees of funny-looking tbh. Unless a baby is born with a syndrome involving a level of deformity that is severe and obvious, it can be kinda hard to tell the difference between mild syndrome-face and an unfortunate looking baby who will grow out of their weird proportions and look perfectly fine in a couple of years. Imo it's way easier to see physical features that indicate something is slightly "off" once a kid gets a little older and starts to develop some character to their face.

FarmerKhourtney said:
She looks mixed. Just very light skinned
The whiteness is just winning out
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It's difficult to tell what Sky's complexion actually looks like because Sammie's photos are almost always some degree of filtered. As she's getting a little more hair though, I do agree it looks more plausible that she's actually mixed race. Frankly I'd be more surprised if she wasn't based solely upon Sammie being a known hypersexual tard with endless free time and no hobbies other than prowling for whatever bottom-quality black dick she can find. Babby still looks absolutely nothing like Darnell though, so if she's actually his, it could mean she lucked out in the genetic lottery to a degree that is extremely unusual for a person featured in this thread.
 
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Nothing much happening lately. Sammies a stupid cunt and irresponsible pet owner so of course their cats pregnant.
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Kim thinks this is "fine".
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Vi0l3t said:
nursing school
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Doesn’t she still claim to be a CNA on her FB bio?

I’d love to know what Sammie’s concept of a nurse’s life is. I doubt she knows that they send nursing school students to nursing homes to separate the serious candidates from the fantasists. She doesn’t even wash her own hair regularly; I doubt she’d be happy digitally removing fecal impactions from elderly rectums or cleaning up old lady yeast infections.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
Doesn’t she still claim to be a CNA on her FB bio?

I’d love to know what Sammie’s concept of a nurse’s life is. I doubt she knows that they send nursing school students to nursing homes to separate the serious candidates from the fantasists. She doesn’t even wash her own hair regularly; I doubt she’d be happy digitally removing fecal impactions from elderly rectums or cleaning up old lady yeast infections.
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Yeah she claims shes a CNA but she graduated HS with a tard diploma and cant even keep a job at the dollar store.
 
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Vi0l3t said:
Lol this is obvious fake but could you imagine tarded sammy trying to do nursing school.
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Based on recent experiences, I’d say there are a lot of people working in healthcare who are Sammie-level stupid. They are given work visas based on gaining dodgy qualifications worth less than nothing.
Por ejemplo, a family member was in the hospital a couple of years ago and the African immigrant CNA dropped an external catheter on the floor. He picked it up and was going to place it against her vulva anyway! Thank God I was there to stop him, but I’ve seen too much the past few years to think Sammie types are rare.

That said, Sammie has the work ethic of a slug. Even if she miraculously got a job in healthcare, she’d try to dodge all activity except for sneaking into the pharmacy for the good shit.
 
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This is an 8ish second video clip looped a couple of times that Kim posted on her rarely-used Facebook. It was taken at a hospital I guess and it appears that Zoboomafoo has a hospital bracelet on so who knows. Nothing on her tiktok recent or worth mentioning.

 
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ZB927 said:
This is an 8ish second video clip looped a couple of times that Kim posted on her rarely-used Facebook. It was taken at a hospital I guess and it appears that Zoboomafoo has a hospital bracelet on so who knows. Nothing on her tiktok recent or worth mentioning.

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Goddamnit. Was hoping the storms took out them in their trailer and left the kids in a tree.
 
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ZB927 said:
This is an 8ish second video clip looped a couple of times that Kim posted on her rarely-used Facebook. It was taken at a hospital I guess and it appears that Zoboomafoo has a hospital bracelet on so who knows. Nothing on her tiktok recent or worth mentioning.

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Kim says we are not going around anyone but her frirnd then comments she was around them today.
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Sammie vague posting.
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John Andrews Stan said:
That said, Sammie has the work ethic of a slug. Even if she miraculously got a job in healthcare, she’d try to dodge all activity except for sneaking into the pharmacy for the good shit.
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I'm sure she, like many young people with broke, exhausted wage-slave parents, sees the high hourly pay and the relatively short educational requirements and thinks it's a fast-track to easy wealth. But in reality it is gross, thankless, hard work that she is ill equipped to perform in both the brain power and, as you said, work ethic departments.

Would she fall for the empty promises of a for-profit diploma mill though? Absolutely! Would she even make it through the class about taking blood pressure manually? Fuck no!

A couple of recents from the land of delusion:

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Also, I'm not sure if this has ever been posted before but I was poking around on Ma Shart's page and I found this in her friends list.

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Austin troon-out?
 
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