Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 37 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 477 10.0%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 128 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 152 3.2%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,802 37.7%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,184 45.7%

  • Total voters
    4,780
Even this one? A friend sent it to me a few days ago and I still laugh at it, I love it.
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you truly understand a subject when you can explain it to in terms that a layman would understand
How would you explain the card game of marriage to a newbie? I always do manage to explain it in the end but they do seem confused in the beginning. I am trying to find as streamlined a way as possible, but the best I can do so far is "not confusing enough to stop playing while the schizo is explaining it".
I agree with your sentiment but I feel retarded for not being able to explain the game simply.

There may not be perfect code, but there is good code, mediocre code and completely dogshit code. When you work with dogshit code you can tell, and it hurts. Mald's code is dogshit.
 
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Using the term Gray hat to reffer to himself is like trying to have his cake and eat it too. A nebulous term where you basically admit to breaking the law but you also report it sometimes, sometimes not, even though you had no business exploiting vulnerabilities in the first place. For example if you're working for a company you are a white hat as you detect a vulnerability then make a full report and fix it, black hats might not work for the company, or do, but maliciously use it. Grey hat is doing a little bit of both, which is a ying-yang type of deal where in some cases you might break the law and exploit vulnerabilities just a little bit for personal gain/pleasure, but other times might report it for a fee or as a sort of "yeah I hacked in here but I reported it and you can sue me but why not hire me instead?"

Grey/white/black hat is basically IT astrology and/or philosophy.
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As you can see in the case of goatsee security, the security flaw was reported but the leader of the organization Weev was arrested due to affiliations with neo-nazi ideology and the daily stormer.
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In this case the hacker violated FBs white hat policy by altering Mark Zuckerbergs account, but was not prosecuted due to reporting the problem, not compensated due to violated policy.

So @spy.pet, by his own definition, is a grey hat. Because despite having so many archives for so long, it was not proven to be used maliciously and the court settled to shut down the site. No addition to the criminal record or financial penalties, since by now the feds would have put @spy.pet in prison after looking into visitors and buyers. It was a wake up call that having public discords means you have no reasonable expectation of privacy.

Due to the discords being public, discord settled with spy.pet by agreeing to shut down the site in exchange to not sue spy.pet into oblivion. So the site would stay up legally, if spy.pet didn't charge you a trivial fee in bitcoin. Spy.pet would never reach this court settlement if he didn't share the website on KF with the intent of exposing predators, but broke discord TOS and by extent the law. On the clear web.

So, according to Thors narrative, spy.pet was a black hat hacker with billions trillions gazzilions of messages with the express purpose of DESTROYING and FRAMING the LQBTQ community and helping the chuds of KF. This is the narrative of the mainstream to this day. Despite spy.pet, likely, being a part of the LGBTQ community themselves. Which would imply that a neo-nazi who made the thread, me (in his eyes), knowingly interacted with a homosexual, and numerous other homosexuals on the site, even without being homosexual myself, despite Nazis hating homosexuals and killing and imprisoning them in WW2. Which would mean, I am in fact, not a Nazi. And he, in fact, covered up the underbelly of his own community he fosters, and undercut a fellow grey hat hacker.

He is a fucking joke.
 
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He's also not a hacker at all in a technical sense and has fundamental misunderstandings of how things work. A reminder, he thought that a VPN IP was a hacker's jump box even after being told it was a VPN IP for Tunnelbear and VirusTotal, which he glanced at, even reporting as such, among many other glaring issues with his faux analysis he tried to do which had no methodology beyond wild guesses.

Adding that he also thought a game hacker installed malware that persists across Windows installs and hard drive repartitions through port 135. In the end, the actual hacker hacked the game server, had fun with it, and later said how they did it, the computer was never hacked. That troll hacker was more of a grey hat, white hat, black hat, etc than Mald will ever be.
 
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Using the term Gray hat to reffer to himself is like trying to have his cake and eat it too.
it fucking be like that

hes got two stories that are complete contradictory
1, where he complains that the hotel rooms at defcon got searched by police, and how that was a breach of morals becasue they are good hackers and use their skills for good
2, when that one guy at defcon put down multiple stingrays and tried a massive data breach
 
Guys, did you know that I am, in fact, a white hat hacker?
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You need to hack with a durable meat cleaver, especially when the meat is frozen. And white hats are company policy but if given the choice a brown hat would be more neat.
 
@Vibe_Guy the thing you tagged to go on the grey hat ramble is a videogame about hacking that maldy played once

from the official grey hack server on the general channel:
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(lol telling people seeking offsec advice to go to a videogames discord :story: )

i dont know if he fancies himself a grey hat hacker but the thing you specifically pulled is completely unrelated. its part of the games on the discord's channel

you wouldve known this if you googled grey hack, or checked the discords role guide
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theres plenty things to make fun of mald without making shit up
 
all good, he does talk about being a hacker a lot

id be surprised if he also was a criminal, hes a colossal faggot when it comes to anything remotely adjacent to it

closest thing he said related to that was sending someones malware package submitted at a game jam to 'some friends of his' (A, A, i dont know how to archive shorts)

combine that with how much maldy likes to lie, and how he'd likely been carried through his defcon career, and think if any of this shit is legit lol

i dont think he even got malware in the first place
 
Using the term Gray hat to reffer to himself is like trying to have his cake and eat it too
Irrelevant, since Mald is not and has never been a hacker; neither in the sense of being a skilled and unorthodox creator of things (his game is not even entry level quality), nor in the sense of someone skilled in breaking security (he does not even have a entry level understanding of how most relevant tech works).
Not even worth it talking about black/white/grey hat when mald is metaphorically bald.

Which would imply that a neo-nazi who made the thread, me (in his eyes), knowingly interacted with a homosexual, and numerous other homosexuals on the site, even without being homosexual myself, despite Nazis hating homosexuals and killing and imprisoning them in WW2. Which would mean, I am in fact, not a Nazi.
What? That jump in logic is fucking retarded.
 
What? That jump in logic is fucking retarded.
The thread was made to look in the media as originating from a hate alt-right forum targeting gay people so being hyperbolic since most people who read the articles didn't bother to read the actual thread and wrote it off on mainstream platforms as a far right thread targeting queers by Joseph Coxs breaking news article. So assumed I was labeled as a Nazi targeting queers by people who just read the news and don't read or lurk on KF.

To be fair to journos, aside from Cox sucker, nobody else said so, just said a site is selling your messages.
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Fuck you arstechnica hope you choke on Joseph Coxs. It also doxes men too frequently. KF doesn't discriminate.
 
While sperging about national socialism, extreme version of nationalism. Mald conveniently just now commented on Nationalism. And even acknowledges it's not normally what he talks about. Caught a snipped while live but you can rewind later. A little bit before this he explicitly comments on nationalism but didn't clip in time.

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Looks like we accidentally socially engineered mald :story:
 
Even if they did they didn't set the 1st of the month, Maldy did. He could have just as easily gone for 2 monthly, or quarterly, or literally not announced a target at all and gone for the "it'll be out when it's ready" approach that so many studios do.

Over promise, under deliver. It's the worst type of person to work with.

What is the difference between this and, say, keeping a piece of paper around with your passwords on it, preferably away from webcams and in a secret drawer/place?

So specifically he mentioned stenography, which in this case is hiding his keys and passwords in an abstract medium. There's a few issues here but I'll highlight the obvious ones:

1. He TOLD people he hides his keys using stenography in images. Should anyone be able to breach his system, it's a matter of a scraping images for anomalous patterns using Oracle tools. Like brute-forcing, but you have half the work down for you already: data type, source, and purpose.

2. It's tedious at best and exhibitonist at worst - he can easily host a private local keychain that rotates weekly and changes all stored passwords with padding, shifting, etc. Hosted on a RaspPi would be a bonus. Lightweight, proprietary to the user, and local. If he really wanted to show off his technical skills that'd be it. But no. He uses image memes with easily scrapable and static keys.

This line is as overused and misunderstood

Good code is functional. Government code has strict standards, especially commenting, venvs, version control, and a shared philosophy for syntax.

Grey/white/black hat is basically IT astrology and/or philosophy.

Sort of. It used to refer to script kiddies who got caught doing cracker stuff on both sides of the law. It's not used these days as most hacking groups are really organised. Grey hatters and now purple hatters (blue/red teams).

malware that persists across Windows installs and hard drive repartitions through port 135

In a LAN or is he really that retarded?

from the official grey hack server on the general channel:
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Awful advice. Set up a home lab, a VM, break shit, document everything. that's the best way to learn. Even HTB is better than StEaM GaEM 4 haxors.
 
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