Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

The Year of Stalker Children in Prison comes right after the Year of Linux on the Desktop. Could be very soon!

 

[Bill Evans 45]

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Applying the Technicality Tomlinson Principle to this picture proves that the person in the porn is Pat.
Pat is woke and would never assume the gender identity of an individual. The arm of his partner in the video could be that of a stunning and brave trans woman. We know it isn't because Pat referred to it as gay porn, thus confirming the pronouns of his partner as he/him, making that partner a male. How could he know this if it isn't him in the video?

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Also a new stalkerchild has popped up and is drawing some amusingly random responses from the pig of man

Also found this incredible conversation from 2021:

 

[Maude Snew]

How could he know this if it isn't him in the video?

Easy, child, there is no wide angle lens wide enough to capture all of him unless it is also shot from medium to high orbit as well. we simply don't have the technology.

 

[bortherman]

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Also found this incredible conversation from 2021:
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>Wide shouldered
>heavy build
>Barrel Chested
>31 years old at time of picture

 

[NaggotFigger]

Honey Badger does it again.

Spoiler: Badger Ragepig

Spoiler: Tommy Clown

Titty Ricky lies about Tommy Clown and being retarded and defending pedophiles again

Spoiler: Polpettone

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You are going to prison, stlaker.
You are mentally ill, stlaker child.

You have been instructed, hundreds of time, to cease text harassing me. Continuing to do so constitutes felony internet cyberharassment. Do not text harass me again.


Epic gamer moment. Fat Rick Hoglinson L.


>This is why your life is already over, stalker. Enjoy prison.
>This is why your life is already over, stalker. Enjoy prison.

 

[TopTierHealer]

Beautiful. Here's the masterpiece ribs. Also Diaper Dan strikes again. Not fat enough. Still needs the more pronounced bitch tits, the pig snout and ears, and the detachable hands should be a Samsung Galaxy S10 and the Galaxy Fold instead. The niggeroni should have the afro on.

I love you and I hate you at the same time. I was catching up on this thread in my dentist's waiting room, saw this one, my ribs went into orbit and couldn't stop giggling until I got into the chair.

I gave my dentist the short version of the story and now we greet each other as stalkerchild.

 

[BallsMcLongDong]

I love you and I hate you at the same time. I was catching up on this thread in my dentist's waiting room, saw this one, my ribs went into orbit and couldn't stop giggling until I got into the chair.

I gave my dentist the short version of the story and now we greet each other as stalkerchild.

Wrong in every last delusional recount of flossing again.
WAIT. FOR. THE. PICK.
Enjoy bleeding gums, Plaquerchild.

 

[TouchFluffyTail]

"I swear, I have been flossing, I'm not lying-"
"SHUT. YOUR FUCKING. MOUTH"
- Dr. Ymunkoke, D.D.S

 

[TopTierHealer]

You know how hard was it to explain the pepperoni stick? I had 2 minutes to explain the angle of: "sci-fi writer loses his life and his mind because of his social media obsession"
The pepperonni was just the cherry on top.

- Dr. Ymunkoke, D.D.S

What happened to the word tally of his typos?
Ymunkoke always made me laugh. When it was 20 words long it sounded like you were invoking Shub-niggurah to fart in Nikki's vagina.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I've been thinking about Tomlinson v. Milwaukee and I think I want Pat to win. I weighed the pros and cons of a Pat win and a Pat loss and while a Pat loss would be extremely funny, it would only be short term. In fact, if he loses it might buck break him even more and make him less entertaining in the long run. However, if he wins, he not only gets presumably 6-7 figures to spend on dumb shit he will surely brag about on Twitter, which provides amusement in of itself (and all that money will be gone within a year or two), but it will give his ego such a boost that we may get a return to the fiery Pat of years gone by. Also, he might feel so emboldened by the victory he attempts another lolsuit, maybe he'll sue Dan or Leslie, which would land him a humiliating defeat to cope about for years to come.

Ultimately, I want whatever is funniest and provides me the most entertainment to happen and I think if you look at it long term, Pat winning will provide more entertainment. It may sting in the moment to hear that Pat won, but I'm confident it would be the best outcome for Patposters capable of thinking ahead.

 

[AnOminous]

However, if he wins, he not only gets presumably 6-7 figures to spend on dumb shit he will surely brag about on Twitter, which provides amusement in of itself (and all that money will be gone within a year or two), but it will give his ego such a boost that we may get a return to the fiery Pat of years gone by.

Yeah but he'll also probably go around suing people and with nearly unlimited money that would be a real pain in the ass for OnA and possibly even here. The war chest isn't bottomless.

I hope if it settles it's for nuisance value so that he'll still be smug about it but won't really be able to do anything with it but buy a bunch of Chubby's cheesesteaks and maybe a cell phone to get stolen by "youths."

 

[TopTierHealer]

This was already discussed a few hundred pages ago. Every man has a breaking point before they rope. Most men would have stopped way sooner than pattycakes here but a loss against the mpd would the the final nail in the tomlinson coffin. There would be no coming back from it.
If he wins the ghetto lottery then we have new seasons of the pigman's adventures ahead of us.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

This was already discussed a few hundred pages ago. Every man has a breaking point before they rope. Most men would have stopped way sooner than pattycakes here but a loss against the mpd would the the final nail in the tomlinson coffin. There would be no coming back from it.
If he wins the ghetto lottery then we have new seasons of the pigman's adventures ahead of us.

i disagree. the only way i see Rick contemplating suicide is if his social media accounts are permanently banned and he can never get them back. the likelier result is a murder-suicide if Niki doesn't get out. if Rick lost his twitter account, it's hard to imagine how unhinged he could become. bluesky isn't an alternative (because he blocks everyone) and Threads is retarded.

 

[Gentlebastard]

How many years has he been doing that retarded fat shit?

How old is Rick? In his mid-40s? I'd say he's been at it for 40-something years.

 

[UncleTusky]

I've been thinking about Tomlinson v. Milwaukee and I think I want Pat to win. I weighed the pros and cons of a Pat win and a Pat loss and while a Pat loss would be extremely funny, it would only be short term. In fact, if he loses it might buck break him even more and make him less entertaining in the long run. However, if he wins, he not only gets presumably 6-7 figures to spend on dumb shit he will surely brag about on Twitter, which provides amusement in of itself (and all that money will be gone within a year or two), but it will give his ego such a boost that we may get a return to the fiery Pat of years gone by. Also, he might feel so emboldened by the victory he attempts another lolsuit, maybe he'll sue Dan or Leslie, which would land him a humiliating defeat to cope about for years to come.

Ultimately, I want whatever is funniest and provides me the most entertainment to happen and I think if you look at it long term, Pat winning will provide more entertainment. It may sting in the moment to hear that Pat won, but I'm confident it would be the best outcome for Patposters capable of thinking ahead.

Yeah but he'll also probably go around suing people and with nearly unlimited money that would be a real pain in the ass for OnA and possibly even here. The war chest isn't bottomless.

I hope if it settles it's for nuisance value so that he'll still be smug about it but won't really be able to do anything with it but buy a bunch of Chubby's cheesesteaks and maybe a cell phone to get stolen by "youths."

IMO best outcome would be 'winning' at trial, but getting no payout/a token amount only and no attorney's fees. We'd get to see the giddy high of beating the stalker childs, then we'd get to see that slowly give way to despair as the self-inflicted financial ruin slowly dawned on him and he'd have nobody to blame for it but himself. Equally importantly it's impossible for him to weaponize a net loss against OnA or Dear Feeder.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

I guess I’m a doomer here but I’m pulling for MPD over the guy who emailed them during the summer of love about twitter anons making fun of his dead lizard lol

 

[Mörkö]

I think people have already done the math on this but it still always blows me away. 333 in one day. Let's say he's xeeting for about 16 hours, that's 20 prisonings an hour or one every three minutes. Does Rick spread out his oinking evenly or does he reply in bursts? Has anyone run the data on his posting habits throughout the day? Could be interesting.

 

[AnOminous]

I guess I’m a doomer here but I’m pulling for MPD over the guy who emailed them during the summer of love about twitter anons making fun of his dead lizard lol

Like I said, the best result for everyone (except Rick) would be if he "wins" on the issue of at least one of the police responses being unwarranted and sets a precedent, but the court also finds it wasn't "clearly established law" at the time under the standard applied to actions under § 1983, so he gets nothing, but in the future, it will be considered "clearly established law" since there's a case on point.

That way Rick loses, the MPD gets told they need a real policy for how to respond to swatting calls other than just doing the same thing over and over, and Rick has done a public service while not even intending to.

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

Does Rick spread out his oinking evenly or does he reply in bursts?

He does it in bursts, if you check him somewhat regularly you can catch the times where he starts oinking every ten seconds. I assume he logs on whenever he has time, goes through his mentions, and starts to obsessively correcT the record. Sometimes he looks at stalker child profiles to find other posts he needs to correcT (which is why you can see him reply months later).

Mapping the time of day of posting across a few months could be interesting because it gives some insight into his sleep habits, but you probably need Xitter API access for that ($$$).