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Theres no way someone who has actual sex with a woman and isnt outright into being pissed on likes a woman squirting.

Yeah the very first time its an ego boost. After that its like fuck now the bed is a completely mess how am I supposed to sleep here?

I dont even think its pussy.

Theory of mine but why you see so many people interested in bizarre things like squirting is because they have no context or frame of reference for what it is. Theyre not actually getting laid so dont comprehend the physical mechanics of sex and all that. So watching porn and seeing a woman squirt is to them indicative of fucking hard or pleasing a woman, its a concept for them. Since they arent bound by the physical realities of what it means to be sticking your penis in a vagina and how women actually react they become evermore fixated on the concepts of sex.
Being the schizo I am I've tried to figure this out. My theory is they want to see the woman have maximum pleasure, if she pees, the orgasm was so hard she lost control of her bodily functions. Like when girls say they laughed so hard they peed themselves. Now. The thing I'm trying to rap my head around at the moment is curvy asians, because technically, genetically, they should've even exist.
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Being the schizo I am I've tried to figure this out. My theory is they want to see the woman have maximum pleasure, if she pees, the orgasm was so hard she lost control of her bodily functions. Like when girls say they laughed so hard they peed themselves. Now. The thing I'm trying to rap my head around at the moment is curvy asians, because technically, genetically, they should've even exist.
That's "fat," not "curvy."
 
We need the guys from the Dire Wolf team to cross the DNA of a Latina and a Japanese.

Remove the bat shit insanity but put the hourglass figure into a Japanese woman.

Yeah but seriously - Is it a written law that Asian women do not have curves?

What‘s up with that?
I think it's extremely rare. I think I've seen only 3 "curvy" asian models
If you want to get technical and strip it down to only bone structure, maybe only another 3.
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Okay, sorry, I just consider it quite arousing that a female can be led to an orgasm of such extents that she starts pissing squirting on the guy's creamed cock. The fluids wrap around the penis and make it glisten in the scene, while also eliciting a sympathetic sensation to something warm being suddenly splashed on your own member. Jack & Jill being the most effective example I've seen. The effect is even better and more visually impactful when the man in question is hairy and you can see how soaked his thigh and pubic hairs are. Cinematographically speaking, squirtage telegraphs the state of the female orgasm well. That's why I want this pornography term to stay independent so to speak and be treated as separate to watersports (which is gross and unhealthy).
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Man what in the actual fuck... :lossmanjack:
 
Theory of mine but why you see so many people interested in bizarre things like squirting is because they have no context or frame of reference for what it is. Theyre not actually getting laid so dont comprehend the physical mechanics of sex and all that. So watching porn and seeing a woman squirt is to them indicative of fucking hard or pleasing a woman, its a concept for them. Since they arent bound by the physical realities of what it means to be sticking your penis in a vagina and how women actually react they become evermore fixated on the concepts of sex.
you're right, but OTOH he could just be retarded.

You know how most people know squirt is piss, they get squirted on and realize real fucking quickly it feels like getting pissed on, because it is.
 
Being the schizo I am I've tried to figure this out. My theory is they want to see the woman have maximum pleasure, if she pees, the orgasm was so hard she lost control of her bodily functions. Like when girls say they laughed so hard they peed themselves. Now. The thing I'm trying to rap my head around at the moment is curvy asians, because technically, genetically, they should've even exist.
Imagine the smell
 
People talking to Onlyfans girls on 4chan
I did not expect that
I can confirm that's Asmongold. My uncle who works at Nintendo told me so.
C'mon, son. Timestamp, tripcode, face and tits, any of the above would still make it suspicious. But a "trust me, bro" in the age of AI deepfakes?

Most likely that's just an AGP troon larping with enough orbiters to want it to be true.
 
I can confirm that's Asmongold. My uncle who works at Nintendo told me so.
C'mon, son. Timestamp, tripcode, face and tits, any of the above would still make it suspicious. But a "trust me, bro" in the age of AI deepfakes?

Most likely that's just an AGP troon larping with enough orbiters to want it to be true.
Okay I get it, you want the dick pic. I hope you know I just dug around in my recycle bin for half an hour to find this for you. I don't keep dick pics.
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Remove the bat shit insanity but put the hourglass figure into a Japanese woman.
"Hourglass figure"?

Latinas blow up like beachballs when they hit their twenties or even teens. To the point where it's more surprising when they don't. The only curvy latinas are south americans and a lot of that comes from a combination of poverty diets and slow metabolism. Throw in hard physical labor that most of them have to do and viola! Curvy woman.
 
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