Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers

[KiwiFuzz2]

I am an evil Slytherclaw but you ever send images from this thread to normies totally cold just to watch them stall out?

To wit, what even is that thing two posts up?

There have been three posts in the last week where I am genuinely unsure about wtaf I am looking at:

Dickhead-on-Mons
Proboscis Monkey
Whatever the Actual Fuck This Is

I have the genuinely unsettling sense that instead of forming the glans into a "clit," this is some kind of urethral prolapse.

Looks like it has the texture of a Koosh Ball.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

“I’m not suicidal (suck it terfs!) but I wish I was because death is preferable to this.”
bro

"It's not that I'm suicidal, it's just that I wish daily for the sweet release of death."

This is pretty much textbook pooner logic though.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

Shakira! Shakira!

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[pink cigarettes]

So many quotable lines in this one…

Therapist: "are you having any feelings of depression? Thoughts of suicide?"
Pooner: "Well I'm not suicidal, I mean, I don't feel any drive or motivation to kill myself. It's just that I wish I was dead so that all this was over. But yeah my mental health is great"

 

[Otterly]

Random they/them TikTok troon got FUCKED. Comments off ofc

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There’s a massive difference between scarring that is an accident or from needed surgery or injury, and this. Someone with a scar from an injury or surgery for cancer can’t help it. They’re. It asking anything from you, only that you treat them with respect and normality.
THIS horror is her putting her mental illness right in your face. It’s deliberately provocative. It’s not ‘please don’t be rude or gawk, I was in a fire’ it’s ’look at me, I cut my tits off and I’m making you look and if you’re uncomfortable I’m gonna ruin your life,’
The former person deserves to be treated normally and the latter is shoving a fetish at you and daring you to object. It’s disgusting,

 

[Dolly Brooks]

Pretty high, actually.

“Worked out pretty well” yeah I doubt that

 

[Tetopettenson]

Hate to be the one bearing gross news, but a new Pooner body horror deal just dropped!

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im genuinely so fucking baffled holy shit, every time i come to this thread im left asking how any of these post surgery complications are even able to happen. chest hair growing EXCLUSIVELY out of your scars? like ive never heard of woman getting a mastectomy and then growing hair our of her scars. also wtf do you mean "out of" do you mean on top of or literally out of? ew

Random they/them TikTok troon got FUCKED. Comments off ofc

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bitch those scars should make you uncomfortable wtf is that. youve got to put in work to have a wound heal that fucking poorly, those are actually some of the worst keloids ive ever seen. i know a lot of tifs think top surgery scars are some fun aesthetic thing but those scars cant be easy to live with at all

Shakira! Shakira!

Spoiler: NSFW

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i can hear her voice just by looking at those thighs jfc

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

Do the people who have had SRS ever forget and have a brief moment of clarity? I've got a couple healed injuries from dumb shit I've done over the years, and sometimes I spot one I forgot about and think "Oh my god what happened?" only to remember a second later where it came from. It'd be next level horror to forget you cut your dick and balls off or burned your vagina shut for even half a second.

Who am I kidding, they're in constant pain so there's no way they could ever forget what they've done.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Surely there’s nothing more manly than fix leaks with a little ingenuity and duct tape? Tires, pipes, penises… Just slap some tape on!

There's a whole MacGyver spoof script in these pages.

N.b.:

 

[weirdwound]

Do the people who have had SRS ever forget and have a brief moment of clarity? I've got a couple healed injuries from dumb shit I've done over the years, and sometimes I spot one I forgot about and think "Oh my god what happened?" only to remember a second later where it came from. It'd be next level horror to forget you cut your dick and balls off or burned your vagina shut for even half a second.

Who am I kidding, they're in constant pain so there's no way they could ever forget what they've done.

There have been mentions in this thread of old folks homes having nurses having to calm down old men that got the chop because these men are experiencing dementia and are forgetting they had the chop and why.

I wonder if we'll ever hear of reports for pooners, since their surgeries make UTIs a given, and bad UTIs can give dementia like symptoms.

 

[Taylor Swift’s Left Boob]

Dr. Cripps at UChicago

Now waiting for Dr. Bloodds to come finish the job

 

[Fapcop]

There have been mentions in this thread of old folks homes having nurses having to calm down old men that got the chop because these men are experiencing dementia and are forgetting they had the chop and why.

I wonder if we'll ever hear of reports for pooners, since their surgeries make UTIs a given, and bad UTIs can give dementia like symptoms.

Can you imagine the horror of waking up one morning. Feeling nothing but a concave chest where your luscious C cups used to be.

You feel something cold and flaccid in your underwear… Reach down and touch a cold, pale, piece of rolled up arm flesh where your clitoris used to be.

“WHERE IS MY CLITORIS?! WHERE IS MY VULVA?!?”

The nurse hears your screams of existential horror and runs ins to deliver the death blow. “It’s alright sweetie! YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF!”

 

[Big Tiddy Goth GF]

Can you imagine the horror of waking up one morning. Feeling nothing but a concave chest where your luscious C cups used to be.

You feel something cold and flaccid in your underwear… Reach down and touch a cold, pale, piece of rolled up arm flesh where your clitoris used to be.

“WHERE IS MY CLITORIS?! WHERE IS MY VULVA?!?”

The nurse hears your screams of existential horror and runs ins to deliver the death blow. “It’s alright sweetie! YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF!”

Worst part is that they are only going to be like 50 and all the other patients will be geriatrics.

Pooners age like milk.

 

[Otterly]

Can you imagine the horror of waking up one morning. Feeling nothing but a concave chest where your luscious C cups used to be.

You feel something cold and flaccid in your underwear… Reach down and touch a cold, pale, piece of rolled up arm flesh where your clitoris used to be.

“WHERE IS MY CLITORIS?! WHERE IS MY VULVA?!?”

The nurse hears your screams of existential horror and runs ins to deliver the death blow. “It’s alright sweetie! YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF!”

What’s that film with drew Barrymore where she has amnesia and in the end she records a video tape of herself explaining how nice her life is so she can get a move on the day?
‘maybe they can make themselves a nice little explainer and smooth the horror over

 

[Dolly Brooks]

Do the people who have had SRS ever forget and have a brief moment of clarity? I've got a couple healed injuries from dumb shit I've done over the years, and sometimes I spot one I forgot about and think "Oh my god what happened?" only to remember a second later where it came from. It'd be next level horror to forget you cut your dick and balls off or burned your vagina shut for even half a second.

Who am I kidding, they're in constant pain so there's no way they could ever forget what they've done.

I can’t remember if it was Shape Shifter or Ritchie Herron but they describe this happening to them upon waking up. I imagine it’s like remembering a loved one has died recently?

 

[Peaches Demure]

A Swedish troon who had his stinkditch installed a year ago at Sahlgrenska is complaining about "hard stuff" in his amhole which apparently smells like "a dead animal":


The ditch itself, what does it look like?

Spoiler: A bear paw, cheap nail-polish and a hairy man-ass

He misses his penis and orgasms:

My hard-earned tax kronor helped pay for this abomination:

"Swedes do not care much about sex":

"My surgeon is brilliant but my body closed up my vagina"

Also...

"Smells like a dead animal"

Unironically, championing his surgeon despite ad admittedly poor outcome is the most feminine thing about him, and usually something you only see from pooners. So... congrats on unlocking such an exclusively feminine trait, Existing-Economist-7!

I just had to include this gem in the replies from today's post about the "hard stuff" that smells like a dead animal:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Transgender_Surgeries/comments/1jxooa5/hard_tissue_post_piv_complications/

 

[pooterino]

“…AND MY PENIS DIED SO QUICKLY! HIGHLY RECOMMEND THE DOCTOR THOUGH!”

Listen, I'm no gooner or anything but how are these loonies recommending others go through the same thing? If I got my genitals blown off by a landmine or something I'd probably become a raging autist Lego or Warhammer enthusiast. Or probably more likely just some junkie in order to get through the day.

But if some madman who said they could change my sex just went "oops, guess your dick rotted off, lol get fucked" I'd probably be going out to buy an AR-15 and some 30 round mags. In Minecraft, of course.

 

[Fapcop]

My hard-earned tax kronor helped pay for this abomination:

Feels my dear Svenska jävla! (Shoutout to the good Swedish doctor from Riget/Riket!)

And here btw, you see the very “best” aspects of the kind of socialized medicine that all the troons goon about since they’ve never experienced it.

“Hello Mr. Troon! You’ve been approved for surgery! In four years. What kind of SRS surgery? Why there’s only one! The state sanctioned penile inversion kind. Revision? No, sorry Mr. Troon! This Ministry of Health memorandum from 2019 states that the goal of penile inversion is 8 cm of depth. Since you have that, you do not qualify for revision. What’s that? It looks weird and smells? Again Mr Troon. You have 8 cm of depth. That means it’s a successful surgery per the Ministry of Health’s penile atrocity department. You do not qualify for revision!”

 

[Brain Power]

"I HAVE FOUR NERVES IN MY DICK DOOD!" (Archive)

Spoiler: text

Post op my surgeon let me know that I had 4 nerves in my graft site which, in his experience, is about 2x-4x as many as the average Phallo patient. So we’re both curious how sensation comes in.

I had my procedure a week ago and I definitely feel something for sure! And I know that sounds insane.

Trans "gay" queer jewish ADHD autistic pooner... huh
Her posting history is so incredibly girly she's a walking stereotype, but it's a manly dood dood so it's so subversive dood!

 

[PunkinMan]

Her posting history is so incredibly girly she's a walking stereotype, but it's a manly dood dood so it's so subversive dood!

Lol, poor dad.