DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I can imagine Phil doing the same thing as Bill when he "spends time with khet"
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Watching this morning's TBS and it's insane that Phil used the same set of Dollar Tree balloons for several years. Maybe they didn't have them on doordash at the time.

Don't be a mouth drooling moron. Your example would have 100 account voters in the poll, but 104 votes in the count of total votes cast. 102% would then logically be the result the site poll returned with yes and no equally showing a 51% vote total. neger is going to have to send a penultimate tip of $1K for the pigroach to belch the same explanation if you keep derailing the thread with shots at Jersh over this.

Hope Khet likes WWE gacha pulls as an anniversary present, that and a work shift to lose some weight because she's not getting a new dishwasher to clean up the kitchen with this year.
Bringing this back from the dead because Neger has been lacking with the support recently and needs to STEP IT UP (pinging @neger psykolog for whale call). After the ass kicking on FNF I say he deserves to hit the goal and felt the trolls!

# of accounts shouldn't matter. Imagine if you had a sandwich shop, okay, and you were having a survey asking whether the BLT or the Hammwich is more popular. When you're tallying the results, right, you don't look at how many pieces of paper you got, you look at how many times each sandwich was selected.

Jersh's only crime is improperly formatting some autistic numbers which is a red herring because everyone knows polls are rigged from the start.
 
I think Phil is looking better and healthier since he started taking the break walks. His skin has a little color, the snort sacks have deflated a bit, and he’s obviously bathing more because he’s sweating.

Never thought I’d ask this but—Hot Phil arc incoming?
 
Is PWR a pooner I swear he has a voice of a Karen.
 
I think it's more a combination of maybe a few more walks and far less overeating. I think he actually refrains from eating things he doesn't need (or Khet just eats it before him), so he doesn't end up like Wings/RTU/Boogie/Khet.
Phil, who lies about literally everything, mentions a couple times that he might go for a walk (during a 15-minute break and barely time to get outside) and people think he's looking good because he's taking more walks.

Phil does a bunch of fast food rewards back to back but is apparently doing "far less overating".

Gotta love the Farms.
 
Phil does a bunch of fast food rewards back to back but is apparently doing "far less overating".
If he only eats once that can be counted as "not overeating" But yeah it is funny how some say he is less overeating when we have enough examples how bloated he looks. Heck some joke he can only enter his office sideways
 
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