Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Vibe_Guy]

Here's a bonus clip of Keffals telling a pre-op MtF to have a silicone mold of his dick made so he can "fuck [himself]" after his surgery. Not a fetish, btw.

>enters thread preparing to be pissed off
>leaves thread sad, disgusted and utterly disappointed at the fact this person pressured a company to drop KF

 

[Troon_Patrol]

Replies are a mix weighed mostly in favour of shitting on Keffals. Of course his head capo Tipster makes an appearance to kiss the ring:

Pardon the autism, Capo usually means "Boss" in Italian and English dialect Italian. Lieutenant or "tenente" might be more appropriate for what you are saying. "Frocio" or faggot is the really the best short fit. AFIK there is no word in Italian that describes a morbidly obese, closeted homosexual, tranny-chasing sycophant.

Lucas didn't want to coem back, but obviously he doesn't want to work, and his idiot fans provide him with a minimum wage, so...

Lmao... Lucas would literally rather die than admit KF was right or just even get a real job. Everyone knows it, this the same pattern of internet shit stirring that caused the swatting door knocking incident that caused PTSD and his excuse for blowing tons of cash on dope. No judgments from me for doing a fuck ton of drugs, I have no place to declare higher moral ground. I'll jut say my crystal ball says he'll be back blowing money on dope the minute he has access to any surplus money, followed by the rent money spent on dope next month. He never learned a fucking thing from any of this. The "Etsy sex toy scam" of 2025-2026 is gonna be so awesome if he ever gets it off he ground.

Should we take bets on odds of taking another shot at demeaning sex work? Tipster would go bankrupt.

 

[Something Awful]

Lucas wrote / stole / adapted some kind of cursed lyrics about how much he loves coke and dildos up every hole. Mercifully, I don't think he actually sang it, but I won't watch the whole stream to find out for sure.




Staying off social media and out of drama working out well.





How is this different from what he was doing before, starting shit and then running away like a retarded yappy dog? But Lucas has PTSD now, so a different person does it for him, while Lucas watches. Makes sense. He's truly a fucking imbecile.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Pardon the autism, Capo usually means "Boss" in Italian and English dialect Italian. Lieutenant or "tenente" might be more appropriate for what you are saying. "Frocio" or faggot is the really the best short fit.

Once again, Sargon of Akkad has betrayed me. I used capo because that's what everyone used to call Vee and Kraut and all his other dingleberries back in the day.

 

[Dead Lion]

Once again, Sargon of Akkad has betrayed me. I used capo because that's what everyone used to call Vee and Kraut and all his other dingleberries back in the day.

Capo (although spelled kapo) was also what the leader of a prisoner work team in a German concentration camp was called he could’ve been referring to that.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Capo (although spelled kapo) was also what the leader of a prisoner work team in a German concentration camp was called he could’ve been referring to that.

I'm pretty sure it was a mafia thing because it was the same time everyone was referring to him as Don Sargoon.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

> "I'm back, but this time no more drama"
> starts drama again
> claims he is being harassed and can't handle it anymore
> begs for money
> disappears for a few months
> spends all the money on drugs
> repeat
You'd think his simps would pick up on it after the first few times
Sometimes I wonder if I should just quit my job to exploit retards like that

He deliberately cultivates parasocial relationships. Note the way he talks to his followers - it’s about “building a community.” This false sense that if you follow him (and don’t say mean things like “what happened to the money?”), he is your friend. Everything is deliberately said in the hope of creating an unquestioning army of simps who will exile anyone who dares to question Clara.

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Keffals tweeted about the support he was recieving. He also claims to be working out to "throw twinks across the gym." Also great job pushing your plastic chest together. Nobody besides your retarded fans and chasers are falling for that.

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Keffals is seeing a psychiatrist and apologizes for his "actions." What in particular Keffals?

His apologies are so fucking meaningless. He doesn’t even believe he did anything wrong, he just says sorry in the hope of getting people off his back. His spat with that black troon proves that - the moment he’s told he isn’t forgiven, he instantly switches to asshole mode.

 

[Cask of Amontillado]

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Spoiler alert: Keffals is discussing Soulbunni on stream right now

Seems drama is back on the menu boys!
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Seems Keffals hasn't learnt the lesson in regards to black piccrews
'You're not getting a full apology until you appologize'
'I'm not asking you to apologize'.... wut?

Keffals still having a little more in common with Lily Orchard, din it?

 

[Billy Bong]

The moobs are pretty off-putting...

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

Lucas wrote / stole / adapted some kind of cursed lyrics about how much he loves coke and dildos up every hole. Mercifully, I don't think he actually sang it, but I won't watch the whole stream to find out for sure.

That's a song from troon-and-degenerate-favorite Hazbin Hotel. In the show, the song makes some sense since one of the characters singing it is a porn-star prostitute with a drug habit. The song is called 'Loser, baby' because it's about two characters commiserating about how much their life sucks. Lucas just changed the word 'loser' to 'wiggler'. If he uses it, Amazon might copyright strike him.

 

[Captain Retard]

So the cow intergrated kgg on yt chat or something.
I might have to watch the vod later as I missed the start by a mile.
THE COW IS SINGING. THE COW SINGING.
I need to bleach my ears.

 

[Troon_Patrol]

Once again, Sargon of Akkad has betrayed me. I used capo because that's what everyone used to call Vee and Kraut and all his other dingleberries back in the day.

Without going too off topic LA Cosa Nostra in its heyday "Capo" could refer to underboss as well as the man in charge of of the entire organization. I've read a lot about the subject, Vee and Kraut were more of a "consigliere", advisor role.

The moobs are pretty off-putting...

It's just disturbing to me. For anyone who has never heard of the concept "uncanny Valley" , the gross manboobs creep me the fuck out make me nauseous. Lot of theories on Uncanny Valley, mostly it applies to synthetic beings IE robots resembling human beings we can sense being not quite right, the human brain recognizes something is off and reactions of distrust, fear and disgust immediately can all be triggered subconsciously. According to some evolutionary psychologists theory, when I see is an abomination of surgery and hormones in a push up bra shoved into camera center of a thumbnail a little portion of my brain I inherited from possibly hundreds of thousands of years ago knows something abnormal is trying to trick me into lower my defenses and attract me to something that is not real with the intent to exploit that in me, possibly harm or kill me.

TL;DR Keffals is gross.

 

[A. G. Peak]

That's a song from troon-and-degenerate-favorite Hazbin Hotel. In the show, the song makes some sense since one of the characters singing it is a porn-star prostitute with a drug habit. The song is called 'Loser, baby' because it's about two characters commiserating about how much their life sucks. Lucas just changed the word 'loser' to 'wiggler'. If he uses it, Amazon might copyright strike him.

Mercifully, I don't think he actually sang it, but I won't watch the whole stream to find out for sure.

I regret to inform you he kept his word and sang to end his stream. He didn't end up replacing the word 'loser' with 'wiggler,' though.

 

[Kent Allard]

Without going too off topic LA Cosa Nostra in its heyday "Capo" could refer to underboss as well as the man in charge of of the entire organization.

IIRC, the proper term for someone at the top of the hierarchy was “capo tutti capo” which translates to “boss of all (the) bosses”. Any Italianfag please feel free to correct me.

 

[Punished Neco]

Here's a MATI "friendly" shorter version if @Null decides he wants to punish his audience some more with terrible singing. Keffals is singing a song from the show Hazbin Hotel, which apparently Keffals has a strong affinity for because the show has a pimp in it and Keffals nearly fell into the clutches of a pimp many years ago.

This shorter segment could literally be just Keffals singing about his own life

49 viewer average on Twitch for this stream

I might have to watch the vod later as I missed the start by a mile.

It's just Keffals basically sitting in silence for like 2 hours without a facecam trying to code to make the site chat appear in Twitch chat. Wants to move into cyber security by the way. Don't think that should take 2 hours to do if you want to make something coding related your profession.

 

[Null]

Here's a MATI "friendly" shorter version if @Null decides he wants to punish his audience some more with terrible singing. Keffals is singing a song from the show Hazbin Hotel, which apparently Keffals has a strong affinity for because the show has a pimp in it and Keffals nearly fell into the clutches of a pimp many years ago.

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

I regret to inform you he kept his word and sang to end his stream. He didn't end up replacing the word 'loser' with 'wiggler,' though.

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"Set you strAAAAAeeeaaiiiigGGGgght"
Love how his voice changes to a dude whose balls are trying to fucking drop.
But holy shit, the man sounds fucking awful. Looks awful too. That fat man face at that angle does him no favors. And why is fat boy lifting weights? Doesn't he know he doesn't have much testosterone anymore? What's the point of that shit? Absolute lols

 

[Timotei Lindeanu]

• Disliked by the overwhelming majority he interacts with but also completely reliant on being a public figure
• Irreversibly mutilated
• “too chronically unwell to work most jobs”
• Degenerate addict without the discipline to sustain recovery

How does he go on? I guess he’s too stupid to see himself clearly.

Kefflas will stay afloat as long as he gets free bucks from his legion of bleeding heart cucks who want to support a victim of dem kiwifarms.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I regret to inform you he kept his word and sang to end his stream. He didn't end up replacing the word 'loser' with 'wiggler,' though.

I'll give him this much: it's better than that other troon whose music occasionally gets posted here to punish me.

 

[LongDayAgain]

> "I'm back, but this time no more drama"
> starts drama again
> claims he is being harassed and can't handle it anymore
> begs for money
> disappears for a few months
> spends all the money on drugs
> repeat
You'd think his simps would pick up on it after the first few times
Sometimes I wonder if I should just quit my job to exploit retards like that

Not from Northern Ireland, but coke is really fucking expensive here in Ireland

• Disliked by the overwhelming majority he interacts with but also completely reliant on being a public figure
• Irreversibly mutilated
• “too chronically unwell to work most jobs”
• Degenerate addict without the discipline to sustain recovery

How does he go on? I guess he’s too stupid to see himself clearly.

How does he pay rent? Like, I know he’s probably on benefits because he lives in the tax cattle farm known as the UK/Ireland, but surely that’s not enough to sustain food, rent, electricity, HRT, etc?