Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Captain Retard]

Lucas didn't want to coem back, but obviously he doesn't want to work, and his idiot fans provide him with a minimum wage, so...

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I'm sure that will work out. *does an epic Brianna Wu takedown video*

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Lucas wants to get into "cybersecurity".

The cow wants to go to cyber security. That bovine can't have a stream without issues even if the cow's life depended on it.

 

[Xev]

In that video, Keffals man tits look so much like a fat man's ass with him trying show troon cleavage, I was half expecting to hear king ass ripper style farts brapping forth from his chest every time he was swaying side to side.

Button your fucking shirt up Lucas. Ain't nobody wanna see that shit.

He has some of the worst tits I've ever seen on a man.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Lucas didn't want to coem back, but obviously he doesn't want to work, and his idiot fans provide him with a minimum wage, so...

So is this as an indirect admission that his story about working in the coffee shop while simultaneously being taught Italian by the owners was complete bullshit? I am very shocked by this revelation.

 

[A. G. Peak]

Also great job pushing your plastic chest together. Nobody besides your retarded fans and chasers are falling for that.

He calls his moobs "naturals" and claims to have had implants removed because of back pain.

"Put your tits away. That's embarrassing and should be beneath you."

Your name is literally BigDaddy. You know what? Fuck you. I'm actually going to, like, make my tits more revealing because you said that. There. Are you happy, BigDaddy? [laughs] Fuck you. Let me... [laughs] His gambit worked. His gambit worked. [laughs]

Dude, I'm a trans woman and these are naturals. Of course I'm gonna fucking flaunt them. That's a huge W for me. I am very proud of my titties.

Actually, there, there's a funny story behind that, 'cause, like, usually trans women do not grow double D's naturally. That's, like, very uncommon among trans women, and I thought I never would, right? So, when I was younger, I got breast implants, and then I grew double D's, even though I got breast implants to go up to a double D.

So, I was at, like, a G cup. It was, like, ridiculous. Like, it was, like, it was legitimately, like, like, anime big boob ridiculous levels. And it was giving me back pain so I had to have the breast implants removed, and this is what my boobs looked like after breast explantation.

Yeah, I got, I got back pain 'cause I had, like, G cups. Like, those are heavy. Those... Boobs are anno- boo- having big boobs is actually kind of annoying. It feels like the weirdest thing to complain about to other women, though, you know? 'Cause they're, you know, like, when you don't have big boobs, you're like, "I wish I had big boobs."

Like, sleeping can be annoying. I, um, I don't like when I'm, like, side sleeping and t- and they're, like, slapping together. It's like, it's, it's, it's kind of annoying. You know? But also, having balls was kind of annoying and I don't have those either, so I feel like I just did a big trade-off.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

This thread is getting difficult to click on. That front-butt is the thing of nightmares.

 

[Punished Neco]

"As long as I stay boring" is a wild thing for a streamer to say

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

"As long as I stay boring" is a wild thing for a streamer to say

Ironic accidental self-awareness. He thinks he's boring on purpose.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

• Disliked by the overwhelming majority he interacts with but also completely reliant on being a public figure
• Irreversibly mutilated
• “too chronically unwell to work most jobs”
• Degenerate addict without the discipline to sustain recovery

How does he go on? I guess he’s too stupid to see himself clearly.

 

[Stinkyboy]

his version of cybersecurity is running away to north ireland

 

[Captain Retard]

It's keffling time.
"Important announcements". incoming

Soulbunny(?) drama mentioned. Apparently the reconciliation effort failed. The cow forbade the herd from mentioning/interacting with that person.

Wiggler plushies are planned to be made.

The bovine says that it doesn't have to prove itself on the internet.

There are supposed to be a couple more announcements, but the calf keeps getting distracted and my patience is running out.

Keffals is supposed to retire on October 20th 2027. (Transition anniversary).

 

[Dead Lion]

It's keffling time.
"Important announcements". incoming

Oh god no the water balloon cleavage is back.

 

[Punished Neco]

Spoiler alert: Keffals is discussing Soulbunni on stream right now

Seems drama is back on the menu boys!



Seems Keffals hasn't learnt the lesson in regards to black piccrews
'You're not getting a full apology until you appologize'
'I'm not asking you to apologize'.... wut?

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Someone tell the boy it's over. His chances of reviving his streaming career are as slim as his chances of being mistaken for a woman.

 

[A. G. Peak]

Spoiler alert: Keffals is discussing Soulbunni on stream right now

Here's the Soulbunni segment. I accidentally recorded it at 1.5x, so that's why he's speaking faster than normal.

"I'm not logged into socials, but for whatever reason I still get Bluesky notifications..."

Bro's been getting his fix while telling his viewers he's "completely off social media."

Um, I'm sure a lot of long-time viewers of the chat remember the name Soulbunni. And let me know if you don't, because I'm sure I'm going to have to explain a lot in order to get there.

Okay. Soulbunni is a small black trans YouTuber, content creator, et cetera, who made a video where she accused me of being racist. I tried to say, "No, I am not racist." I have a long history in anti-racist activism. I participated in the Black Lives Matter movement, the Idle No More movement. I was endorsed by the local band council of the Oneida of the Thames Six Nations when I ran for office. Um, some of the closest people in my life are people of color. I was very upset about these allegations. And when I tried to defend myself, it was seen as harassment, and it spiraled into drama content.

Um, she then accused me of doxing her, which did not happen. And, um, basically, the long and short is- I'm not logged into socials, but for whatever reason I still get Bluesky notifications, and she tagged me and demanded that I give her an apology. So, she asked me to add her to Discord, so I did, and we talked. And I said that I would not leak the Discord call, I mean the Discord chat logs. I will not do that. I have no interest in this.

Um, I apologized, but I did not apologize to her. I apologized for my own behavior, because I feel like I let myself down and I let this community down. I built a platform that was based on positivity and building people up and helping people, and I spiraled out, and I turned it into a drama slop factory. And it turned into a toxic cesspit, and I never want it, um, I never want it to be that way again. We're never going back to that.

I asked her, um... 'Cause I, I've taken down every single video about her, all the drama videos on the live channel. I'm going to be putting, taking down all the drama videos on the main channel as well. I don't give a shit. Like, none of that stuff matters. We're fishing. That's, we're gonna just fish and we're gonna have a good time.

Um, [sighs] so, what I asked of her was to apologize for her part if she wanted a full apology from me. And she said she did nothing wrong, she was completely a victim of me. And then I told her, "This is where the conversation ends then. I'm sorry you didn't grow as a person since before I left, but I have. Take care." And I blocked her, and that was the end of it.

And now I am s- I am putting forward this. If you mention her outside of the dra- Okay. The Discord works differently now. When you chat enough in the general, you get access to the Wiggler Hub. In the Wiggler Hub, you can click this to get into the drama quarantine zone. If you talk about her outside of that drama quarantine zone, I will Thunderdome you. You will become just like Femboy Service Dog here, who has been posting for three days straight for some reason. That will be you if you talk about Soulbunni outside of the drama quarantine zone.

And if I find out any of you go into Soulbunni's replies, you will be banned from the Discord permanently. You will be banned from KGG. You will be banned from everywhere.

And I know that, I know that, um, she will probably watch this or her friends will watch this, so I'll say this as well. There is an email that gets forwarded to all the moderators in this community. I will type it out in the chat right now. It is admin@keffals.gg. If you suspect anyone on social media from this community of harassing you, send an email there and we will ban them.

This is not acceptable. We are not doing this. We are not doing drama this year. Fuck that. Absolutely no. We are fishing. That is, this is absolutely not happening. I set some very clear boundaries about coming back, and I plan to stick to those boundaries. I am not letting anyone bait me back into drama content.

That is all I wanted to say on that.

https://youtu.be/r2sDwEw-cXQ?t=1053

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

I built a platform that was based on (HIV) positivity and building people up (ME) and helping people (MYSELF)

Fixed that for ya Luke

I set some very clear boundaries about coming back, and I plan to stick to those boundaries.

1. NO DRAMA (do drama anyway)
2. MAKE $ (LOL no $)
3. QUIT INTERNET FOREVER (AHHH MAH PTSD LOL & MAH FIBRES)
4. COME BACK IN 6 MONTHS
5. REPEAT STEP 1

Seriously how much tardbux is this retard getting? No way he can support himself off donos since nobody cares about his moobs except us and (Just the) TipSir.

 

[Stinkyboy]

He's such a shitlord

 

[Oliver Onions]

"As long as I stay boring" is a wild thing for a streamer to say

It's even funnier because he could be a news reporter live in an active warzone and he'd still be talking like he just necked a whole bottle of Nyquil.

"...Yep so...the bombs...bombs are falling...and it looks like...yeah one just...a bomb hit...I think a bomb just...hit me...the bomb did...yeah...so my legs...yeah they're gone..."

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

I haven't checked up on Lucas in a minute and this right here is why. This dude is so predictable its actually mystifying why anyone would continue to support him.

Hence why he is troon dsp, predictable as fuck, scams fans, FAT, authentic eye talian, plays games horribly. Both been swatted only dsp didn't fake "muh ptsd"

 

[Punished Neco]

Whilst uploading those last screenshots, Keffals revealed they're retiring from streaming.... in October 2027.

Also, just because misery likes company: Keffals revealed they don't go the gym to lift weights, they've got a rack and weights in the apartment. (We're talking squats and deadlifts)... and they work out completely naked because "What's the point of wearing clothes if they're just going to get sweat all over them, it means more washing".
Imagine the smell!!

 

[Captain Retard]

Not sure if I will bother with trying to watch the stream
I CAN'T STAND THE GUITARS!
Also get ready for this at the end of stream.

Canada will be hosting the leech in a week or so, but before that we might get a guest.

The cattle needs to cut down snus while in Canada.

Cybersmith entered the chat