Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Lvkester Endorser]

Cease your investigation if you know what's good for you...
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Phenotype-believers, what can you tell me about mald if I point out he looks a lot like that boyinaband faggot?

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

I hope Low Level isn't a Mald ballwasher, he does some alright content on YouTube and actually suggest people learn things like C. There's definitely "bad code" and good code, all programmers have written the former at some stage in their career, some even write good code from time to time. The idea Low Level describes is humble when it comes from competent programmers and cope when it comes from the incompetent.

You should learn wholly see the best programming language because it is the programming language created by God and for the white man holy See and Linux was created by glow in the Dark CIA African Americans.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

A/A
"Filler words to sound smart. Great info hunting!"
Does not elaborate further and proceeds to do nothing. Atleast he's consistent.


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Yeah he plays games for 12 hours but he also picks mushrooms from time to time. It's literally the touch grass meme!
Heccin wholesome 100 Big Chungus game dev momentarino.

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She had to study mushroom foraging but when it comes to cub porn she's a natural pro.

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We don't talk about this alleged so called lawsuit situation around deez parts, bucko.

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JTH enjoying his ferret fursona larp by foraging for food. All that's left is for him to hunt prey, at the supermarket meat section.

 

[Fae Supremacist]

Yeah he plays games for 12 hours but he also picks mushrooms from time to time. It's literally the touch grass meme!

This gave me second hand mushroomsperg anger.
First of all, this puffball is way too mature to be edible. They're only palatable when they're young, once they get yellow and form cracks on the skin they're full of spores and would ruin your stomach.
Second of all, that's not how you eat puffballs, their entire point is that they have zero flavor and are huge bulky masses of spongy nothing that you can flavor with spices and butter and sauces and cut in slices and fry. If you make powder out of it it's going to taste like nothing, you need stronger tasting mushrooms like porcini or shiitake for that.
Terrible larp. Sad!

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

First of all, this puffball is way too mature to be edible. They're only palatable when they're young, once they get yellow and form cracks on the skin they're full of spores and would ruin your stomach.

Now, now, never interfere with a lolcow who's in the process of giving himself the shits

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

Filler words to sound smart. Great info hunting!

Oh wow malware that installs itself into autorun... and doesn't execute in a well known sandbox... scriptkiddie's first RAT. Every single freeware malware builder on hackforums is 100x more advanced than this. This shit was already old news in 2005. Well analyzed, pajeet.

 

[Meth Reindeer]

This gave me second hand mushroomsperg anger.
First of all, this puffball is way too mature to be edible. They're only palatable when they're young, once they get yellow and form cracks on the skin they're full of spores and would ruin your stomach.
Second of all, that's not how you eat puffballs, their entire point is that they have zero flavor and are huge bulky masses of spongy nothing that you can flavor with spices and butter and sauces and cut in slices and fry. If you make powder out of it it's going to taste like nothing, you need stronger tasting mushrooms like porcini or shiitake for that.
Terrible larp. Sad!

Shouldn't surprise anyone that he'd fake his knowledge on mushrooms too. We probably won't get any updates until he stops shitting himself.

Oh wow malware that installs itself into autorun... and doesn't execute in a well known sandbox... scriptkiddie's first RAT. Every single freeware malware builder on hackforums is 100x more advanced than this. This shit was already old news in 2025. Well analyzed, pajeet.

It wasn't just me who thought that whole exchange was nothing. I know very little about malware but it just sounded like very generic malware. It needed the user to run it and it tries to persist via startup! Very novel, next you'll be saying it spreads via email attachments.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

This gave me second hand mushroomsperg anger.
First of all, this puffball is way too mature to be edible. They're only palatable when they're young, once they get yellow and form cracks on the skin they're full of spores and would ruin your stomach.
Second of all, that's not how you eat puffballs, their entire point is that they have zero flavor and are huge bulky masses of spongy nothing that you can flavor with spices and butter and sauces and cut in slices and fry. If you make powder out of it it's going to taste like nothing, you need stronger tasting mushrooms like porcini or shiitake for that.
Terrible larp. Sad!

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Fact check results: correct.
Mald flex results: flopped
On cooking forums absolutely nowhere does it say to make them into powder as a prep or seasoning method. Closest thing is to dry them for storage then rehydrate for cooking.

Onlookers encouraged to click the links.

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

He wrote that as if this tasteless mushroom is a truffle. Strong flavor and rare so you use it as a sprinkle on top of your steak or whatever. Lol.

Re: mushrooms are his "look at me touch grass", he literally grows them in his house, doesn't he? Not much foraging is going on there, so you can add "forager who doesn't forage" to your list.

 

[el gordo]

This gave me second hand mushroomsperg anger.

my favorite part about this thread is every time he says something, some one else who actually cares about the topic is able to prove him wrong and offer the correction
ive learnt a bunch tangentially because of it, very grateful

 

[Sunflower Samurai]

my favorite part about this thread is every time he says something, some one else who actually cares about the topic is able to prove him wrong and offer the correction
ive learnt a bunch tangentially because of it, very grateful

Its amazing at how much less deserving of a thread he would be if he were humble/normal enough to just say he is doing something for the first time or just how he likes it without presenting himself as an utmost wise enthusiast/guru

He really would've been a Tai Lopez or Zen Master in another life

 

[Vibe_Guy]

re-wrote the deer that makes you pick apples or some shit section

Spoiler: linux mentioned, related meme

He's playing the puzzle game mentioned earlier, clip moments potential

Industry shilling
on the topic of shilling, go play project zomboid it's unstable b42 build, instead of flirting with deer you can domesticate, skin, butcher and eat them. Also make badass bone weapons/armor. Also it's not made by a furry.

 

[The sticky sock]

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re-wrote the deer that makes you pick apples or some shit section

Spoiler: linux mentioned, related meme

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He's playing the puzzle game mentioned earlier, clip moments potential
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Industry shilling
on the topic of shilling, go play project zomboid it's unstable b42 build, instead of flirting with deer you can domesticate, skin, butcher and eat them. Also make badass bone weapons/armor. Also it's not made by a furry.

Knowing Mald's tendency to overpromise on the progress on this game "Just need to do implementation" means he's just shy of the half way point.

 

[AwfulHumanBean]

Knowing Mald's tendency to overpromise on the progress on this game "Just need to do implementation" means he's just shy of the half way point.

Based on what has been shown in the thread that clearly means he has yet to put the new paragraphs of his self-insert furry faggot fiction into the array monstrosity of dialogue/narration system. So yeah, halfway done at best.

 

[PHUCKERPRIME]

We probably won't get any updates until he stops shitting himself.

"SORRY GUYS NO HEARTBOUND UPDATE TODAY I UHHH GOT A COLD YEUHHH."

He's playing the puzzle game mentioned earlier, clip moments potential

Archive fucking everything from those streams. The milk must flow.

 

[fukkit]

Shouldn't surprise anyone that he'd fake his knowledge on mushrooms too. We probably won't get any updates until he stops shitting himself.

THE GNOME HUNGERS

 

[BiggestBuford]

Yeah he plays games for 12 hours but he also picks mushrooms from time to time. It's literally the touch grass meme!

Holy shit this is gold! I know literally nothing about mushrooms except that these puffballs are pretty much the easiest mushroom to forage for. Literally a beginner mushroom. After a quick Google search puffballs are a Summer/Fall mushroom, however I still know nothing about mushrooms so there may be ripe ones in the Spring. Glad we have mushroombro telling us this looks bad, and after looking at some pics it looks like they're supposed to have a basketball texture on the outside with no cracks. Guarantee Mald is going to blame food poisoning on steak!

 

[Crescent Fresh]

"SORRY GUYS NO HEARTBOUND UPDATE TODAY I UHHH GOT A COLD YEUHHH."


Archive fucking everything from those streams. The milk must flow.

Watching some of it, he’s “solving it with chat”, or in other words he’s not actually the one solving anything, the chat is.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Y'know it'd be really anticlimactic if his story ends because he eats something poisonous because he's convinced he's right about everything. You don't fuck around with foraging, you either 100% know what you're doing or it doesn't go in your mouth. It would be a really funny way for it to end though.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

In-game day 13. This time around he wizened up due to the last puzzle game controversy by using "we"/"us" statements as he reads the chat and doesn't pretend he's solving this solo. But does use "I" as in "I think, I believe" statements from time to time even though he read it from the chat. Not as bad as The witness but if you dislike mald you'll dislike this too. Maybe a mega compilation one day but I do have irl things to do and may not have the time, would appreciate if somebody is free/autistic enough to make it.

The following is a assorted edit of Mald trying to look/sound smart moments.

JTH boiler room puzzle + brainstoring an elaborate game plan

Brain farts out on cog puzzle level

Cringe ad time where in a commenter says he has a love/hate relationship with the sponsor and JTH says "Is there something you don't like about it? The product is cool if you are a corporation or business" despite the viewers with enough free time to view his streams aren't a corpo or business. Then mentions cooking and foraging. Then mentions doing a series, either on cooking or foraging.

JTH finishes a puzzle but doesn't have enough steps and goes to next day